jfields

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  1. Probably true. Right now, I bet he is thinking about the benefits and drawbacks of different types of fruits.
  2. Keep them. You never know when you two will want to have useful grippers for kinky things, even if you are freeflying.
  3. I wasn't even at the Perris Boogie, but I have to say that this sounds like a fine plan for any occasion!
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    Jello Shots

    He must have had the jello shooter class between 'Ritin and 'Rithmatic. Just kidding, Dave!
  5. Wow. You don't even look outwardly sociopathic in the picture!
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    Paintball

    Wimp. If you are going to do it, do it right. Go on strafing runs.
  7. I've only been to the hospital once to have anything done. Pinkie finger vs. electric hedge clipper. Finger loses, and I get 6 stitches. I took some ibuprofen, rinsed it out and seriously considered just using a few band-aids. I decided I had insurance, so I might as well use it. My fix probably would have worked, but left me with a bigger scar. I am totally out of my league with you people. You are like accident magnets!
  8. And she probably has a brand that says "Property of Freaksis".
  9. Damn, you are romantic. It is a wonder you are still single.
  10. And the two so far are both cuties, so that is not only "not bad", it is really damned good!
  11. Is it the logo for your new S&M dungeon?
  12. Kevin, You mean you have doubts about the effectiveness of things like the British Dental Plan? Come on! They take great care of Britain's remaining national tooth.
  13. Chris, You are making the rest of us look bad, you... you... philanthropist! Generous call, man!
  14. This came up in another thread, but I thought it was a great idea. If you've been unfortunate enough to get injured while skydiving, at least you get bragging rights for cool X-Rays. Tibias, fibulas, vertibrae... Plates, screws, rods, or whatever other metal you have. Post 'em if you got 'em!
  15. Nice profile icon, Viking. That is hilarious!
  16. You all are evil. I don't see or hear any of this. lalalalalalala It is even raining outside.
  17. Sweet! Somebody over twice as pathetic as I am!
  18. I hate you all! Well, I don't, really. But I am stuck all weekend going to a whuffo wedding of a distant relative, on my wife's side! Good luck, and have fun!
  19. These "cases" are fictional. http://www.snopes.com/legal/lawsuits.htm http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/onlyinamerica.htm
  20. Nope. I've thought about it too. How could a jumper NOT think about that?
  21. Posts:Jumps 29:1 What can I say? I only jump about one weekend a month, but sit in front of the Internet all day long...
  22. That is bizarre. Why would they put it out like that, with no explanation?
  23. Any chance you could throw the text up here?
  24. I forget what page, but it was in a little box on the right-hand page, sandwiched in between two pictures or something. I think it was fairly close to the beginning. I would give more details, but the magazine is at home. That is also why I didn't post the name.
  25. There was a little blurb in this month's Parachutist about some guy having his USPA & CSPA licenses revoked and being banned. Although small, the bit was fairly prominently placed. Anyone know the story behind that, or why they decided to make it so public?