RoadRash

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  1. From Colorado...I love the Rockies...particularly Estes Park... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  2. I don't.........I'm not a big fan of sand in crevices. ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!! That's why you have a towel conveniently placed underneath you......BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  3. Do you also like long walks on the beach? Actually, I like hot sex on the beach.......but that is a different story... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  4. Is tall and owns a big hand gun... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  5. Ok...I will desperately try to be serious... Watching the sunset...cheesy but true...
  6. Has a sexy voice-mail message...RRRrrrrrr... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  7. ::raises hand:: DITTO!!!!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  8. Might be getting his hands in a pair of handcuffs...I mean...getting a pair of hand cuffs... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  9. A freeflyer...wow...I missed the last 9 pages of this post... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  10. What is today?!?! Take the thread titles and switch 'em around day? LoL... And in answer to your question... I show up... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  11. Living in a college town...we get a lot of streakers...they just amuse the hell out of me. Now the big fat guys that have more hair on their backs than a 400lb. ape...EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  12. Neato!!! I want her sword... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  13. I'm taking that as a compliment...... She is from the UK... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  14. LoL...Depends on who I am getting naked around...... and how drunk I am... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  15. Is a Base jumper...duh... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  16. Talk to one of the DZOs...(Doug or T.D.)I agree, they are great people and I hope your situation gets resolved...
  17. I don't know if many people are gonna get this, but ...hand her a Twinkie and call it a day... ~R+R P.S. Does anyone remember the "Twinkie defense"...too much sugar...Tsk tsk... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  18. RoadRash

    Pimp Fees

    Check around Talk Back...almost every thread leads to "How to get laid..."... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  19. LoL...That is a great quote...I will have to use that for my next sig line...!!! Stay cool! ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  20. I had insomnia and tried to play and no one wanted to... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  21. it's corn.... well part of coern actually..... i like cream of wheat much better.... to much butter in grits... Wanna hear something funny...someone once asked me if grits grew on trees...I said...well..I couldn't help it..."Sure!" Kinda like money... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  22. It's alright...Thank you for seeing my point of view...I grew up with elitests around me and I took it personally. In that case, I apologize. And you only learn by asking questions, so we should try to answer them no matter how off we think they are.
  23. this is exactly the attitude that makes people think we are tossers with an eliteist attitude. Why is someone dumb because they have chosen not to learn about a certain subject? Were you also born with all your "skydiving" knowledge? The slating of people because they dont know about a specialist actitivity is shitty and also makes you look like a "dumbass" Get a grip.............. just my non-skydiving 2 whuffos worth! So much for being funny at 5am......Did you happen to read what I had responded to? I was responding to the fact that someone believed that skydiving was easy yet had never tried it...before you call me an elitest...read what I was posting a reply to...Most people I speak to think it must be really hard to learn to skydive...this individual that was being quoted was ASSuming quite a bit. I try not to assume anything, but I also try not to UNDERESTIMATE anything either. ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  24. WARNING: Your ankle will feel like it was hit by a Mack truck...Good luck with surgery!!!!