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Unfortunately, that was my first thought!!!! 'Course the knife fight was a nice touch... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Hope you don't live in a glass house...watch out for those flying bricks...they will getcha every time... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Nope... but I made sure to check it for funny discussions and make stupid comments occasionally... ~R+R...::singing:: I'm too sexy for this thread, too sexy for this thread, soooooo sexy it hurts.... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Finally! I was amazed that noone else made a skyvan joke so far Caption: Welcome to Ye Olde Dildoe Shoppe I just sh*t a brick...and look...it just flew off...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!! Police officers can't be in twenty places at once, and you know what...stop and think before you start to bad mouth a cop/cops...Sad part is, police officers only get the information that a dispatcher tells them. And if there isn't enough officers to go around, well, I hate to say this, but like triage, worse cases come first...makes you wonder what else they had on their hands at that time of day...wait before you start to pass judgment... You also might be offending a wife of a police officer who puts his life on the line every goddamned day to help f*ckers like those gang members and wannabees stay alive to hurt someone else...Sorry, but sounds like you are blaming the wrong party...get over it. ~R+R...'Cause I am... edited to add: SPEAKER'S CORNER!!!!! From year’s of observation and personal experience, I think the cops, as individuals and as publicly funded civil entity, can do a lot better in my neighborhood and I believe that I am acting just buy making statements with reasonable examples such as this post. And I could careless who gets offended by what I have say. This is a general discussion and I feel I have provided ample details for people to make clear and thoughtful opinions concerning this topic.

I completely agree...but those are the same officers who are more worried about numbers and status than they are about the actual job...Too bad it is like that in most professions not just law enforcement... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

South African's represent! Go Karl I'm just a simple guy in love with an amazing women

Ok, let me get this straight, you expect all cops to be sitting on their asses at the precinct/station waiting for calls?!?!? Geeze...never mind...guess no one here except AggieDave has had experience with law enforcement...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

LoL...in my experience as of late, it isn't "Who's on facebook?" but rather "Who isn't on facebook?"......Oh, wait, that's 'cause I'm a college student...oops...... ~R+R...Yes, I waste waaaaay too much time on facebook playing stupid games and socializing... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!! Police officers can't be in twenty places at once, and you know what...stop and think before you start to bad mouth a cop/cops...Sad part is, police officers only get the information that a dispatcher tells them. And if there isn't enough officers to go around, well, I hate to say this, but like triage, worse cases come first...makes you wonder what else they had on their hands at that time of day...wait before you start to pass judgment... You also might be offending a wife of a police officer who puts his life on the line every goddamned day to help f*ckers like those gang members and wannabees stay alive to hurt someone else...Sorry, but sounds like you are blaming the wrong party...get over it. ~R+R...'Cause I am... edited to add: SPEAKER'S CORNER!!!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Damn! I just found out via Yahoo!news....This sucks... RIP George Carlin... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

This right here made me LMAO in the middle of class damnit......5 points for making my prof call me out and explain that I was laughing at "an individual who has stimulated my humorous" ~R+R...Yes, he said I deserved extra credit for that load of sh*t...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

I can't believe you'd take this perfectly clean thread and drag it into the gutter like that.... Yes you would liar......You know you like it......BTW...I know a few single flautists at my college...They said they need more practice...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

I can attest to this as a fact...for I played flute for almost 10 years...... Flutter tongue/trilling comes in handy in other arenas besides music...... ~R+R...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

That's a really good question...I haven't thought much about it... Let's see here... ~R+R...::to the tune of Fifty Nifty United States::Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut,... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Just my $0.02 on the matter...What I would do? Dump them both ...if you keep the ho...well...make her get some STD tests, 'cause like someone said earlier...he might have herpes...Ewwwww.... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Sorry, I was distracted by the fact that my french is terribly rusty...... ~R+R...count how many times they say "something" in french...it's a riot... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! At this point the noses and the rest of their faces are turning brown too... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Nope, my stupid @ss gets to sit in class all morning, just like usual...of course on the way I made sure to walk past a black cat, under a ladder and shatter a mirror into a thousand pieces, oh, and pick up a penny that was face down... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Are you trying to buy votes for the thread about the hottest dude on DZ.com?!?!? With comments like that, you got my vote! ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Take the door off so it's obvious that you have a locking gas cap. That'll stop the opportunists, but don't think that it will stop the truly determined. It's not all that difficult to remove a locking gas cap. Anyone that is willing to break the fuel cap door probably isn't too far from being willing to just punch a hole in the tank itself. Now I know this sounds like a radical idea, but wouldn't it be less expensive in the long run to just put in a tap and a big sign that says, "Ok, take the gas but for god's sake just don't fuck up the car"? In all honesty, I seriously considered this option, but then I realized that the parents in the neighborhood might get pissed for having the word f*ck on my car...just how they are...... Hey, either way, it's still really fucking funny!!!! and yet sad all at the same time... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Despite the fact that this is hilariously funny...I seriously doubt I would have the "nuts" to do it...oh, and I'm a girl....... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

I reread this post three times because it was so damned funny!!!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

That's our Simply!!! Hoping for a "plug".. ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm trying not to die laughing in the middle of class... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Shameless Plug!!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...