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hey all me skreamer, benw, wingnut are down texel now we only got to the DZ this morning due to the fact that skreamer missed his flight "what a wanker"but we went on the piss last night got absolutely blind drunk with hawaii shirts in this small bar in den helder wingnut finnally collapsed and when i finnally got to the room all my sleeping mattress had gone so i woke up the other guys and reclainmed it back. at this point we shoved toothpaste up wingnuts nose and all he did was scream out was "up my nose" and then went back to sleep again he woke up with clear menthol sinuses thios morning thwe weather is glorious and i'm really pissed as the other guys are jumping and i'm not because i came in real hard last week but hopefully i'll be jumping with them this morning. anyway will keep you all updated all the best from texel moooooooose

skreamer i'll c u on friday well have a good piss up for sure i might have found some hawaiin shirts will let you know c u mooooooooose

well i am back in the u.k again am about to go up to langar yeeeehaaaa skreamer drop me a line today my nu,mber is 07747018702 cu moooooooooooooose

TEXEL GEAR PER JUMP = $12 JUMP = $20

ha ha ha nice one. glad you had a good time i am going up to langar on tuesday to drink jump and be merry nice to know i got a jump waiting for me yeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaa just called my mate he's at langar and says its rocking, he's quite shedded i hate to look at the bill on my satphone call as he's on his mobile but by all acounts skreamer took the piss out of him for me yeeeeeeeha can't wait to get out there c u moooooooooose

hey shit sorry to hear about your main thats a bummer, i emailed texel and they said they have javelins with mains ranging from 120's to 250's so i'm sure they'll cater for you, look up there email address and mail them i'm sure they'll sort you out. i am arriving back in the u.k as i have to fly off the rig tommorow on a huey, always good fun as you go over the jungle with the doors open and all you can imagine is the music of ride of the valkyries in the background and that you got a gun screaming out "get some get some". and then i am flying from a place called malabo to doualla in cameroon and then from there to madrid in spain then onto amsterdam then to southampton in the u.k for 15:00 on monday afternoon. then it's get everything washed buy a few bits and pieces say hi to the folks and then its off to langar for a week of jumping, get home for tuesday, wash everything again sort out my gear for texel say hi to the folks, wednesday up to london to meet up with an old flame and sort out swelling ball sac problem. and then thursday to texel, party jump and the like. monday morning jump on a train from amsterdam to girona, then on to empuriabrava jump there for a week then fly back home (visit london for the night *wink, wink*) arrive home relax for 4 days and then back off to west africa again for 4 weeks . talk about working the winter to pay for the summer phew!!! moooooooose

wehey! do you all realise that i have only got 20 1/2 hours to go before i get off this oil rig here in west africa. and that would mean that i only have approx 68 hours before i once get up to the big blue yonder (weather prevailing) now that would mean i only have got 4080 minutes to go, or even 244800 seconds before i jump out of a plane. sigh ! i have been waiting for 4 weeks and cant wait to get jumping again arggggggggggggggggggg Mooooose

yeh hellian not to worry, we'll talk skreamer to coming to empuria should be a blast, sun, skydiving, sangria, sex (with human females! not sheep eh skreamer!) all in all it should be a good one

cheers dude

got anything a bit simpler????

HI aGAIN JULIE won't be able to come to the scottish nationals as skreamer, wingnut, benw and myself are going to texel holland that weekend sorrrrrrrrrry moooooooooooooose

u lucky lucky bastard have a beer / jump/ etc etc for me i'll see you up thgere the weekend after cheers mate mooooooooose

The isle of wight ??????? hey thats where i'm from but i jump at langar but at present am on an oil rig in west africa (if that figures) i live in cowes (not the mooing kind the rest of you r thinking) if i'm home and i'm not elswhere i'll go up to scotland and jump for the nationals what r the dates????? c u Moooooooooooose

i.ve seen it done but how do you barrel roll???? cheeeers mooooooooooose

i have never been to vic falls but i did a bungee jump run by the same company at a place called the blookrans river along the garden route in south africa, it's a 260m drop and i tell you something it certainly gets the heart pumping, and they don't lower you into a boat but they send someone down by harness lash you on and heave you back up again, i was watching a few of the videos they took of the vic falls jump and a couple of guys did it while attached to an inflatable raft tottaly awsome, if you ever get a chance go there also get some class 5 rapids in as well. thats in my opinion cheeeeers moooose

good one dude looks you'r going to have to come down with the ebola virus this time. on the texel thing are we going to meet in heathrow or get in a few apres boogie beers in london??? moooooooose

when you get to langar tommorow say hello to my mate will i emailed who he is he might be doing his level 1 aff so give him some shit for me. also i got in touch with texel and they said they'll have a rig reserved for me that weekend which is sweeeet! do you fancy meeting up in london before heathrow, first for a few apertif pre boogie drinks????? just to get us on the way (try out the hawaiin shirts ) is alister still up for it??? hee hee just think weather prevailing by this time in 6 days time i'll be drunk as a skunk after doing a few jumps in chuckles bar woohoooooooooo mooooooooose

mate you know i would love to however i am off down to empuria directly after texel to. A) see what the score is down there. B) try and find a flat. C) jump my arse off. D) maybe fit in a bit of tourist shagging. and my rig is going to be ready for the 28th of june "groan" Where i will once again be offshore but am planning to go to empuria again in mid july to test this bad ass bitch that i am getting (7 cell spectre 170) woohoooooooooooooooooo. you fancy a bit of empuria action in july???? mooooooooooose

hey larry how does this look cheers dude mooooooose

skreamer r u going to get to jump up there or is it just a flying visit ( no pun intended???) moooooooose

in reply " Keep pumping it, Dude. I need all the gasoline I can get...tee-hee..." well you know what they say about us rig pigs we pump harder and faster all the time

in reply to I work for an oil company. NOt in the upper level executive slots. I'm just the bottom of the food chain lowly refinery unit operator, turn crude into gasoline type. hey don't worry about it i am even lower down i am one of the guy's who get it out of the ground, hey we all need fuel mooooooooosee

what date is it????? mooooooooose

mostly we get the crappy white tequila but give me a bottle of the golden stuff worm and all i'll drink that you know how normal people drink tequila i.e salt tequila lemon i have a mate of mine (he's kinda starnge) he does something called iron man tequila and what you do is snort the salt drink the tequila and then squidge the lemon in your eye, me thinks he has a few screws loose (and he says i'm a nutter for jumping out of planes) (he can also floss his nasal cavity with a condom quite disgusting ) moooooooooose

Skreamer old son you have just given me enough will to make it through to next tuesday, the first jump i'm gonna do is an absolutely unstable exit, and i am going on to my first sports rig which shouldd be fun (am using phil curtis's demo for the week) so a few practice pulls and then start really messing about up there. cummmmmmmmon the moooose has landed, i'm gonna partty, i'm gonna talk Codshit to everyone. i'm gonna snort tequila drink flaming sambucas smoke cigars the size of oklahoma and practice doing fly mans to innocent strangers woooohohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooo. ahhhhhhhhhh i feel rested now after that out burst cheers moooooooooose