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Damnit i wanna watch them

I also cant have my own section under personal gallery or whatever its called. Do I need to do something different? ugh...

It wont let me see them, why is dis?

I would like to go but I am still very new, so I don't know if I should. I will most likely wait until I have about 100 jumps or so to attend a boogie.

I have not seen it, whats it about?

Hey John I met you last Saturday at SDH, doubt you remember me though. Anyway, funny pic...

REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent...............................12 Calories Without her consent..........................2187 Calories OPENING HER BRA: With both hands.......................... ......8 Calories With one hand............................ .....12 Calories With your teeth.......................... ....485 Calories PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection......................... ......6 Calories Without an erection...................... ...3315 Calories PRELIMINARIES: Trying to find the clitoris.............. .8 Calories Trying to find the G-Spot................ ...4092 Calories POSITIONS: Missionary..................................12 Calories 69 lying down..................................78 Calories 69 standing up................................812 Calories Wheelbarrow...................................216 Calories Doggy Style...................................326 Calories Italian chandelier...........................2912 Calories ORGASMS: Real.................................... .112 Calories Fake.........................................1315 Calories POST ORGASM: Lying in bed hugging..................................................18 Calories Getting up immediately..............................................36 Calories Explaining why you got out of bed immediately........,..816 Calories GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are: 20-29 years....................................36 Calories 30-39 years....................................80 Calories 40-49 years...................................124 Calories 50-59 years..................................1972 Calories 60-69 years..................................7916 Calories 70 and over..............................Results are still pending DRESSING AFTERWARDS: Calmly.........................................32 Calories In a hurry.....................................98 Calories With her father knocking at the door.........5218 Calories With your wife knocking at the door........13,521 Calories

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LMAO!!!!!!!

Did you grow up with black and white TV only? Its not red?

Noyce color choice!!!

GOOD Lawd!! That is F'ed up man, if you didn't post that then somebody with way to much time on their hands and some hate posted it. That sux, hope you get it worked out!!!

Exactly like an anime, vivid sounds, vivid colors massive blood. Its amazing!!!

She's Beautiful!!!! Jump her, then its BEER 4 ALL!!!! Whoo hoooo!! Same goes for me this weekend!!

MmmMmM

Where bouts did you jump in Texas?

21 on Nov. 8th WHOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My friends think I like beer now, heh, just wait until I can go buy it mUhahahahahMUAHHAahahah

Thats depressing... I am brand new and I love it, to read that kind of makes me depressed a bit.

DOH!!! I thought you were talking about the praying mantis exit, I am all screwy now

Yeah they did the same for me, I guess when the bug bites us it leaves a big mark Have a good one, keep us posted!

The mantis for me out of the Otter was as follows. I would face the pilot, left foot to the edge of door all the way up, right foot follows, one hand in, one hand out. Stick your head out, Prop, up, down ARCH. Its a good exit for AFF because you put yourself right into the wind and get stable really fast. Its the exit I picked when I did my first hop n pop. Hard to explain in words though. Hope this helps.

The skydivers in that movie are amazing, they have like a 2 minuet freefall. I wonder how high the went to get that kind of time P.S and yes I watched the whole way through the movie for that scene

http://bikefreq.com/bikeforum/html/modules.php?set_albumName=album04&id=Blake_Profile&op=modload&name=gallery&file=index&include=view_photo.php =D Der I am =D And der's my other baby (my first being my new rig ) P.S boredom post