Darius11

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  1. You should try going threw security with my last name......now add a rig to the equation and it gets very interesting I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain
  2. ... you rig won't get dirty if you land on the concrete I tried that last weekend. I'll take the grass stains any day. I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain
  3. WOW that looks awesome. I want to do that...........does any one have a canopy i can borrow I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain
  4. i hope so man If you want one sooner i could always pack for you. id rather let a one-armed monkey pack for me. Smart man I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain
  5. i hope so man If you want one sooner i could always pack for you. I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain
  6. I am sorry sweetie. I wish there was more I could say. I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain
  7. My rig was washed this Dec. I made sure to land out on my first jump at Eloy so she was clean for only a week. I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain
  8. Hey Jeff aren’t you due for a cutaway some time soon. This time make sure i am there I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain
  9. Darius, you're talking about the rig right? Yea my rig is the only thing i own or have thats red I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain
  10. Ah it's ok. I'll let you hold my rig tonight. If we get drunk enough you might think it's yours only bigger, and reder I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain
  11. "Rich Girl" by Gwen Stefani makes me wanna shoot someone. Oh i 2nd that and add any song by Gwen Stefani god she is so annoying. I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain
  12. DAMN POTHEADS Thats awesome. My mom would shoot me, and after she was done killing me my dad would wait till she went away, and then take my stash LOL I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain
  13. Oh no you can laugh. I laugh in here all the time I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain
  14. Oh no he hates little cute animals. His favorite hobby is clubbing baby seals and killing elephant for there ivory. (this is a joke) I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain
  15. bush loves poachers I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain
  16. hey shouldn't you be flying something? I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain
  17. Where is he any way? i have not seen him around and when i posted this i had a feeling he would have finally got me.
  18. hey this part is new What is a Dog? 1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house. 2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room. 3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time. 4. They growl when they are not happy. 5. When you want to play, they want to play. 6. When you want to be alone, they want to play. 7. They leave their toys everywhere. 8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss. 9. They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you. who are you any way Ivan Will not bad for once in 2.5 years of being here
  19. 1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? 2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. 3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! 4. Rottweiler: Make me. 5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. 6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please! 7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. 8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. 9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb? 10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. 11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. 12. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there ... 13. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? 14. New Zealand Sheep Dog: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle... 15. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. The Cat's Answer: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?" ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF. What is a Cat? 1. Cats do what they want. 2. They rarely listen to you. 3. They're totally unpredictable. 4. When you want to play, they want to be alone. 5. When you want to be alone, they want to play. 6. They expect you to cater to their every whim. 7. They're moody. 8. They leave hair everywhere. CONCLUSION: They're tiny women in little fur coats. What is a Dog? 1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house. 2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room. 3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time. 4. They growl when they are not happy. 5. When you want to play, they want to play. 6. When you want to be alone, they want to play. 7. They leave their toys everywhere. 8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss. 9. They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you. CONCLUSION: They're tiny men in little fur coats I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain
  20. 9 jumps it was a blast. what a fun weekend.
  21. ok i will make sure not to marry a girl who is 128-134 lbs. Within that 6 lb range they seem to cheat I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain