taln1rigr

OK, here's a little twist on things ... a kind of "Days of Our Lives" if you will, but here's how it's all spun together: ACME Skydiver wants “mystery man” Andy2 wants to read the title again cause he’s lost; oh, scratch that he wants “shit” BMCD308 & TurtleSpeed want to tease Ivan BKDice wants JMFreeFly ChopChop wants BoyToy, & RoysPlayThing / RoysPlayThing wants her kids more often & ChopChop to slam her up against the wall & f@#$ her unmercifully ... or something like that. Designer wants “1, 2 or 3 girlfriends” DJatLarge wants SkyBabe76 / SkyBabe76 wants WrongWay / WrongWay wants Casie / Casie wants “mystery man”, YardHippie & Slappie / Slappie wants Bubbles, SunnyDee123 & himself –DENIED, Turtle says Slappie’s been there done that … but Sebazz1 will take him & talk to him … nothing else … except when he’s got tequila FlyGator wants “unwanted females” … speak up girls GiaKrembs wants to find “love of her life” GirlFallDown wants Hookitt / Hookitt wants Girlfalldown but is to busy for her ... not Hookitt's exact words ... OK, not Hookitt's words at all but maybe he's thinking it ... Jayruss & PrairieDoug want SkyMama Jessica wants Brains & SkyBytch / but Brains wants TequilaGirl, & SkyBytch wants “mystery man” / & Deuce wants SkyBytch at Eloy / Duece is pretty sure someone out there wants him … any takers?? JRAF wants MissKris JRock wants The Pink Mafia, including all future members, & Kelel01 / Kelel01 wants JRock & KolibrieLinda / KolibrieLinda wants Kelel01 / Kelel01 & KolibrieLinda want Darius11 / Darius11 wants Kelel01, KolibrieLinda & along with DTOXX wants Dove / Dove wants Darius11, Sunshine, HappyThoughts & Brits17 / Brits17 wants “mystery guy” & HappyThoughts / HappyThoughts wants “naughty girls list” KawiZX900 & MichaelFlying want to read the title again cause they’re lost Keith wants Ari Weil … am I wrong? It this was the first time this name showed up on anyone’s list. Keskeie wants “mystery man” Layton wants SugarGlider Lioness wants JTVAL LizzieB wants Bat150 McDuck is wanted by his creditors MissMae wants her “boyfriend” N2SKDVN & AirDweller want MoodySkydiver / MoodySkydiver wants “school boy”{He's an unworthy JACKASS} & “mystery man” Nearly everbody wants BatBex Paige wants to see Pete QuickDraw wants the “girls going through hard times” RevJim wants The Pink Mafia Riddler wants JumpWally’s wife Ripper0289 wants a “sugar mamma” SamanthaShows wants her “desert soldier” SkyCat wants to sell HooknSwoop … cheap SkyDekker wants “mystery girl” & wants to be wanted by wife … which could explain why he wants the “mystery girl” SkyesSpot wants Lummy / Lummy wants SkyesSpot Squeak & SkyeDivr want Mouth / Mouth wants SkyeDivr Swooper120 wants Missy from the SugerGliderz, Mujie, SunnyDee123 & AlanaB / AlanaB wants Swooper120, “hot, bad ass skydiver , willing to snowboard guy”, “mystery man”, TB99 & Pablito Taln1Rigr wants Viking TheThinker wants SadSue TowerRat wants TowerRat-no objections so far Tonto wants Taz TurtleSpeed would say SkyMama but is skeered & can’t spell her name but definitely wants BendyWendy & along with KansasSkydiver wants FreeFlyGoddess / FreeFlyGoddess wants CanuckInUSA (future hubby), Sangrio with his red hot fork & TurtleSpeed / TurtleSpeed wants to be riden by both Casie & HRHSkyPrincess / HRHSkyPrincess already had TurtleSpeed & wants “new stallion to ride” VanillaSkyGirl wants “beautiful surfer, climber, but otherwise skywhuffo BF” & a “shiny new, in excellent health Chris Muenkel” / Muenkel wants VanillaSkyGirl, “any hot skychickie”, Jessica, Hooked, Michele, B^2 & Sunshine / Sunshine wants “ff boy that talks like Cartman in bed”, Coconutmonkey & DaGimp / DaGimp wants Mujie but has mistress, FlyAngel2 which he denies to HeadOverHeals Wzettler wants MyOwnWay / MyOwnWay wants “Candy Cane Man” later admitted as Jumper03 / Jumper03 wants MyOwnWay ZeeMax wants Arlo **note: KansasSkydiver also wants “mystery girl”, “all the girls”, & “any combo of a 3-some” If he sticks around long enough he’s likely to get his wish … I hope you all get what you want for Christmas. Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays!! XOXOXOXO, ~~Dawn PS – Unmentionables which were dropped from the list a little while back … I found them: TurtleSpeed wants Laura Croft & a side of Rene Zelwiger Slappie wants Tara Reed DJatLarge wants Tara Reed, a Hilton Sister & Penelope Cruise McDuck wants Shannyn Sossamon … she just doesn’t know it yet DaGimp wants Olsen Twins Amazon wants R. Lee Ermey Cuchulinn wants Meg Ryan Hazarrd wants BS sister Unstable wants Elizabeth Hurley MoodySkydiver wants Viggo Mortensen

Freudian slip or wishful thinking? No Baby, this Rigger doesn't wishful think about squat! LMAO I make it happen ... all by myself if I have to

You're welcome

Outstanding idea Keith ... KUDOS! I think I'll go do that right now as a matter of fact. Thanks for thinking! Dawn

oops ... say no more consider it done Thank-you skymama

Damn! I can see exactly why AlanaB wants you for Christmas ... {{thinking she's got an eye for the FINER things in life}} Smart Girl!! And yeah, they've been played with & I don't mean just to get them erect ... but it's all part of the fun ... and I'm all about fun

Yep, He knows me allright ... I'm sooo not an angel ... big hearted maybe but I'd never be able to keep that darn white robe clean ... hee, hee. Thanks Dana {{{BIG SMOOCH ON THE CHEEK}}}

OK, OK ... done for now. I'm just so glad I could put a smile on your face ... I'm certain Mike prefers it that way ... as do we.

Don't cry ... I got plenty more where that came from ... I'm just overflowing with sweetness & funnies ... they don't call me "Morale Officer" at Skydive Santa Barbara for nothing

ummmm ... I think someone colored on the front of it when you weren't looking ...

Thank-you ... You are so sweet & too kind.

I'm so sorry Kramer ... I'm speechless ... but I can give you a {{{{BIG HUG}}}} & a

Sure, she's beautiful ... but she could hurt somebody with these

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about Wish I could get some of that lovin

Help, I'm totally lost on this one ....

mmmm, me too ... You can most defenitley dream ... just make sure it's not a wet one. *giggle*

Oh Hell Yeah!

Mine would definitely be taln1rigr ... that's why I created it ... just in case I needed a custom plate

No way man I've got you beat ... but we could tie each other up & solve that problem ... I'm a pro at knots

OK, here's a little twist on things ... a kind of "Days of Our Lives" if you will, but here's how it's all spun together: ACME Skydiver wants “mystery man” Andy2 wants to read the title again cause he’s lost; oh, scratch that he wants “shit” BMCD308 & TurtleSpeed want to tease Ivan BKDice wants JMFreeFly ChopChop wants BoyToy, his kids more often & RoysPlayThing / RoysPlayThing wants ChopChop in a new position Designer wants “1, 2 or 3 girlfriends” DJatLarge wants SkyBabe76 / SkyBabe76 wants WrongWay / WrongWay wants Casie / Casie wants “mystery man”, YardHippie & Slappie / Slappie wants Bubbles, SunnyDee123 & himself –DENIED, Turtle says Slappie’s been there done that … but Sebazz1 will take him & talk to him … nothing else … except when he’s got tequila FlyGator wants “unwanted females”

Hee, hee ... I hadn't quite thought of it that way ... but you're right. I was thinking more along the lines that here were some beers I wouldn't mind nursing ....

No.. no.. The cop is pulling them over because she is not wearing a helmet! How many of you noticed that ? Totally missed it ... LMFAO ... good catch!

Ok...pay attention to this "I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy" ... if you spank me now may I ask for another?

Aloe is known for its healing properties but can dry out the boo-boo making it hurt worse before it gets better. But maybe you could use it in conjunction to some lanolin which is a humidifying protector. Bunches of cosmetics & lotions have lanolin as an ingredient but some of the best stuff is made for boobies. It's called Lansinoh {{reading the tube ... Lansinoh Brand Lanolin, the world's purest lanolin, soothes heals & protects ....}} It's made for breast feeding mothers so it can be found at Wal-Mart, Target, K-Mart, etc in the baby/breast feeding section. Hope you feel better soon.