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Nah Man, you got it all wrong ... ALL beer in any sort of bottle or can is good ... especially the free kind. You can't blame a beer for proper hydration (hangover) ... it's not what it's been designed to do. It's drinking anything "on tap" at a bar where they don't clean their lines on regular basis that'll give ya the bad hangover. Ya see, when the lines haven't been cleaned in a while bacteria builds up which'll not only guarantee ya a righteous hangover but a slightly "off-tasting" beer as well.

sorry about that ... fixed it ... not one but both of them ... thanks for the little bit of help though.

Damn guys, I realize beer & skydiving go hand-in-hand but must we bash it?? ... the beer I mean? Can't we all just get along? http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=709122#709122 http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=135136#135136

ooo, ooo ... I found another I had saved for such an occasion

That was indeed funny ... here's another funny one for ya!

Wow, I've skimmed through some of the replies & I'd have to say there's some excellent advice being circculated. Not sure if anyone's touched on it yet since I didn't read every post ... but what ever happened to riding the bus to & from school? Certainly you can drive her to the nearest bus stop if it's way far away or she can walk to it if it's within a decent walking distance. There are many options available to you ... you're the parent, you still hold the upper hand. And while you can validate why she should have a car & a job & freedoms ... it's obvious she's not able to handle ALL of this in one whack. Think about it, she's breaking more than just your rules ... she's testing the rules of the road as well as the school system's rules. Everything you do from this point will seem heartless ... undoubtedly, you'll have the hardest part ... & it's gonna get worse before it gets better ... but what you need to do is often referred to as "TOUGH LOVE" & I'm living proof that it doesn't kill ya.

COMPLETELY! Music is where I relate ... especially when I don't have the guts to say what I wanna or can't find the words which'll do my fellings justice. The 2 songs which provoke the most feelings ... because of past relationships (MEN) I can't get over are (in order of relevance) are: "Count On Me (Somebody)" by Tonic "Wicked Game" by Chris Issak Most everyone's heard of "Wicked Game" & can relate on some level ... if not, then you've not been deceived by someone you've trusted unconditionally. But the first song is beautiful ... just like the man I relate it to. It's got great harmony & melody ... it's from Tonic (excellent band) ... so it's worth the listen if you're into music.

I'm with skymama. What about us older women? "Older women make beautiful lovers" Good name for a song. You're my hero ... good memory ... exceptional timing!

BRAVO! BRAVO! ZZ Top ROCKS ... as I'm positive you did last night. "Very Good!"

Damn! Can you put it there again?!?!?

You're a total riot & right on time!! Excellent job my man!

I'm a bit late on this quote but I'm jumping in anyway ... it's just my style ... it's who I am .... No way man! The only thing that'll compliment my DD assets is something from VS ... it's all I've bought for the past decade. Granted, most VS models don't come in DD ... just B or C cups squished into a size (or 2) too small, enhanced lighting, dramatic shadowing, make-up & let's not forget the ever important photo "touch-ups." And being that Victoria Secrets sets such high standards for the average girl is why I wanted to find out how the average guy thinks ... 'cuz that's what's really what's more important anyway ... http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?do=post_view_flat;post=711825;page=1;mh=-1;;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC

LOL ... YOU GO GIRL!

Hell, I haven't even had the pleasure of meeting Mary personally & already think she's the best! But I made it, I'm officially in B.F.E. ... a.k.a. Wyoming. So as soon as I get settled I'm making a road trip to Brush ... I can't wait to meet Mary & everyone else ... I'll be well equiped with my "first" case of beer. Oh, & just to get back to the thread thing ... ummm, Skydive Santa Barbara is jammed packed full of personality ... awesome staff!

Yes, but does it come in a 36 DD?

You are 25% Pure! (Very interesting.) Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you: people less pure than you (3%) people like you (0%) people more pure than you (97%) Based on the 13,554,835 submissions before you. There's something to be said about us "wordly people" ... you know, the 1/4 minority (25% or less) ... and there's a WHOLE lot to be said about those of you who's score is 10% or less. But I think there's one thing everyone can agree on ... there's little we'd change about all those questions (times) we answered "yes" to.

My Daddy always said, "when you're stupid ... you're whole body suffers."

Well, ummm ... let's begin with the fact I'm a Hasher ... you know, the drinkers with the running problem (Hash House Harriers ... there's probably a local group in your area ... they're ALL over the world ... & it's the most fun you can have without a rig on). And just for a comparison here's a true story that happened January 2000 at Emerald Coast Skydiving Center, Elberta, AL. One Hasher in our group picked up skydiving (Kenny Girot) & thought it'd be a great idea if the Hashers did a skydive (tandem, of course). And to quote one of the Tandem Masters that worked that day, "we (skydivers) thought we had the corner on partying until we met the Hashers!" For starters, every Tandem Master got laid that night ... along with so many more escapades. So in saying all that ... most Harriettes bare most or all & every once in a while there's a camera for "memories." So that's where I've got a few of "those" pics floating around. BUT, what goes on at a Hash stays at a Hash ... so those pics are floating around in Fort Walton Beach amongst the Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers ... Sorry (hee, hee ). Recent boobie photos that I posted here were just taken recently at Skydive Santa Barbara ... and there was much rejoicing! ON-ON! Venetian Blinds

Hee, hee ... thank-you for such kind words ... and because "you never forget your first" I'll think of my friends & family from Skydive Santa Barbara frequently. But not only did you miss my birthday party & a great tandem jump I did with Timber (TM), Victor (V), Josh (V), Ross, Nathan, Jack, Erik & Steve but you also missed yet another great party this weekend & the dusk/night tandem I did with Dylan (TM), Caddy (V), Timber, Nathan, Tracy & Brian. I did however receive a nice slap on the ass from the ever so hot Nathan (thank-you, thank-you, thank-you). But next time you send a messenger to "smack-dat-ass" instruct him to also "kiss it where it hurts." EVERYWHERE IT HURTS. LMAO! And to keep with the thread ... Sue, driver Eric's replacement, has been named Skydive Santa Barbara's new "Morale Officer." I didn't have much time to coach her since I've only seen her 2 weekends, but she shows tits ... after all, it's part of the job description, along with encouraging mass consumptions of alcohol, making sure the last load of the day always has some waiting for them upon landing & playing the jams. In fact, the gang viewed the original M.O.'s boobies & the up-&-cumming M.O.'s boobies during Sunday's "Going Away Party" (Milt, Timber, Stephan & myself) & deemed hers to be worthy & then there was much rejoicing ... and a bit more flashing. "Always having a good time at Skydive Santa Barbara."

But of course i did, you said you were the best & I had to go looking for it ... no pun intended.

Oh ... way more information than I needed to know. At least I didn't have to endure the WHOLE act. THANK GOD!

Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where you get shitty ideas from.

Thanks

Hee, hee ... my birthday is the same day as your ex's "DOH!" LOL! You're sucha nice guy to send her flowers & I would love for you to drink one for me ... thanks so much. Thinking about doing the jump thing ... I'll let you know how it goes

I busted in on my parents ... well, actaully it was me, my little brother, my best friend & her sister. We were all about 9-6 yrs of age & it petrified us. I can remember to this day ... all I saw was my dad's big'ole white butt all up in the air. We all scammpered back to Angela's house where we tried playing as if nothing had ever happened ... didn't work. Angela's mom said my mom called & I need to go home. Man, talk about the most awkward way to learn about the birds & the bees ... right after you witnessed the whole nature thing happen right before your little eyes! BLECK!!! So, definitely "no" on wanting my kids to hear what's going on & such ... YUK, YUK ... gotta get those pictures outta' my head. Besides even at 30+ I don't care to think or talk about my parents having sex ... maybe it's just me ... but it kinda makes my skin crawl.