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  1. jceman

    PIA here we go

    Don't forget your rig. The shuttle will be running all day, every day to the new Jacksonville DZ. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  2. Negative. But then, we have people who can't use "reply" and "quote" right, and that can make the posts hard to read. Worst is the people who don't seperate their sigs from the body of the posts. Those are generally small things, but they still irritate the shirt out of some of us. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  3. Sister Bytch. Hmm, that has a ring to it. Lynn has a nice habit you can borrow. Only used once. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  4. jceman

    state law?

    ARRGGHH! For the umpteenth time, this "law" is non-existent. There is not now, nor has there ever been, a law prohibiting women from skydiving on Sundays in Florida, no matter what their marital status. I know this is a humorous thread, and the law would be a good fit, but after all these years, I just get sick and tired of seeing such a base canard resurrected once again. And no, the above sentence does not refer to a waterfowl that parachutes off fixed objects. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  5. Last I heard, Pudge was bought by someone through Square1 in CA. Hope he hasn't racked up his score! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  6. I can't believe you actually said "go in" while talking about a skydiver. Bad Monkey, bad, bad monkey. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  7. "I'm not your Jello shot bitch boy!" Rhino @ WFFC Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  8. Hi Rita! Welcome to dropzone.com. I know you will be a good contributor here as you were on wreck daht back in the day. I can't wait to read your book; how far does it go? Up until your fine adventure with "Pudge"? Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  9. By the appearance of Wingi's post, I'd say the works are drugging. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  10. 368 miles to our youngest son's house:0:0 Spent a very nice weekend with our youngest grandson (21 months) and saw the preparations made for his little brother (C-section scheduled for the 27th of Feb). All of my grandchildren are smart, of course, but this one is frighteningly so, his vocabulary is way beyond his age and he is bilingual to boot. Should get plenty of jumping in the coming weeks what with the PIA Boogie/Grand Opening of JAX ExtremeSports. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  11. Diet Vanilla Coke and Soma. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  12. Yeah, the dang digital dyslexia strikes me once again...actually the -F model is my favorite, esp. with the radome. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  13. Uh, Lisa? From my post just ahead of yours: Guess we do think alike. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  14. I believe Joe Morgan was on Mirror Image. He organizes RW at Deland now; he got back in the sport about 4 or 5 years ago after a long layoff. I know Jim Captain was also on the team. I had the great fortune to have Jim as my instructor/mentor through my student progression; also was lucky to have him along on some other memorable jumps, including my beer tracking dive. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  15. F4F-U. Those gullwings, the sound of those 18 cylinders... Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  16. jceman

    Hey Slackers

    How come you aren't in The Pub? It is Wed. night, ya know. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  17. You got it right the first time. Blue Thunder with Roy Scheider. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  18. Hey! I just realized I am married to the former Zippy Bubblebutt. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  19. JT alert! He's thinking of doing in your duck! Oh, the fowlness! BTW, LJ, congrats to you and your partner. May you have many more. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  20. Avgas and a container of LOX will start a bonfire really quickly. Just ask Ralphie at Palatka. I believe his facial hair grew back in time... Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  21. No. I have met Clay Fowler. I have jumped with Clay Fowler. JT, sir, is no Clay Fowler. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  22. jceman

    when I get old..

    Uhh... jack... isn't the first part of that usually something about being an old woman? ..... something you want to tell us? What is more disturbing, the fact that I quoted the poem, or the fact that Seth knew the reference? Is the something you want to share with us? Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  23. Don't you mean the duck side? Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  24. jceman

    when I get old..

    I shall wear purple, with a red hat that does not match. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  25. We're kinda sorta planning on going. Andrea, you can ride with us from JAX if you'd like. Hell, we'll even let you crash on the couch if need be. But we'll have room for your megatent (if we unload half the compartments). Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?