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No, but TLML is the black sheep of her family. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

And you're doing a damn fine job. Nice highjack. This thread was to give credit to some skydivers who did a fine job representing us to millions, but thanks to you, it's gone right into the toilet. If anyone else is still reading this at this point, please let me know who these jumpers were, or if you know them, thank them for us. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Did anyone catch the pre-race ceremonies for the race at Bristol Motor Speedway last night? I usually skip those as I can stand the announcers only barely during the races, but tuned in a tad early and caught the flag jump into the racetrack. For those of you who don't know, BMS is an extremely banked half-mile oval and is tiny as NASCAR tracks go. What made the flag jump so cool was not only the huge flag, but the fact that the trailing video guy had air-to-ground vid! Imagine jumping into what amounts to an extra large football stadium with over 165,00 spectators packed to the rim and landing on the 50-yard line along the team bench. Great accuracy and control was needed and even the announcer kept saying "Wow!". Absotively kewl view. Good job, skydivers,. Good job indeed. If anyone knows who these jumpers are, please convey our thanks. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

I second that motion. Katrina is a big old bitch and has 24 hours or so to stengthen before she hits -- do not take any chances with this one. Please. Remember this is from someone who rode out two, count 'em, two, major hurricanes last year in our manufactured home and will do it again , but NOT if something like Katrina was headed our way. Go! Now.

Where the heck have you been? File this under "Old News", good though it is. Hint -- check the "What Can We Do About Skyride" and other threads in GSD. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Beginners. See my post above to see why I say that. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

At work at the moment. Around 0300 she will join me in our bed. For details, go here. To update, however, the alto sax' descendant is now in our closet as she toots it now and then. Oh, and forgive spelling errors, it was late when I posted that. For those that don't want to read the like (or can't do the math), we celebrated our 37th anniversary the third of this month. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

I'd heard of "Amazon Listmania" before, but when someone sent me the link for this one, I was impressed. So, who'll be the first one to buy all the items on this list? Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Like I promised, I have uploaded pics of Mac, our latest grandson, to my personal gallery here on dropzone.com. I have also loaded high resolution pics along with titles and descriptions to Shutterfly for those who want details. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Lack of funds. Needed a break form WFFC after 7 straight. Lack of funds. No motor home. Lack of funds. Had the granddaughters for a week before they headed back to school. Lack of funds. Uncurrent as all getout. Did I mention -- lack of funds? Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Heh, I know 4 that got married in the last month. 2 of them I did the ceremony, at the WFFC 1 wanted to honeymoon at the WFFC but couldn't, and one that ditched the WFFC to do it. Not sure about the engagements though.... Besides, Lisa, bozo said he'd marry ya! You keep your filthy hands off that one, Jim! I get to officiate THAT ceremony -- after I get done LMFAO! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Having a little problem with the math, Andrea? Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

That was the title I used to announce our fifth gchild's appearnce two years ago, Today he and his brother Jackson were joined by Jefferson MacLean Ceman. He was delivered by C-section as were his older brothers. Jefferson (call name Mac) weighed in at 9ld, 6 oz and is 21 inches. Mother and son are doing fine. TLML and I are at the Holiday Inn East in Montgomery, AL after visiting with the family then taking the boys and dad home and ordering a pizza. The highlight of the day for me was when we got to the house and Jackson came to me bearing two gloves and a baseball and said "Grandpa, will you play catch with me?" We had a fun catch; he can't catch all that well, but he can sure throw well. Pics will be posted when I have them. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

I got "¡Yo, la Mamá! ¿Querría usted un paseo libre de bigotes?" Think it'll come in handy? Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Spence, you have my deepest sympathies. I've been there with both my folks and still miss them very much.

Get Markup Help is your friend. Notice I fixed your clicky, but it works better as Panoptic Sunglasses. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Like someone else said, "Nice tux!" Hey, ya dork, I'd have let you have The Shirt for THAT! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

You're not too old to be spanked, young lady! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

You shifty-assed purple Messican! Words can't express my happiness for the two of you. You look soo happy in those pix. I thought I smelled something in the wind, but not this. Not this soon. Like Anne said, this is a major surprise. Do not forget HH's fees. Oh, has Missy found a new home for Barney? Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Saw the thread about freeflying at Best Buy. This is a good example of other strange things that may be found there. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Mi, me, meee! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

If that doesn't make you reach for the gun (or stick your head in the oven), try this: Tea And Sympathy (Janis Ian) I DON'T WANT TO RIDE THE MILK TRAIN ANY MORE I'LL GO TO BED AT NINE, & WAKEN WITH THE DAWN AND LUNCH AT HALF PAST NOON DINNER PROMPT AT FIVE THE COMFORT OF A FEW OLD FRIENDS LONG PAST THEIR PRIME PASS THE TEA & SYMPATHY FOR THE GOOD OLD DAYS LONG GONE LET'S DRINK A TOAST TO THOSE WHO MOST BELIEVE IN WHAT THEY'VE WON IT'S A LONG LONG TIME 'TIL MORNING PLAYS WASTED ON THE DAWN I'LL NOT WRITE ANOTHER LINE, FOR MY TRUE LOVE IS GONE AND WHEN THE GUESTS HAVE DONE I'LL TIDY UP THE ROOM I'LL TURN THE COVERS DOWN AND GAZING AT THE MOON WILL PRAY TO GO QUITE MAD AND LIVE IN LONG AGO WHEN YOU & I WERE ONE, SO VERY LONG AGO PASS THE TEA & SYMPATHY FOR THE GOOD OLD DAYS LONG GONE LET'S DRINK A TOAST TO THOSE WHO MOST BELIEVE IN WHAT THEY'VE WON IT'S A LONG LONG TIME 'TIL MORNING PLAYS WASTED ON THE DAWN I'LL NOT WRITE ANOTHER LINE, FOR MY TRUE LOVE IS GONE AND WHEN I HAVE NO DREAMS TO GIVE YOU ANY MORE I'LL LIGHT A BLAZING FIRE AND WAIT WITHIN THE DOOR AND THROW MY LIFE AWAY "I WONDER WHY?" THEY ALL WILL SAY AND NOW I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP, FOREVER AND A DAY PASS THE TEA & SYMPATHY FOR THE GOOD OLD DAYS ARE DEAD LET'S DRINK A TOAST TO THOSE WHO BEST SURVIVED THE LIFE THEY'VE LED IT'S A LONG LONG TIME 'TIL MORNING SO BUILD YOUR FIRES HIGH NOW I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP FOREVER BY YOUR SIDE

I managed to catch several bonfire singalongs with Rob the past couple years. I agree, he is an awesome guitarist and entertainer. No comment. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Walt, I've not said anything in this thread until now, because thanks to RL, there's been nothing I could add; but thanks for caring for one of our furry fiends (spelling intentional).

I do believe this belongs in the Classifieds. It certainly does not comply with The Forum Rules: No personal attacks. No jokes about or references to pedophilia. None. No advertising in the forums. Post to the correct forum and stay on topic. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?