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Dude, a coffee maker from the makers of the original Aerobie? How could one possibly go fucking wrong? Elvisio "left my Aerobie in the surf on the Spanish med sixteen years ago" Rodriguez
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So ... What are you doing for April Fool's Day?
skydiver30960 replied to unformed's topic in The Bonfire
Me and the fiance went to register for our wedding. How's that for foolish! Elvisio "September 22 is the other fool's day this year" Rodriguez -
www.keurig.com Anybody ever use one of these before? We just got one at work and they are totally SWEET! Fast, NO mess whatsoever, and the coffee is actually really good! Upsides: fast, GOOD coffee, with absolutely no loose grounds mucking up the kitchen floor or garbage can. Downsides: cost (about 0.60 per cup after you buy the machine) and the seemingly high environmental cost of processing that goes into making each little coffee serving. Elvisio "considering a purchase" Rodriguez P.S. for, after all these years, finally embedding a url.
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Remember that it doesn't need to be someone from the "other side of the tracks." A lot of times it could be somebody from nearby in the neighborhood that saw the bike or heard it was coming. I used to work at a bike (i.e. bicycle) shop and whenever we did maintenance work on a bike we'd look up the serial number to see if it matched who brought the bike in. Usually, if the numbers didn't match, it was that the bike had been sold to a third party, but we got quite a few stolen bikes back to their owners that way. A lot of times the bike had been stolen from somebody in the same neighborhood as the new "owner". Elvisio "bad boys bad boys whatcha gonna do" Rodriguez
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Dude, that is seriously distressing. So many smileys would apply. or or or or or or or. and the myspace page with the remake of the Rainbow Connection is definitely worth the trip for any muppet fan. Elvisio "can't decide" Rodriguez
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In her ass. Elvisio "best I could come up with" Rodriguez
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"Hee hee, he's talking funny talk." Elvisio "thanks homer" Rodriguez
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Look what I found in my sons pockets before dinner
skydiver30960 replied to shortyj's topic in The Bonfire
dude, no shit. I read the thread title and I'm thinking condoms, a little green bag, a gun... Elvisio "on the other hand, obesity IS the number one killer" Rodriguez -
Ah, yes, a very important differentiation to make. For example, this is a very real thread about boobies, some of which seem to be fake (while others are real). On the other hand the thread titled "boobies" by Stacy turns out to be about her pets (and I don't mean sweater pets). Ah, the joys of english grammar. Elvisio "who or whom" Rodriguez
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I have lived to the ripe old age of 32, and done so relatively safely by remembering NEVER to fuck with two entities: 1.) Don't fuck with God; and 2.) Don't fuck with the IRS. Elvisio "the rest is gravy" Rodriguez
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So the guy who says "hey, light my balls on fire" gets top-notch medical care and the guy that did the lighting of the balls gets FELONY charges? Dude, if you're stupid enough to let somebody else light your balls on fire, YOU are the one that should be charged, not them. Elvisio "one penny two penny" Rodriguez
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I dunno man... Do I freak out every time I eat at the Cracker Barrel? No. Elvisio "if I was any whiter I'd be clear" Rodriguez
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Regarding Titty Bars: When you go to the titty bar, you'll swipe your card, pay for your INCREDIBLY expensive beer or watered-down beverage, and purchase your requisite number of "tittybucks (tm)." Kinda like Monopoly money. Then, at the end of the night, the girls would trade them in for an electronic credit to their account, and the tittybucks would be readied for the next night's, uh, commerce. I suppose you'd have to throw them out after so many "uses" though... damn, and you thought real money was dirty? Elvisio "TITTYBUCKS(TM)" Rodriguez
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Step One: stop fucking SPAM. At least I have to go looking (intentionally or unintentionally) for porn. Spam is bombarding us daily like cosmic radiation. Step Two: help parents grow a pair and get responsible for their kids' raising and make 'em teach the kids to stay away from porn. Step Three: take internet marketers who intentionally target kids for porn, roll them up with the folks who make SPAM, lock them in a room, and throw away the ROOM. Elvisio "I'm sure it's as easily done as said" Rodriguez
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But if you had gotten it way back then by now it would have faded and blurred so badly that it would look square! Elvisio "jus kiddin" Rodriguez
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Does anyone know: is the composition of the water that will refill the caves such that the crystals would continue to grow, or would they be eroded? So much of our world is about stuff that used to be great but is now being worn away, either naturally or by the forces of mankind. It'd be neat to know we could preserve one small place in the world where something like this could (even on only an incredibly slow "geological" timeline) continue to be even greater a spectacle than it was when we found it. Elvisio "end speech" Rodriguez
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Ah, but what about Masada? Elvisio "thank you History channel" Rodriguez
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When fat people sit next to me on flights
skydiver30960 replied to Skyrad's topic in Speakers Corner
But just because they paid for them, does it really mean they NEED them. Hell if anyone should only be eating one of those damn things it should be the heavyweights. Elvisio "eat less and exercise, my ass" Rodriguez -
Sweet! And I'm SURE they were CAREFULLY maintained by their previous tenants. Since my taxes paid for them, shouldn't they just GIVE me one? Elvisio "greedy bastard" Rodriguez
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Caught this critter hanging around my house
skydiver30960 replied to BillyVance's topic in The Bonfire
That's one Awesome Possum. Elvisio "thanks Dan P." Rodriguez -
Lemme get this straight, you felt it was safe to be in an enclosed area with potentially man-eating predators armed only with a garden tool and... well, a bottle of douche? And people probably think you're nuts for skydiving! Elvisio "is it for when the tigers get that not-so-fresh feeling" Rodriguez
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It's a government conspiracy to keep the penny in circulation, otherwise we could do away with the one cent piece completely. Just my .02... uh, about the .01. Elvisio "wearing a foil hat" Rodriguez
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Good man, good man, I agree completely. Face it, for the vast majority of the people in the fine U.S. of A. (can't speak for the work situation in other countries) you don't end up in a career that involves whatever is written on your degree. Just consider it a starting point, and see where it takes you. ANY college degree will always make your application look better, no matter what the job you're seeking. GOD DAMN if only that were true. Imagine going to a strip club and instead of the smoking hot honey saying "hi baby, you're hot, give me money" as she hung upside down from the pole she said "hi baby, you're hot, wanna let me tell you about some 6000-series aluminum I was alloying in the shop this morning?" I would be broke sooooooo fast. Elvisio "not brains or boobs, brains AND boobs" Rodriguez
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My cat's breath smells like cat food. Elvisio "wiggum mania" Rodriguez
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"Oh God, not again." Elvisio "MPAA" Rodriguez