freeflygoddess

So Kathryn goes off to take a shower and the horse's reserve opens. The horse lands and the decapitated head of the evil DZO gets stuck on one of his hoofs. Meanwhile the three sky junkies and Hookit prepare to exit.

Once upon a dz, there were three sky junkies, an Porter and a pilot. It was a nice sunny day and they were all about to go up and jump when all of a sudden... ----- the evil DZO appeared and said "No! You may not jump until we have a full load!" --------- then hookitt rides up on his trusty steed, in one fell swoop he beheads the evil DZO monster and allows the others to board... ---------- the Porter. The pilot powers up and heads down the runway. Then hookitt remembered that a horse is not the best thing to have in the very back of the plane. ---------- Especially when he considers the ramifications of horse farts. ----------- POOF!.......one comes out! Everyone starts gagging -- hookitt opens the secret bombay under the horse... "Away with you...away"!!! (little did any one know the horse was prepared with a hidden parachute system) ------------------------ Meanwhile, on the ground. Kathryn walks into the hanger with a can of whipped cream and her rig. "Hey where is everyone? Geez I must learn to get up earlier, oh well I will wait for them to land." She walks out to the landing area and...

Ok so let me start off saying that I am BORED...any ways, I can't write Haikus so I thought about something else for us that hates counting syllabols. I am not sure what it is called, but I will start a story off and will write 3 to 5 lines and then then next person comes in and start where I left off and write 3 to 5 lines and so on and so on it might be pretty interesting to see what we get...I'll start: Once upon a dz, there were three sky junkies, an Porter and a pilot. It was a nice sunny day and they were all about to go up and jump when all of a sudden...

How you doin?

What are you talking about Freeflying is easy. It comes naturally to me...oh wait I am the goddess of freefly...you poor mortals...you should be making your sacrifices to me and it would be lots easier for you too....Bwwwhahahaha....

Well one base/skydiver for about 7 months and a few skydivers for rebound purposes. However, I am now through with my rebounding and waiting for that one who will cover me in whipped cream and will change flavors of ice cream for me.....lol

What???

unless you are a plane right???

Yeah but brown is good...it means we have 365 jumping days a year!!!!

NO THE VIEW IS GOING TO BE ME!!

Dust in Eloy???? No way...lol...I guess if you land out...

Well I wont tell what my rig weighs because then everyone will figure out how much I weigh and a lady never reveals her age or weight, but I will say that out the door I weigh 135 on my new to me gear and so my wing loading will be 1:1.

Elven Names: feminine versions are: Ringtauriel Ringtaurien Ringtaurwen Hobbit lass name for Kathryn McAtee Lily Black from Tuckborough Dwarven Name for Kathryn McAtee Lór Diamondmail This name is for both genders. Orkish Name for Kathryn McAtee Gâbburz the Meek This name is for both genders. WTF I am not Meek at all...but I wouldn't be an ork either...

Really?!?!? I have lots of handcuffs...

I had a gut feeling not to jump once, when I was really hung over and thought that if I was to jump I would feel much better. I got on the plane and rode up and right when it was my turn to exit I thought, "I don't think I should do this" but I forced myself out the door and worked on my sit. which went very well. I went to land and what do you know I hit the tail end of a dust devil and got slamed into the ground. I twisted my ankle and messed up my left knee...my right is already messed up. Any ways, all I am saying is that I should have trusted my female intuition and not jumped. So now if I ever have that feeling I scratch from my load and I never jump after I feel the air getting bumpy.

I thought you already were stalking me, you are the only one on here that knows where I live...

Can I start stalking you?? What would you do?? LOL...just trying to lighten things up a bit in here...

Green lime Jello in the new swoop ponds...hehehehe

Yup. Men go figure...I use to be sexy for like seven months....

Well from what I heard last night. I am not sexy nor the least bit attractive...

and Paulie Shore's girlfriend in In the Army Now.

I heard Mike wasn't going to Coolidge this winter from Beaker (Brian) There is also Buckeye wich is about maybe and hour and a half. PErris is like 6 hr drive...Same as Elsinore... Kathryn

I would own my own island in the carribean. IT would be called DZ Island, and I will have lots of planes and landing areas and cabanas for all my friends and all of you. I will have my own little army of flying monkeys and since I will have my own government I will have half of the island growing bud and shrooms...hehehehhehehehehehe

I do too and if I haven't meet you and don't know your voice yet I give you a celeb. voice as well...For you I give you Vin Diesel for some reason... Kathryn

I always take percocet too for my knee. I have already had surgury on one and the other now need it, but I think I will pass this time, because I HATE the 4 week recovery time and I LOVE the percocet...lol...