freeflygoddess

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  1. You mean skydivers aren't their own race and religon? Damnit! We aren't a cult are we? No...never... Well I don't care what anyone thinks, we are all family and we all believe in gravity. Edited to add: oh yeah I forgot to meantion our "family" better start sacrificing to me! You are all getting sloppy in your freeflying...Alchemy is exempt, because they are gods themselves...
  2. well at least it wasn't....um.... badger, badger, badger....
  3. well I guess if you are landing out all the time... Edited to add: Oh yeah and I think dust is better for canopys than lets say...I don't know...maybe...trees!!!
  4. And I refer you to mine! Nope, you both need to refer to mine! Those winds and thunderbirds might be just because you haven't made your sacrifices...
  5. Oh yeah I did forget to mention one thing...make sure you are both single! That is so not cool to have friend's with benifits if either one is in a relationship already. I do beleive in kharma and what goes around comes around.
  6. Move to Phoenix, there are 3 really good DZs within 50 miles, plus there are lots of jobs, and 350 jumping days a year! Plus I am here! There is a 4th DZ close by, but I have never been there and heard some bad stories about it. Plus you are still only 6 hours from Elsinore and Perris and the beach! Or a 30 min plane ride, but they wont let you jump out, I tried....yeah not a good idea if you actually want to enjoy your time in Cali, but if you want a really cool white jacket and really puffy white room, then go for it!
  7. Yeah even Skreamer is going and he is going to spot the night jumps!... You have to come, so you can get a free trip to Vegas...
  8. Well I think that makes you a dirty slutty girl, sham on you! You are suppose to be a virgin until you are married and then afterwards only have sex to give him a son, but only if that is what he wants, and then stay at home cleaning and cooking and doing laundry while he goes out to tit bars and purchases hookers and brings home STDs to give to you and then blame them on you later when you both find out, then you are left all alone and you will have to buy 50 cats and become a hermit.... Oh wait, damn, how can I say that? I have Lick Me as a tat and my avitar....Go have fun, make sure you use him and get no feelings, and once one of you starts to run!
  9. Please, wtf are you talking about I have the best!.... Edited to add: If you don't think so or say that I don't then you best be ready for lots of RW belly dives from now on until you make me happy again...
  10. doubt you will get to Mexico, but maybe Coolidge...I'll be sure to have some lights on there too for ya
  11. and after he leaves the plane I will be sure to find someone to spot...
  12. Ok, need to add Badger, badger, badger to the list of things to sing on the ride up to altitude
  13. badger, badger, badger a way to end bitterness mushroom, MUSHROOM another way to end ones bitterness.... Also: J-E-L-L-O a match to happen at Eloy that will bring lots of nig-noggering Edited to add: snake, a snake... Someone who is hijacking threads by bringing up badgers and mushrooms
  14. Yeah me too I am in...you have all already seen my pics...
  15. I think that number 1 is the best, but you need to add kansasskydiver to it and also you need to make your sacrifice to me as well... I wonder if they would add words to it that are not the name of the canopy, btw has anyone seen someone's name on their canopy? I know Jeffro flies the Xoas and Xoas is written on it, but I wonder if I could order one that was pink and it said Princess on it or maybe some ladybugs? Or maybe it could say: "If you can read this then please don't chop me..."
  16. LMAO...now that is my fav...we have a winner!
  17. Well my 16month old daughter loved it! She was bouncing like the badgers and would shreak when the snake came on...