freeflygoddess

After reading the first thread regarding the Badger song I feel that Turtlespeed is up for treason and I being Badger #1 ask all of my Badgers if Turtle should be punished and how! Edited to add his quote from the original thread:

Sweet! Ok we just need a few more... I am sure that I will be manifesting all my loads as Badger with how many ever I am jumping with, starting now! Um but as far as the Badger party, any day, cause I am sure that I will be there everyday... Badgers 1-13 (1 understudy) #1 - freeflygoddess #2 - Turtlespeed #3 - jumper03 (Asst Director) #4 - purplebadger #5 - girlfalldown #6-yardhippie(bush badger) #7 - chopchop (oversexed badger) #8 - roysplaything (badger that makes above badger oversexed) #9 #10 #11 #12 understudy #13 - Amazon Mushrooms (can have 3 or 4) #1 - MyOwnWay #2 #3 Snake (probably need 2 incase one falls out drunk) #1 - #2 Cameraman - turtlespeed Director - jumper03

I can't beieve you said the turtle I am way heart broken!

Well I think that we should just take all of our Badgers to Perris since no one going to Eloy wants in on the Badger Mushroom Fun! Plus the DC9 would fit a ton of badgers in it!

Sweet. so You wanna be Badger #5?

Awe... it is from Scarey Movie 2...well sort of, I could not remember all of what he said, but that is the jist of it...don't you remember him putting his little hand up the turkey and then humping it and then licking it and stuff?

"Some people are scared of cooking a turkey, but I like to leave all the giblets in and stuff the shit out of it, and to baste it I love to lick it all over. I lick the hiney ho and I am not sure what that is there, but I'll lick it any ways." Well ok not exactlly what was said, but close enough...guess what quote that is...hmm...

Not sure but I have been a bartender at night clubs for three years and am always looking for a job...So when you get it started and need a bartender let me know!

Oh you have to come! And you all have to sign up here too: http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=777243;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread It will be lots of fun! Come one come all...and be the badger...be the badger...hehehehehehe No really you should come, it will be awesome to have as much girl power as we can there! Cause Girls Rule and Boys Drool!

Ok come on and sign up... We will even take over a whole load I can here it now over manifest "Otter 17 Badgers for 23! This is your five minute call please stop singing that damn song and start gearing up"

That was in Cutaway...

wow no one could guess mine? "I said pop your tit-ee out the boys mouth and stop babying him" That was from Major Payne How about this one: "I'm your Huckleberry"

That is an awesome gag gift! So cool...I just might actually purchase a can of spam, or atleast look at one and write it all down, the next time I am in the store...hmm...good gifts to give my little badgers...???

yep I just thought of that, so I didn't make a thread...so you will all just have to wait until you get in the basket...bhwahahahahaha...

Put you down for what? PM Betsy for a balloon jump but if you are wanting something else...um pm me...hehehehehehe

I want a shirt that says "Get Hypoxic" Trunk had one made, but I want a visual of night jumps on it or something like that...that would be awesome...

I am going to be on this load as well!!! Yeah! I think that since we can't have a balloon post in the pub, maybe we can have a thread and everyone can just post wich one they signed up for and I will keep a running list...well as much as I can...

sign me up for a two piece FF suit as well! That rocks!

Hey now, be nice I am getting you from the airport remember!

awe sweet congrats to you both!

And a happy Turkey day to you too... I hope your food is yummy and the dives are awesome, but please oh please don't share your food smells on the ride up!

Wow you are the best Badger ever! I love you...

Awe you were too late for slot #4, but #5 and 7 are good for you two... edited because I saw that you updated your list... Come on peeps lets get some more badgers and mushrooms and snakes... btw purplebadger aka badger #4 is doing an awesome job, not only getting drunk and practicing to build up tollerance not to puke guts up while bouncing, but also posting a thread to get people to sign up! Kudos Badger #4!!!!

Ok new list: Badgers 1-13 (1 understudy) #1 - freeflygoddess #2 - Turtlespeed #3 - jumper03 (Asst Director) #4 - purplebadger #5 #6-yardhippie(bush badger) #7 #8 #9 #10 #11 #12 understudy #13 Mushrooms (can have 3 or 4) #1 - MyOwnWay #2 #3 Snake (probably need 2 incase one falls out drunk) #1 - #2 Cameraman - turtlespeed Director - jumper03

Well can you sing: Its a badger, badger, badger , badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger...mushroom mushroom...Its a badger, badger, badger , badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger...mushroom mushroom...Its a badger, badger, badger , badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger...mushroom mushroom...Its a badger, badger, badger , badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger...A snake a snake wooooaaa it's a snake..Its a badger, badger, badger , badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger...mushroom mushroom...Its a badger, badger, badger , badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger...mushroom mushroom...Its a badger, badger, badger , badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger...mushroom mushroom... and so on and so on...