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What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better perk up really soon, or people are gonna think we're nuts. OK, really sorry about that one, a girl I know told it to me today, and I couldn't help but share S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

cheers S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

sweet... is this one taken? S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

when do I get an NA #? S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

that was very bad smelly cheese, but still kinda funny. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

OK, this past weekend was the closing weekend of our season here in cold snowy Winnipeg. A few of us (4) did 3 loads on Sunday to try and close out the season on a good note, (and it worked.) I just thought it was kind of funny that the windsock I looked at before our jumps was touching the ground, which made me kind of drool, because I have been working on some swooping on my own canopy, as well as a Samurai 120. I jumped the Samurai for all three loads that day, and got two really decent swoops, and one not so bad one. The first was downwind, the second was cross, and the third into the wind. I noticed a big difference in the forward speed from the first two to the last one, and was kind of curious as to why it made that much of a difference with what little wind we must have had. OK, here's the funny part...After the last load of the day, we brought in the windsocks from the bowl, and started cleaning up a little bit and gathering our gear, when we went to put the one sock away, it was discovered that the fricken thing was full of snow!!! In retrospect I'd guess the winds were only 5-7 Mph, but I still thought it was kinda funny that the only one I looked at was the one full of snow. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

It's those fricken Americans hehehehe S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

What a great attitude! Keep up the good work! S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

I do indeed agree with most of what you said. I don't have a shmick about why this tread got started, but as far as Americans go, I can tolerate them . I've never been one for the generalization of people. I think that no matter where you go in the world, it's all the same. People just trying to get by in whatever way they can. Well, that's my experience anyway. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

Quotehttp://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=259815#259815 maybe this will work... S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

Sweet! I don't beleive anyone who's ever met me has even said politically correct in the same sentence as me, or the one before or after for that matter.

you guys got room for a canadian on this thread? S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

There really should be one on her back....for dancing S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

OK, I agree, but what would you call using someone else's credit card to buy gear, then stiffing them with the bill? I call that one skydiver screwing another one, and I think that calls for an advertisment of a name so we can all never jump with the low life SOB. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

maybe...It didn't work apparently

I beleive I read (in one of his many posts to the threads I do watch that he doesn't have any jumps yet. This would account for any errors in him making comments about jumping, BUT, having zero jumps and trying to come across like you know something about it, I think is kinda wrong. Anyhow, that's just me, and who am I really. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

Firstly, most dz's give you the option of wearing one. You don't have to, but if you don't stand up your landing, would you rather have your clothes or theirs get dirty, and or torn? Secondly, just to clarify, the dz will supply you with a jumpsuit if you opt for one, you don't have to bring one. Thirdly, yes, there is much more to jumpsuits than the LCF. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

given the choice, yes you are right, but...There are some parachutes that go above and beyond the "If it wasn't for me you'd be dead." sound, and move into the "If it wasn't for me you'd be dead, and if you're not careful, I might change my mind about saving your sorry ass." sound.

Well, if it's something that you've heard discussion about from people who's opinion you respect, then why not pass on the information given to you. The disclaimer about I've never done it, and don't have experience with it, is so people who DO have the experience can either argue, or agree with it. If people didn't post it, and just carried on thinking that what they've heard is right, and don't get the feedback from some of the people here, it could be a very bad thing. It's another tool you can use to either solidify, or correct the information you have, so why not use it. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

I wonder what the cobalt 25 sounds like....according to my calculations he'll be loading it at 7.44!!! I might be a bit off, but WOW! that's kind of insane. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

I'm curious to hear what you guys think of the sound of some canopies. The DZO at our dropzone has a Samurai 120, and I personally think it's one of the coolest sounds ever. It literally screams. I've also seen video where a guy swooped a camera, and it sounded like a fricken airplane. I'm not sure what that one was, but it was really cool. Let's hear it. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

1 (kick ass year end party.) : 3 : ??? Saturday year ender, we almost killed a guy giving him shots of tequila, vodka, and sourpuss, just because we started betting on when he'd be out of the game. It was meant all in fun, although I think it will be a few days yet before he sees the humour in it. 3 Jumps sunday (yes, the day after said party.) There were only four of us "hardocore" enough to jump with the weather. No wind, and snowing occasionally. 1 downwinder, 1 cross winder, and an into the winder. All were very much fun. (I really want a Samurai.) I have no idea how much beer was consumed, but let's just say I don't think there's a brewery around that is in danger of going out of business. Just trying to do our part. I can't wait until spring!!! S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

102 Kms....hahhhaahahhaa now YOU do the conversion

nope call it post whoring if you will, but.....nope S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

I beleive you mean a CASE of beer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no? S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".