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  1. I just heard from this thread's creator. Sounds like they might be having way too much hypothetical fun...especially Micro, king of No-Pants-Land. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  2. Dude, you're killing me! Not the pictures, but this frantic attempt to tire the joke out! Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  3. Okay, you're right...not funny. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  4. Oh no, I get the point, which is making this process even funnier. It's funn because you have to explain why it isn't funny any more. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  5. Wait, do the same number on Andrea...wait, you did that already, and it was HILARIOUS. Must be perspective. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  6. But with this reply, it's funny all over again! Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  7. and you thought the winter weather caused the grass to turn brown.... That also explains why my eyes started burning every time I hung around him. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  8. I can't keep track of what's happening with my avatar. I think maybe trying to mock Chris is having a detrimental effect on the health of my dz.com account. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  9. Me too, since it keeps changing on its own these days. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  10. Copycat. Hey Grue, thanks for the awesome pics! Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  11. I love how Chris can get Skymama to grunt and growl. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  12. I smell like cabbages? Really? I was born without a sense of smell, so I wouldn't know. Must be why I was the only person around you for a hundred yards at Dublin. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  13. Well, I suppose YOU could be his foster mommy. Your moobs are big enough. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  14. Ooh! Ooh! Let Lucky be his foster mom! Please?? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  15. I'd try to kiss your hiney and say I told him not to do it or something, but you could probably hear me laughing from down where you are. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  16. Ooh! Good point! So, to nail two birds with one stone, should I speculate on how many beers it would take before Clint would make his move on that one? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  17. Oh man...there's a special place in the hell that She's going to send you to...and me too for laughing my ass off! Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  18. Uh oh...sand in his you-know-what. I nearly wet myself over that picture, Hippie! That should become a part of the regular rotation of "Is this photoshopped?" pictures. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  19. Kick ass! Once Steve gets there, he can name both you and Lee. Now start working your schedule for Crosskeys, my friend. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  20. LOL...I just had to go look at a picture to be sure. I thought, "really, I never noticed that before!" OK, so I'm a little gullible. I actually pictured you picking up a photo and saying, "No WAY!" Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  21. ...shaved monobrow. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  22. He'd better collect on the payoff BEFORE the spanking, because his hand is not touching my ass. Not without a couple jump tickets and dinner. Oh, and since you won't let this one die, guess what gets to make page 1 again? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  23. I'm sure that, between she and Cora, enough reasons can be found while still letting this thread die...thanks. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  24. Because you're not a pansy, and you can handle it. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  25. McDuck

    Suck My Kiss!

    Ah, okay. I see what you mean now. Gives me a reason to go back through all the albums again.