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  1. McDuck
    You let this friend know that the next time he messes with our fix, we're taking it out of his hide! Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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    It's FRIDAY!!! I"m jonesin' for the new strip, my friend. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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    McDuck replied to McDuck's topic in The Bonfire

    By "lab" did you mean the closet adjoining your office? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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    She's even cuter when she's laughing at my tirades about mucus. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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    I'm usually on the front lines when his work angst reaches critical mass, and THAT story had me dashing off to the loo! Blank, vapid stares the moment the word "ruler" was used in reference to measurement! Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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    That's hilarious! My mother used to sing "Jump" by Van Halen, only she would get to the chorus and sing, "Maxwell JUMP!" instead of might as well jump. Anyway, diatribes on rap music aside, who else speaks Tagalog or another Philippine dialect? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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    Hygiene, silly. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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    You just want her for eye-candy. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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    But you drink at a 5th-grade level, and that's saying something. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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    Depends on what you vacuum up. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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    Ah, she means well. she just knows enough about me to know that I'd be a boogie-fiend if she let me follow my instincts. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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    Dude...we've got ourselves the new t-shirt for the school where Steve teaches. The front: The Law of Shit Happens The back: my previous, speculative, quote. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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    Yeah, I heard there were some rumblings to the effect that I should sod off. Cora thought it might be a good idea if we (I) stayed here and paid for jumps so we can save money for a future trip to the Farm when there are no free jumps. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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    maybe that's what the hell is wrong..... all the little shits are stoned... I TOLD you what kind of answers you would get in THAT instance: "Like, uh, DUDE...stuff happens because other stuff happens first...and junk." Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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    McDuck replied to McDuck's topic in The Bonfire

    Care to share the question with the rest of the class? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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    McDuck replied to McDuck's topic in The Bonfire

    Sorry, my typing isn't up to par after spearing my finger this afternoon. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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    ...to my ears. There's nothing like the sweet, staccato sounds of Bicol (Philippine dialect) drifting in from the other room.
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    We haven't met in person yet, but that's one I would rewind with you and be there to stop it as well. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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    Aww MAN! I was saving that one for a special occasion! Small in tallness...it still makes me giggle. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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    McDuck reviewed admin's gear in Main Canopies

    I bought a brand-new Nitro 135 from Beezy at Dublin '06, and I have to say that I have never been more satisfied with any canopy I've ever flown. Brand-new, this canopy packed like I've never seen a new ZP canopy pack before, easily and with little hassle. The openings are beautiful and on-heading, and I've yet to be yanked out of my pants by it. If left alone, meaning flying it with minimal input, it will fly like a much larger, more docile canopy. When you "get on it", however, it can perform like any high-speed elliptical canopy. I'm getting decent straight-in swoops, and with riser input, much longer ones. I love this canopy. After one demo jump on this type of canopy, I was prepared to buy one on the spot. And it was a great deal. Big thanks you to Beezy Shaw and High Performance Research for this great canopy! Kevin S. McDermott
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    Shhh! You promised not to tell her I whine about getting in trouble! Don't make me reveal your erotic narwhal encounter. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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    Oh man! Just when I found someone who didn't have to WORK to fall at my rate! Crapsacks! You know that you always have a place to stay when you're back in town. Cora and I will keep you in our thoughts and save you a place in the tent at Dublin '07. Take care, my friend. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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    PMs? I thought those were just for hiding important stuff from the public. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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    I don't think he was truly offended until we set our drinks on his head and asked him where his pot o'gold was. Seriously though, CT troops would have been proud of these guys' response times. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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    But it DID make for some interesting people-watching, like the rapid-response cock-block those guys standing there executed to protect their kill. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.