Bolas

On my way home from Rantoul, I stopped at a truck stop. While in the bathroom I heard a guy's phone ring in a stall and he answered it and said "Yo. yo!!!" "Just taking a shit" Me and another guy in the bathroom had to try really hard not to laugh. Another prank to play on your married or seriously involve friends. When they say where they are (in your best announcer voice) "Please welcome to the main stage... Tammi" and then in your voice ask them for a few singles... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

I was trying to find a better one, but I'm at work and kept hitting the firewall... Hope your leg heals fast... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Here's mine What's the old saying? Fast women, slow horses... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

But I can still bring the Lingerie???

Now that you've got your essentials (beer, clothes, beer, rig, beer, tequila, beer....) Here's some stuff you may want to bring: Toga (Hellfish) Sombrero (Rodriguez Brothers) Mardi Gras Beads Lingerie (Lingerie Dive) Bikini (Bikini Contest) Hawaiian Shirt and Lei (Luau) Only about 8 hours of work left then I leave tomorrow!!!

AG2PLUS? I don't get it, of course it took me a while to get the plate MAX U4EA at my old DZ... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

It's available... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Clicky: http://www.maisonneuve.org/blog/index.php?itemid=349 Cool, My time doing that. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

I was gonna get my head shaved bald except for the letters WFFC. I was thinking about going to the local barber, but then thought maybe some of ya'll would want to do it and maybe video it. Any takers? It's not as bad as it was here: http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=826261#826261 but it is still gonna take some strong clippers... If it get's screwed up I don't really care because it grows fast. Just don't injure me to the point where I can't jump... Edited to add: my last drunken haircut... I'll be in Rantoul Thursday night at the latest. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Another good thing to do to anal people is label EVERYTHING with a label maker. Individual forks, pens, envelopes, magazines, pets, etc. Dogs and cats are easy, just hook it to their collars, but fish are hard, just use one label for each fish on the bowl. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

But that's just one chick, you just need to limit the time charge by the 1/4 hour. Quick math: If you have the women lined up, fill him full of crystal meth, viagra, and jello shots (he's gotta eat) and work work him continuously for the whole 9 days you can make... $17.28 But that's assuming one woman at a time. If you get 2,3,4 or more a time... $$$ CHACHING!!! $$$ Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

I'll probably do jump 420 at WFFC, any ideas? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Uh... Happy, this isn't a technique for men to use. That is, unless you've built up a tolerance for pepper spray... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

The problem is women are too subtle. Walk up to him, rip off all your clothes and whisper "Take me now" in his ear. Works great in the supermarket. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Just got this as SPAM but it's worth telling: A guy was stranded on a desert island with Heidi Klum. Initially, he played it cool, but eventually he asked if they could start a physical relationship. Much to his delight, Heidi was game. After several months, he approached Heidi and said "I have a problem. It's kind of a guy thing, but I need to ask you a favor. Can I borrow your eyebrow pencil?" Heidi looked at him in confusion, but obliged. The guy then asked, "Do you mind if I use the eyebrow pencil to draw a mustache on you?" Heidi was growing worried, but again obliged. Then he said, "Can you wear some of my clothes? I need for you to look more like a man." Heidi was becoming disappointed at this point, but hesitantly put on his clothes. He then asked her "Do you mind if I call you Phil?" "No, I guess not" was her reply. So, he grabbed her by the arms and shouted "Phil! You won't believe who I've been fucking!!!" Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

I met a girl from Moldova, they say Nahroq (sp?) I always like this one: Here's to our wives, our girlfriends, and our mistresses... May they never meet. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Great advice, and what do you do for a living again? Besides sell all your worldly possessions... The sad part is there is not really too much you can do, other than get another job soon. 2 years ago I wanted to go to Lost Prairie and was all lined up to go. About a month beforehand a big project came up that was going to require lots of night and weekend work and all vacations for 2 months were canceled. I found another job within the same company, relocated, and now work in a job where they are organized better and I'm going to WFFC this year. We'll see ya next year at WFFC...

Yup, she's married, no free milk there... I couldn't resist... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Patron is great, but coffee and tequila?? Is that for the times you want to get really drunk, but be able to stay awake and be hyper? Wait a minute... This might come in handy at Rantoul!!! When people start falling out switch them to this. I can hear it now, "Damn I'm getting tired, lemme do a tequila shot!!!" Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Same here, I can't get anything. It's actually effecting my work. Oh well, might as well post whore.

Michael Chiklis plays a cop on "The Shield" on FX. I think he won an emmy. He should make a good The Thing. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

I think it was head on, at least that's the way it sounded to me. The blind spot was just a bad joke. How about this... "Don't play chicken with a tank" Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

OK ladies, out of the pile and line up, we got customers. (Think back to Kris's lemur pimping sig...) Or... Traffic was delayed on jungle route 4 due to a 7 lemur pileup... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

http://www.newsday.com/news/nationworld/world/wire/sns-ap-iraq-tank-crash,0,2486268.story?coll=sns-ap-world-headlines Must have been in the van's blind spot.... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Please tell me I'm not the only one who just had a Night Court flash back. Remember the episode when Bull got struck by lightning and thought he heard God? When they told him it was just Art (the maintenance guy), he said... "Art is God? Of course! It all makes sense now. Our father who be Art in heaven..." Damn I watch way too much TV...