Bolas

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  1. Chia Head. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  2. HEY!!!! I ain't from Havana. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  3. Bolas

    Some Smiles

    In your experience, is it better to fill the slots first come, first served or do you hold a stalkee lottery? There's only a limited number of slots. Women have 3 sometimes 4, while men only have 2. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  4. Are Flowbee's that much? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  5. Bolas

    I cut my hair

    I'd love to see a before pic too. How many inches did you get cut off? Bolas Long hair on women lovers society president Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  6. I call this piece: "For people too stupid to skydive" Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  7. All this talk about women with tattoo's have lower standards is annoying. My current and my last girlfriend have tatoos and... Oh wait. Bad example. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  8. When Felix Bumgartner flew across the English Channel in his wingsuit, Chuck Norris, wearing a flannel shirt, jeans, and boots passed him on his back on the his way around the world. Twice. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  9. If the dude did his check when you returned the car and signed off they got nuthin. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  10. And the shitty puns begin. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  11. After. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  12. Bolas

    Pimp Fees

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  13. (Grumble, mumble) No child left behind.... (mumble, grumble) Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  14. Bolas

    Pimp Fees

    Dude. You've got years of being green to go before your pimp fees are anywhere near paid off. Did you get yours paid off? Is that why he let you out of the dungeon? No, she finally guessed the Afrikaans safe word that they "forgot" to tell her. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  15. Bolas

    Cute as a Knut!

    The reason the mother rejected it is because she knows it's pure evil!!! The cuteness is just a cover to lull everyone while it secretly runs this site: http://www.tv-links.co.uk Evil, evil bear. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  16. You mean you used to be worse? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  17. One of those Craftsman metal measuring tapes. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  18. I thought that was my job. || || \/ Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  19. Sweet ride. I seriously looked at the Solstice when it came out but it doesn't have enough storage space for me to use it it for weekend boogie trips with all my gear and stuff. Tell me ya got the 6 speed.
  20. All the puddin they can eat. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  21. MARMADUKE!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  22. If animal control won't tell you, it sounds like you could talk to your uncle. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  23. Guess I'm not an average household (Understatement of the month) Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  24. All you need is a lead pipe and a large bottle of liquor. 1. Smack self in head with pipe. 2. Drink to dull the pain. 3. Repeat. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  25. God forbid people actually talk to each other and find out. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.