Bolas

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  1. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  2. (Insert Jeff Gordon joke here) Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  3. Bolas

    Giving 100%

    Bolas "The Legend" Rodriguez Beat that. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  4. I'm sorry, did you just say you needed my brain? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  5. Bolas

    Giving 100%

    B-O-L-A-S 2+15+1+19 = 37% Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  6. The penguin is overheating!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  7. Pretty sure i deal with stupider people than you do. It's scary to think of just how many people out there are downright dumb. you have no idea.... It's your fault, if you'd flunk these people and break their spirit, they would just go work at the mall. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  8. Will trade weed for wheels. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  9. 65 x 75 pixels is way too huge. I only want about half that. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  10. I was just on about a 5 hour con call with some of the stupidest people ever. Everytime we asked them a question they really should know they'd call another person who'd tell them they didn't know either. Luckily I had another call so I dropped those idiots to another poor sucker. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  11. Have you had the caramel Cadbury eggs? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  12. How do you kill that which has no life? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  13. I don't even own a bedspread.
  14. Bolas

    HEY TURTLE!!!!!

    | Ahem!!! \/ Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  15. Ladies - If you're having bad sex and don't give a crap about the guy, add your toy to it.
  16. Bolas

    Vasectomy?

    Really? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  17. Now it's all trendy... I decided to post a serious avatar pic. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  18. Fishdog. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  19. Bolas

    Vasectomy?

    Does it change the taste? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  20. Well if you do that, she should dot the i with a heart. Miss ya'll too. I'll get up there at some point.
  21. Fixed it for ya. Well if you're gonna get specific: No virtual golf at father's bachelor parties for me until after this boogie... or better yet, ever.
  22. That was the day I truly met and jumped with Danny. I'd seen him around, but never had introduced myself. My day costume was Buzz Lightyear because my RW suit looks like it. I had gotten a soft helmet and light goggles from Disney World. I wanted to do an RW dive. The minute he saw me in costume he came over and said, "I have to have those goggles for tonight, I'm going to be Buzz." I told him no problem as I had a different costume for the night but I wanted to make an RW dive in them first. He said he was organizing and I was welcome to jump with him. I introduced myself and he started to introduce himself and I told him I know who you are. He puts together a fairly simple 5-6 way RW dive for us to do. We dirtdived it and I put on the hat and goggles and went to the plane. I was a little nervous jumping in this setup but it felt secure. We get out of the plane and I'm diving towards the formation. I'm just docking when the goggles start to fly off. I try to deal with it but they fly right off. At the same time the hat starts to come over my eyes. I abort the dive at about 9,000 feet and start tracking like mad away from the formation and perpendicular to jump run while trying to squint to see. I manage to get the hat off and track until about 2500. I wave off and pull and start to fly back to the LZ. Thanks to a decent crosswind I make it back and land. I walk over to him still a little shaken but start to apologize and he says, "That's okay, just as long as my Buzz Lightyear goggles are alright." I tell him they are gone and he tells me that I better go find them and then flashes that smile. He teases me then next day that if he'd had those goggles he would have won the costume contest. I introduced him to Bubbles at Dublin Friday night. I was glad she got to meet him and let him try Funshine. He wouldn't drink from the container, he had to have a cup. He remembered my name and as I was leaving called me Buzz.