Bolas

11. Must post pics of outfit they plan on wearing. (Nurses outfit, librarian, catholic girl, etc.)

Bait and switch. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

He is being very serious. Bolas is a Guiding light of Purity that we should all aspire to follow. I respect his vows of chastity. My years of "forced chastity." Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

0. Sex is for procreation only between two married people in bed under the covers, in the dark, and in the missionary position. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Wouldn't the proper term be Harem Girl(s)? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

The poor bastard would freeze to death up there. Then again, prolly wouldn't survive New England either. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

We just called them "The Desk." Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Are you my new bastard son? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Awww, no midget cat fight? Would that be a kitten fight? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Ya don't need an AED. Just place the wires on their chest and plug/unplug. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

This resume is worthless without pics. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

That's gonna be the other use for the dog fence. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Even the helpdesk people would laugh about that when they find out what is the problem... Please. They'd never find the issue. It'd get escalated all over and then they'd decide to just assign a new ID. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

When I was interviewing for a new job in a different state, I told them I couldn't make my final decision until I went to the DZ's that weekend. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Wow that's a big baby! Fuck yeah, how did they squeeze him out of Sandy?!? We sure Hans wasn't carrying it? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

"You're taking too long." said right before I swooped Pyke's girlfriend's initiation from him while he was in mid speech. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Some of us thought they had it Sunday. Congrats!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

anyone else see the irony in this statement coming from a skydiver!!!?????? Be even more ironic if Turtle said it. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

If you close your eyes and have someone gently touch your forehead, you see sparks.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=M2KV8Ex9_JA

I generally just don't claim them.

Awwww... Come to Bridge Day!!!

I'm going with the standard job posting theory that what they want and what they get don't always add up. So... Must have the following qualifications: 1. expert in massage therapy * Able to give good massages 2. able to choose good wine and whiskey and pour it if I need WITHOUT comment * Good whiskey knowledge. 3. understands that whatever I wear, I look good, and NOTHING makes my ass look fat, not even my ass (this is the only time I will ever need him to lie) * Excellent experience with superficial compliments about clothing and physical characteristics.. 4. excellent non-sexual cuddlenapper * Good with both spoons. 5. complete hugslut * Give great hugs and lots of them (see apollard for recent references) 6. extradordinarily attractive and well-built * Can clean up reasonably well 7. good cook and must be willing to grill for me and and fix foofoo girly drinks even sometimes also for my incredibly gorgeous friends * Can create 1 dish casseroles and custom drinks for any tastes. Will treat friends with respect but will always out my lady first. 8. excellent sun lotion application skills * Lotion application/massage experience. 9. tandem instructor or aff instructor and/or packer/ rigger preferrable * Have camera flying experience. 10. able to warm my heatsucking booty on occasion, especially on camping trips and when it snows * Certified human heater. 11. Able to let me watch my damn Steelers game and STFU... even when his team wins and the Steelers don't. * Don't have a team, could care less about the foosball. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Wow. You really need to set the bar a tad higher. Please post the corset pics. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.