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  1. Bolas
    It might help us find it for you and be entertaining.
  2. Bolas
    Sing it into a mic and post it as an .mp3 or .wav. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  3. Bolas
    I use the three seashells. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  4. Bolas
    Getting the air out of a canopy on the ground can take two people. You just jump on top of them and push them down. Once most of the air is out a rodeo with an ass smack or two gets the rest. Holding the canopy in that S-fold to put it in the bag requires the exact amount of pressure. Especially a new canopy. Too much and it will push out from the sides. Too little and it will flop open.
  5. Bolas
    you may want to see a doctor about that ol' OC disorder Be sure to wash your hands first. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  6. Bolas
    Emergencies or "Emergencies" are always the best way to find flaws in any process. Most often the flaws are ignored because the process gets bypassed. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  7. Bolas
    It's not just a picture, It's a warning system. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  8. Bolas
    "I'll be right back, I see someone driving on the grass out front of the hangar." or "Ian asked for this for repeated violators of the no swooping in the main landing area rule." Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  9. Bolas
    It could be a Brazilian snake. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  10. Bolas
    Aaahhh memories. Been way too long. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  11. Bolas
    I did jump 900. Was supposed to be an 8 way, but low clouds turned it into a 2 way short freefall hop n'pop. Thanks to: SkinnyShrek for loaning me the rig. BillyVance for doing the organizing (we'll have to do that jump.) Big Eric for filming (Sorry you didn't get the zoodive carnage I promised.) Tlmiracle for actually being on the jump (and having such fun shed didn't want to leave.) Kitty, PscyhcoBob, 2fat2fly, Shmali, and Pyke for planning to be on the jump.
  12. Bolas
    That sound alot like our confusing naming standard we seem to revise every year. We joke you don't know what the server does or where it is, but you can tell how old it is by which standard of follows. Unix got pink? Bet that peeved off some people. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  13. Bolas
    Did she hurt you that bad, or do you just enjoy being cruel? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  14. Bolas

    Dating Simulator

    Bolas replied to Hausse's topic in The Bonfire

    I dowloaded the game and saw there was an images folder. Saved alot of time. Bolas "Some call it cheating, I call it out of the box thinking" Rodriguez Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  15. Bolas
    Damn. 3 weeks ago after the Thomaston Halloween boogie we all went out to Chili's and the two seemed to be getting along fine. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  16. Bolas
    I was actually on my best behavior. Mostly out of shock. His wife is a total babe!!! She's sweet too. I don't know what drugs he's slipping her, but I need to get some. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  17. Bolas
    I nominate you for humanitarian of the year.
  18. Bolas
    I learned two hands and used to practice that. Now when I'm on the plane when I do my handle check I touch my handles with one hand only. In my EP's, (on the ground and in the air) I've always done one handed. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  19. Bolas
    Just not having to hear the crappy music and lame DJ's has to make it better. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  20. Bolas
    Why are you not going? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  21. Bolas

    Post her boobs?

    Bolas replied to cocheese's topic in The Bonfire

    But now you have MILF boobs. We haven't seen those. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  22. Bolas
    Exactly. I just wanted people to know the system worked.
  23. Bolas
    She got the test results? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  24. Bolas
    Boobs will get you on the DD list. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  25. Bolas
    I offered to let you crash in my van but noooo. You had to have "standards" and "dignity." Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.