Bolas

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  1. Papers, please... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  2. Then why'd he get married in the first place? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  3. If I was going to that effort, I'd tie the mistletoe around my waist. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  4. This guy still may have handles for sale cheap: http://skydiveorange.com/usequipt.htm Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  5. Something came up. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  6. Corrected for you ! but I'd like to
  7. They're getting into a sport in which there are nine men for every woman, i.e. stacking the odds in their favor. Blues, Dave Odd being the key word... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  8. Priceless! So when do we get together to make the voodoo dolls?? Don't forget the t-shirts... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  9. When she says bless your heart, be very afraid... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  10. Tell her you spent all the money to buy a magic one of these: http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?do=post_attachment;postatt_id=106900; Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  11. Care to name this person? PM will do.. Just do a search... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  12. use the other hand like I do ..... Deaf and one hand? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  13. Virginity is cyclical, like a car odometer. However, it takes a LOT of sex to "roll it back to 0." Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  14. Damn, bring back the drunk dialing list ! Spence is dangerous without it ! He wasn't on it. Not that he wasn't invited...
  15. Nope. It started out like one of the stories on here: http://literotica.com/ Great site! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  16. Most. Really only one that hates me to this day. Some we just went our separate ways. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  17. Isn't that the truth! I don't necessarily agree with all of them. I mean, look how many times friends go out in groups, Wait..... Is there a difference between a "booty call" and a "friend with benefits" or "fuck buddy"? Don't forget "um friends." Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  18. Is obviously delusional. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  19. I'm guessing the "Dear Deedy..." or "Dear d_squared431..." might be a giveaway too. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  20. Has one helluva "bucket list." Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  21. Not picking on you in particular, but the only way some people would resolve things is if they were dying? If you wait until then you may never get the chance. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  22. Are you absolutely positive you are dying? Hate to find out it was a misdiagnosis when the law, creditors, husbands, etc. catch up with ya. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  23. Commenting about the "blue balls" on the Christmas tree... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  24. Picks on poor Bolas way to much about where not to pitch a tent... Makes guys "pitch a tent" with her naughty thoughts. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  25. The real reason they got a house in the country is the neighbors kept complaining about the noise. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.