Bolas

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  1. Charge her fees. Currently if she doesn't do something, there really is no consequence. To make it fair though, setup common area rules and cleaning duties along with monetary penalties. BAse it on the cost of hiring someone to clean the mess. This way if you or your roommate do it, you can earn extra cash. You have another roommate right? You have a meeting and democratically vote on all this. 2 against 1.
  2. Nope, former DEA agents and vice can be used to as tax agents. They wouldn't even have to change the DEA's name. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  3. Bolas

    I am....

    You so gotta wear that to a boogie. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  4. Kinda like Rush Limbaugh. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  5. Perhaps you could perform a "test" at the St. Patties boogie. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  6. If there's a way to get $$$ to jump you can bet it has been done. Welcome to all.
  7. Bolas

    Beer snob beer

    The guys next door to me in college seemed to keep to themselves. Both of their families work overseas for the government, Geneva, And Kuala Lumpur. So I go over and introduce myself and the subject of partying and of course beer. They asked me what I generally drank. "Well generally, we drink Beast or Natalie, but occasionally we get good beer like Bud or Coors." Their jaws dropped and thus started my education... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  8. Couldn't you just, you know, put it on vibrate, put it in your pants and tell them "keep calling me until I tell you to stop" ? You've been told to do that too, huh? At college we had these phones that could redial really without hanging up. When calling another campus phone they'd ring very quickly You could "asshole dial" people. by dialing and hitting redial at various intervals and make the phone start to ring then rering sounded like: Ring,R,R,R,R,Ri,Ring,Ring Could that sort of dialing be applied to a regular phone... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  9. Bolas

    Flat Stanley

    Just found it but too big to post. Gia, PM your email address and I can send it to ya. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  10. You say that for everything! :) Well, if you can't eat it or have sex with it, piss on it, duh. hell, some people say if you can eat it or have sex with it, piss on it too. =D Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  11. When I go to a new DZ: * I ask to see an arial map * Get someone to point out any hazards * LZ restrictions * Exit order * Wind indicators * Landing directions * Etc. Some places give me "the tour" without asking, others don't. Besides, if you're gonna complain about Raeford, complain about the outdoor concrete packing... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  12. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  13. Medicine is a business. Why do you think very little has been cured? Treatments a plenty, drugs for just about anything you can imagine. Yes we're living longer, but it sure as hell isn't naturally. But the longer they can keep us alive, the more money they can make doing it. As for doctor's being "bullied" into things: Stop treating them as patients, they became customers years ago. Give the customers what they need, not what they want. Drugs need to be supplements, not the solution. My father is a drug reps dream: He takes a pill for everything. Recently he was in the hospital and basically got detoxed. He was more lucid and clearer than he's been in years. The hospital sent him home on way less meds. He goes back to his PC, whines to him and is back on all that crap. Back to a half out of it babbler again. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  14. Awesome name for a club...
  15. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  16. So this was Tater? Next time you guys jump, tell his joke...
  17. Has no idea how close he is to right about me traveling to said contest.
  18. I recently heard a girl bragging about being dressed in a catholic school girl outfit, handcuffed, and fun in the back of the police car as well as on the hood and trunk. Just givin ya some ideas...
  19. Southern belle Mistress? Mistress Belle... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  20. Nope I'm still at a big fat 0 too... Me too...so no worries. Your birthday is coming up though... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  21. That depends... Was a strapon involved and were ya pictching or catching? Or were you just scissoring... http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/collections/south_park:_this_week/104423 Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.