Bolas

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  1. Standard stuff: Yardwork, pet stitting, babysitting, covered a friends paper route. Worked for my Mom's company doing filing and shipping. First "real" job was Hardees as a cashier at 16. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  2. Sheep have many practical uses. We attempted a 5-way inflatable sheep jump in Clewiston at the Everglades Boogie this year. We were in the restaurant the next morning and I just started to talk about the jump when I remembered where I was. So you talked louder so all could hear? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  3. So if you put a 3 ring on them would you have to pay Bill Booth for the rights? Call it the 3 nipple ring release system... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  4. LMAO +1 Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  5. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  6. Be great until one person fell then it'd be dominoes... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  7. BluRay discs are round like gumballs. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  8. Depending upon the degree of the disorder, you just might be able to get yer 72 virgins all in one night and without traveling to the beyond! Not all personalities are usually the same sex either... ...why doesn't it surprise me you would know that ?!?
  9. We don't use that word anymore. | | | V Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  10. Assume you're still talking taxes: If peacable means don't work then yes. If you're going to have rules and laws they need to be enforcable and enforced, hopefully equally. What level of escalation it goes to is up to you. Otherwise why would people pay? Sure some may pay "because it's the right thing" but others do to avoid the consequences of not. However if it became known that if you threatened the tax collector they just went away and never tried to collect again, everyone would start threatening them and nothing would be collected. You wanna see a prime example of no consequences and it's impact? Look at our education system: "No child left behind" Students do nothing, disrupt class, don't do homework, yet they still advance... At least until high school where suddenly there is consequences. The problem is it's way too late as they've not been taught that there are consequences. A good analogy would be telling someone to take their hand off an unlit stove over and over then turning it up to high. They are understandably shocked and confused. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  11. I think I would die laughing. When i do, I want video of that playing at my funeral with the hamster dance song played to it. Birthday wish/last request? I don't think those can be denied. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  12. I heard she was a quacked dealer... If you two don't quit it, I'm gonna goose ya both... Sounds like a great game of Duck Duck Goose. Let me put my running stilettos on... The gooser should be running in the stilettos.... Can't you just picture Bolas in one of his little thong chasing someone in 6 inch stilettos trying to goose them...? I thnk says more about you than it does me... Have I worn the party shoes? Yep. Either to encourage hot woman to wear them or was encouraged by hot women to wear them. While wearing only a thong? Don't think so. Maybe. Running? Hell no. I've nearly killed myself standing and trying to walk in them. Doesn't really help that the "spotters" who were shorter than me to begin with are now WAY shorter. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  13. Than stop saying no... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  14. I heard she was a quacked dealer... If you two don't quit it, I'm gonna goose ya both... Sounds like a great game of Duck Duck Goose. Let me put my running stilettos on...
  15. Incentive and ability are two entirely different things. In your proposal, the person who can't pay/ doesn't have insurance the fire department's house could burn to the ground possibly with people still trapped inside. Then if while their house is burning it catches another house on fire, what if they can't pay either? The FD company is not gonna put their fire out either even though it wasn't their fault as the first person couldn't even afford to save their own house. This could wipe out an entire poor neighborhood on a windy day. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  16. What sort of problems does it cause? What is the active ingredient? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  17. I heard she was a quacked dealer... If you two don't quit it, I'm gonna goose ya both... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  18. You should read slower then... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  19. A quote from a friend of mine: "If you're gonna do nothing, there's no better group to do it than the UN." Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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  21. Nope, former DEA agents and vice can be used to as tax agents. They wouldn't even have to change the DEA's name. Oh, o.k.! Then, why don't they? Smokes and booze are still, 'black marketed'! Chuck Simple. This attitude. "Why are you wasting time on illegal sales of legal items when it could be spent on the illegal ones?" Besides, there would probably always be a black market for drugs. The main goal of the agency would be to limit it and tax as much as possible.
  22. Ugh. That was duckin' horrible. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  23. Congrat's on catching up on the important threads..
  24. That mustn't have taken long Yeah, cuz skydivers don't use the word "sex" alot... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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