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  1. oups I guess Shot gun ends up in a 4-some... and me with shotgun... yes again Benji
  2. According to the avatar I am looking at 3 women, so I'll say yes.... just don't make a habit of it. Benji
  3. Go to Rocky Point Boogie in Mexico, move to Tucson, get my D, make a couple million bucks, go to Lost Prairie, get a second rig, pay bills, be less of a slut, detox, go to burning man then detox again... meet the woman of my dreams.
  4. benforde

    Gas Prices?

    I agree on the tax thing, Arizona is full of those fat hummer owners, massive Escalades that will never see any dirt... I just got a new VW, and regret not having picked a Prius... //
  5. Soon VS is going to go the Adidas route, and attempt to sell a $300, computerized bra with electronically controlled nipple "appearances" depending on selected program. //
  6. Tonight: cough sirup... Usually... Chopin on the rocks //
  7. Dude I dare you, this is a site I visit on a regular basis, when I feel "down", I usually leave in tears of laughter. I does help if you can speak French. Welcome to "The Jacky Touch"... u will find the "coolest" car on this site... go to Gallerie, then to Jackymobiles http://www.chez.com/jacky/ //
  8. Vive la France et les Françaises for doing this! "et maintenant..." lets have the USPA babes go for it. ...
  9. before you nail the other hand, send me those pics you took in Eloy, I wanna see how bad I look when I am in that state of Fu%&ness../ Was good to meet you Benji
  10. http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/flytrybe05 //
  11. Sans déconner, tu est Francais aussi? Comme ils disent "Damn" alors avec Frenchy ca fait trois... Well not really, i'm half Brit, half French. Born in London, raised in France... Happy in Eloy. //
  12. eye, vell but of course, ate least zat iz vat they all say... "you rhave sucha cuteu accsent zey say" so yes, I feeleu verry much ciuter... wouai. //
  13. QuoteHey those guys couldn't have been farmers! They had like...at least 7 teeth! Too fuckin' funny //
  14. tandem passengers, my next jump will be my first IAF i just talk to them tell them to relax on the way down, enjoy the view I believe that if you had made that a little clear early in your posts, you might not have gotten so much attitude in return. —but... let these people enjoy the first jump, who cares about "show a good throw"? dude it's their first jump. Tandem masters are trained to say the right things (in most cases) and to make them relax into the fabulous experience of the first ride. //
  15. Talking, advising, sharing? What? And are you talking about being a passenger on a tandem jump or actually skydiving? In the first case you clearly have a fresher view point than the person with the 3000 jumps, and your butterflies are probably still flying strong in your belly... in the second case... well... clearly not. //
  16. I'm with you on that April, I would also add that there are people with ten thousands of jumps + landing all around me... I am the new guy, really.. //
  17. Make it bright, so the others can see you. I did my first rig stealth, the new one will be as flashy as possible, signal red or something like that.. Remember, #%^&*! do get out without checking when you jumped, #%^&*! do get out without checking the airspeed of the aircraft, and for sure #%^&*! do track down the line of flight. Make yourself visible, but somewhat original so you can find yourself in that head down world record photo on the cover of Parachutist.
  18. tap water.... I agree with you, that is why I drink bottled water and beer only!
  19. It's ok, we know the real truth pets are better than kids. 1) They don't ask for money 2) They don't need the latest fashions 3) They come when called 4) Easier to train 5) Don't hang out with drugy friends 6) If they do get pregnant you can sell the babies. 7)And much easier to Neuter...!! Going along... The main problem with children is when they have to face many shrink sessions due to the fact that they might have been treated like animals by their parents while they grew up... Dogs don't need any of that if they were treated like children. But! you do have to pick up their shit for the full length of their short lived life.
  20. No idea who any of these people are, what am I doing here? What is this place?
  21. I disagree. My dog brings me as much joy (and suffering ) as my son does. I can't imagine my life without either one. wow... [no comment] //
  22. Don't say that, my dog Bear has been a huge part of my life for the past eleven years and for a part of that time he was the only family I had. Candy "Don't say that" err... well... humm... I have had many pets, I adore my pets, cats and dogs. Children are not pets, if they are then imagine any other human might not be anything more than a pet to her or his parents, the complexity of raising a child is exponentially 1000 times bigger than training pet (Note: I made up that number). The task is that much harder, and that much more rewarding when you see your child growing up to be a fabulously intricate person. I am not putting down pets, I absolutely believe in the exchange of affection present between a pet and his owner/master/friend, and I am positive about the sincerity of the affection/admiration you might have for Bear, and in return, his for you, I'm just begging that people don't compare two very different life forms. The exchange might be comparable in your eyes, but as I said above, comparing a child to a pet, is in my humble opinion totally ludicrous. Benjamin N.b. I also believe the question was about babies (the kind that slip out of your womb). //
  23. Mine came early, she is 14 now, the best thing to ever hit me! I love her to death... I'm 36, single dad and I have a best friend & a daughter that kicks ass in one. Please don't compare children to pets... It's ludicrous. [ I do love my pets btw ]
  24. It looks like you should start a thread on Female & Male Genital Mutilation: CIRCUMCISION. Some might be horrified by the result.