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  1. V.S. Changing rooms... what a fun place to test drive the materials and quality of the stitching...
  2. benforde

    Ugliest dog

    HAHAAHAHAHAHA.... gotta catch my breath...
  3. what are you doing at work so late... you should be lounging in your new "freefly tested" lacy sexy sheer thong whatevers... By the way, for the men in the room... and the women too, on the Aubade site I recommend the ads. "lessons of seduction"... and the calendar... http://www.aubade.com/lecons/calendrier.php?langue=uk
  4. while you are at it... try this too... http://www.aubade.com/uk/
  5. Great idea, I'll sit in the back.
  6. Bad ass, I have always wanted one for that purpose... the perfect molester van. Have fun!
  7. My collection of lace panties is complete, I'm all good on that front. A pair of new converters is what i wanted, but the damn things have been back ordered since they have had them all over the OCC.
  8. You are serious!? they really have them? ewww... I have to bow down, that makes them $70.00. Next time you go lingerie shopping, would you pick up a pair for me? lol
  9. Does Wall Mart carry Gatorz? I need some new ones.
  10. Well then if that ever happens again, let me give you my number, for the 'giving your gear away' part!
  11. If it's cheaper than therapy... either you are fine or you're not jumpin' enough!
  12. Fuck Wall Mart, this place is an extension of China, has destroyed practically all small businesses in this country... say bye bye to individuality, let us all shop the same shit in the same place... so we can all look like the same red necks with a Bejing twist!
  13. Cosabella... comes highly recomended! http://www.cosabella.com/ Looks good, stays on in free fall, it's elegant, Italian, and comes off quite nicely in the evening!
  14. 'They are into their kids T-ball and soccer which is fine for them but I don't have kids so I don't care about family crap.' My daughter just spent 20 minutes in SkyVentureArizona... so now we are all re-united and all is good, no more mention about T-Ball. Btw, I don't give a fuck about the things that your non-skydiver friends are interested in either!! I'll see you arround in the next ten years then.
  15. I think... it's good if you feel it's good for you, in my case, I am perfectly happy with my arm's length distance from the twin otter... I am a full time father, it holds me from falling in... But yeah, I understand what you mean and those of us that have hung around large DZ's know there are some that could need a little help. Benji
  16. CONGRATULATIONS! becoming a father is the best thing that ever happened to me, I hope it does the same to you. B.
  17. I used to think the same but then I witnessed how extreme/serious the obsession with this life can get, and that some people will do just about anything to be there... When skydiving takes over all priorities....
  18. I think it's quite easy to see who lives and breathes skydiving, and who treats it like a hobby... Balance out the number of years in the sport with the number of jumps.
  19. Now I know where my nuts went!
  20. .these are the Glacier Girls![ Nyah! Nyah What a phenomenal aircarft, look at that prop!
  21. isnt Neil a great pole dancer?
  22. Sorry for the miss communication, I had no idea there was a real "burning man" in Fla, I did on the other hand hear about other not so brilliant events in that part of the country. Ashtanga was probably referring to the fact that my family including children looks like an all color paint sampler... You can call me a very open person. I believe sail the same boat. Have a lovely day Benji
  23. oh... yes talk to me about marmite! lol