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Oh God, I feel it...I feel the love...OH, I FEEL THE LOVE FFF

Kris, Yeah, you are hanging with the wrong peeps...tee-hee FFF

AltitudeAngel, I am incensed ...I thought I was the first here on the forum's to see you in your new jumpsuit...and your hair is STILL CURLY ...damnit... FFF

Skreamer, If you don't answer this, I'm gonna send the altitude deamons after ya'... FFF

Zennie, Here, dude, catch -- PIE!!! FFF

Skreamer, Did you get the pic I sent of Huffermooooooooose's girlfriend?? Did ya' send it to him? Enquiring minds want to know...tee-hee... FFF

Zennie, What page?? Where is the page? I wanna' read the page...Duh, can I read the page?? Please, let me read the page...All I ever wanted to do was read the page...Somebody tell me where the page is... ARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!! FFF

Skymama (AltitudeAngel), BEER!!! FFF P.S. I gave ya' first shot at the name AltitudeAngel but NOOO, you couldn't find it in yourself to use it cause it would make you look pretentious. I SAY BULL, WOMAN!!! It fits you. Now - for the rest of you - I think we should hold a vote and decide whether she should change her handle...(Andrea, don't get mad at me for this but you are not old enough to be called "Mama".) And anyone that has ever had a look at her will agree - she should be called "AltitudeAngel". Come on, guys, help me with this.

DITTO FFF

Pyke, Isn't Mark the pilot that landed the King Air wheels up at ASC? I have a pic of him doing a Fly-By over the DZ at less than 20 feet with a jumper standing on the ground almost directly under him. FFF

Dutchboy, I will always be proud of the cameraman, Tony, as he did something couragous. I just can't find the same courage to read that NTSB report. And I pray to the highest Gods that somewhere, somehow, Michelle is smiling down on us and enjoying her new freedom from this damned life and these mortal shells we call human bodies. Again, thanks Tony, whoever you are. You did a great thing. FFF

Lisa, Thank you very much. I don't know who the camera man was but thank you to him, too. FFF

You just got my heart, girl. Nothing beats the sounds of nature at it's best. FFF

I know/knew Michelle Thibideau. I just read this thread...and I cried...for her friends, her family, her children, her life...and for me - cause I will never again get to talk/tease her...she brought laughter and a smile to me even on the days that I couldn't jump - and I will miss her terribly... FFF

A bear and a rabbit are in the woods. The bear catches the rabbit and is gonna eat him but a Forest Sprite pops out ot the trees and says that if the bear will let the rabbit go they will both get three wishes. The bear goes first. "I want all the bears in the forest to become female." The rabbit wishes "I wish for a helmet." Poof - and the first wishes are granted. The bear's second wish - "I wish all the bears on the nation were female." The rabbit's second wish - "I wish for a motorcycle." and poof - the second wishes are granted. Then the bear wishes "I wish for all the bears in the world were female." The rabbit looks around, starts the motorcycle and says while revving the engine and letting go of the clutch and speeding off, "I wish Mr. Bear was GAY." FFF (yeah, I know it isn't really funny, but don't blame me. I'm just repeating it)

Speedie, NOPE!! FFF

Cacophony, Did you know that a woman's mind ought to be the cleanest thing in the world?? After all, they change it so often...tee-hee...(ducking under the flames and running)... FFF

Cyber, Uhhh, does this mean that you sit on stranger's hands often?? Tee-hee... FFF

Hi Ya'll, (Breaking out the flame-proof underwear) The Essential Guide to a Woman's English... 1. Yes = No. 2. No = Yes. 3. Maybe = No. 4. I'm sorry = You'll be sorry. 5. We need = I want. 6. Do what you want = You'll pay for this later. 7. We need to talk = I need to complain. 8. I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron. 9. You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot. 10. I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep. 11. Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive. 12. How much do you love me? = I did something today that you are gonna' hate. 13. I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV. FFF

Speedracer, Thank you...my sentiments, exactly... FFF

WORK is a four letter word!!! FFF

Hi Again, Of course...you don't think for a minute that I would sit back and let an astounding lady such as yourself have to go through the boredom of watching a pair of garters for hours on end, do you?? After all, it would be my civic duty to observe the goings on of a pair of garters...it'll keep the Federal Government from spending millions of $$ on a study...tee-hee... FFF

Hi Mama, Are you sure he said Gators and not Garters?? I personally opt for the latter...except they don't fit me very well so I will leave it up to WingFairy to tell us about that. But if he meant garters and you need someone to help you watch the Garters, let me know...tee-hee... FFF (whoops, hi there Wingi, didn't see ya' standing there)

Speedy, Laughing?? Geez, I went with my friend to the school when he was told about what had taken place. You should have seen me!! I was sitting in a chair when the principal told us and I wound up on the floor, kicking and screaming, laughing my butt off....needless to say, it was NOT appreciated by the principal...I just can't understand why he got upset...I mean, that would have been the normal response from just about every skydiver I know...and while the principal was turning red , Brian (Scotty's grandfather) was trying to get me off the floor without winding up there, laughing himself...I guess it was a good thing Scotty wasn't in the room...Anyways, thanks for the input...it seems my sense if humor isn't totally to blame here...Later... FFF

Ok, ya'll...this is a killer...Sunday a friend of mine and myself spent the day at a drop zone with his quiet, mild-mannered, ten-year old grandson, around a bunch of "crazy skydivers". We went back home and were watching the boob-tube and sports with the same kid. Monday afternoon the prncipal of this little angel's school called my friend and told him to come to the school (he has custody of the the child). It seems that our humor has rubbed off on this kid. Little Scotty was playing in the school yard at recess, showing the other kids how to "shot put" and accidently threw a brick through the bathroom window. It hit a toilet and smashed the porcelin god into a bunch of small pieces. The other kids weren't supposed to tell who did it,but as kids will, somebody told. The principal led Scotty to the bathroom and asked "What looks like happened here?" Scotty replied "I ain't sure, but it looks like somebody shit a brick". Now I'm not saying kids don't belong on a drop zone. I'm just wondering if maybe we should tone it down a bit around kids, of if maybe my own sense of humor has gotten to this kid...any replies?? FFF