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  1. Mikefarmer, A FARMER in the Del??? Oh god, are you asking for it...tee-hee... FFF
  2. Geez, I've seen nicer tits on welding mistakes...tee-hee... FFF
  3. Mouth, Dear, I would bring you home, slowly peel off the jump suit, stand you in my shower and gently and tenderly wash your tiny, slender, body until it was sweet smelling and all pink again, after which, I would carefully dry you off and powder you with silky baby powder. Then, as you relax, the massage that your body so deserves would be administered with great and loving care, while you lay on a bed of rose petals in a candle-lit room, and sip from a tall slender stemmed glass of the finest champaign... FFF
  4. Lisa, Does this mean you are coming home, free, or you are just coming home??? (to free's place, maybe, hopefully, prayerfully???) FFF
  5. JKA, I'd like to volunteer to be the video man...with your permission, of course, Mistress...(oh, god, whips and chains, yeah, yeah...) FFF
  6. freefallfreak

    bring it on

    Lisa, You WORK??? If I had to WORK, I'd love to have your job... FFF
  7. Sis, I can't remember the last time...of course, I can't remember a lot of things...like when I got laid last...geez, I can't even remember who gets tied up...they say that the second thing to go is the memory...I just can't remember what the first is...can you possibly remind me??? (in private, of course)...tee-hee... FFF
  8. freefallfreak

    bring it on

    JOB??? Like as in -(gulp), WORK??? - Geez, Iflyme, isn't work a four letter word??? (tee-hee)... FFF
  9. DITTO!!! That is exactly the right size...and it couldn't have been said any better by anyone... FFF
  10. FreeFlyFreaky, Woo-hooo dude, who said you were??? I didn't notice that you wrote the thread calling yourself FFF...I did, however, notice the style in which you write...snicker, snicker...and although I didn't say anything about that, either, it's an exact duplicate or COPY of mine...tee-hee...and that, my friend, is obvious to the whole world...bwaaahahahaha... FFF
  11. PT, Damn, PT...when have you ever known what you were doing?? FFF
  12. Dudes and dudettes!! Our FLYBABY has a problem and I think we can help...Why don't we all e-mail USPA and bug 'em to send the number to Omri - NOW!!! (Geez, I love stirring up stuff)...tee-hee... FFF
  13. Well, just call me slow but how can I vote for somebody if I can't read the ballot?? FFF
  14. GeekStreak, I know...n/p... FFF
  15. I don't know if I can take much more of these incidents...too damn depressing and sad...I'm sorry for the victim, whom I didn't know, and all his relatives and friends...please know that my heart goes out to you all... FFF
  16. PT, I can't speak for others, but I know for a fact that I have something against boobies - ME ...MY WHOLE BODY, hands, arms, lips, teeth, face, neck, chest - and the list goes on...tee-hee...anything I can possibly get against them is cool... Woo-Hooo...(or HOT)... FFF Does this qualify me for the "Dirty Old Man of the Month" award???
  17. PhillyKev, That was cool...have a great time... FFF
  18. SP, I wish I could...Have fun, be safe and do a jump for me... FFF
  19. airann, Geez, I'm staying under my rock...(snicker) FFF
  20. MedsteR, I'm not a pro. I'm just a big overgrown kid trying to have a little fun but I can give ya' this tip - don't listen to ME. FFF
  21. skySue, That was really neat. Take care of the shoulder, be careful and have a great time. Good luck with the licence. We are all proud of ya here. Some of us get it a little slower that others but if ya' think about it, maybe we all should take a little more time to throroughly learn about the sport than rush through it all and not learn as much as we could. I know I should have taken more time and learned more than I did before being turned loose on the world. Congratulations and have a GREAT time. We love ya'... FFF
  22. Fly Baby. Cool, dude. I'm proud of ya'...Congratulations... FFF
  23. Sis, Me neither...it doesn't matter as long as it says DZ.com somewhere...the point here is, it is a nice Hanes Beefy t-shirt... FFF