Zep

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  1. the obvious choice for the Americans to relocate these people would be Ground zero Nevada, nice town with all the amenities they could need. Or if the Europeans decide to do Americas dirty work, well we have just the right real estate for them, the Moruroa and Fangataufa atolls in the South Pacific Personally though I'd send them all to Cambridge Gone fishing
  2. Zep

    Transporter3

    No give aways, great film, Jason Stratham has to be one of the most underrated (best) actors on the circuit. I think I'd put him up with Sean connery an Vin Diesel, You know your not going to be disapointed. Gone fishing
  3. I was thinking more A-10's tie a big orange sheet to the roof of the boat an no way the America fly boys are going to miss Gone fishing
  4. I used to live between Shitteton and puddletown Gone fishing
  5. But shirley would'nt a black angel be a fallen angel. I'm telliin ya, no good is ever going to come of this. Gone fishing
  6. Don't sweat it Tony I'm 54 an I'm still pumping one out every now and again, then I go home an tell the wife I've a head ache. For xmas I got a years supply of Brufin, can't think why. Forgott to add, I just distilled a new supply of drain cleaner, Want some. Gone fishing
  7. Look ... I'm nearly a grumpy old man - so I now have a new job description and license to be cranky But, but, you're British. I'm fairly certain that your job description states that you must always be polite. You don't want to get deported like that wanker, Andy Copland. Calling Andy a wanker is a PA. Please get it right Andy is a Pikey Gone fishing
  8. For those of us who learnt to dot the I's and cross the T's must have a little tolerance with the reprobate colonials who live over seas. Gone fishing
  9. Fuck me, 8 cd's of cuckoo clock chimes, No wonder you drink Gone fishing
  10. Fuck I live in Spain (Catalunya) an I would'nt watch the shit they throw out even if you paid me. Spanish television has to be the second worst in the world, Thank God for the BBC and torrents. Gone fishing
  11. Well you got me beat, all I got is 2500 in 5 yrs. Guess I'm more the strong silent type Gone fishing
  12. As Theonlyski said yes you can, and it's a recipe for disaster, you'll end up getting emotionally hurt an probably change into someone that your not. Love is a very powerful state of being, and I for one still havent learnt how to control it. Over the years it's made my life hell and it's made my life a most wonderful experience. Gone fishing
  13. When that uncomfortable silence is no longer uncomfortable. When just being together is enough. When you can respect your parterns point of view even though it clashes with your own. And above all it's a warm deep down feeling that dose'nt go away. Gone fishing
  14. Jesus H Crist it's a lamb for Gods sake, in 8 weeks from now eat it or all it's going to be good for is mutton or dog food, Lisa had a little lamb she thought it rather silly so she threw it up into the air an caught it by it's, Willy was a Bulldog sitting on the grass along came a spider an bit him on his, Ass no questions tell no lies I saw a China man doing up his, Flies are a nusence Bees are worse, this is the end of my silly silly verse. Gone fishing
  15. I'm running the Landrover on heating oil instead of diesel and I'm running the central heating on wood instead of heating oil I'm not going to mention what I'm using in the deepfat frier an the whisky for the bar, well we all have to cut back a bit (see photo) Gone fishing
  16. On the wives day off I tend to use one of these. maybe NSFW Gone fishing
  17. If you are having trouble understanding the definition of the word 'sarcasm', perhaps your time would be best used tackling another field of study Gone fishing
  18. I know exactly what you mean, For a long time I used to think you were actually Peaceful Jeffery For a sec. I thought you were going to say you thought I was an asshole. Gone fishing
  19. I know exactly what you mean, For a long time I used to think you were actually Peaceful Jeffery Gone fishing
  20. Ahh, Sarcasm I can dish it out by the plate full, What really pisses me off is that none of you appreciate my sarcasm, Billvon's sarcasam is quite good, but just a little rough round the edges Gone fishing
  21. Zep

    Car Question

    Check the earthing strap from the chassis to the motor. Gone fishing
  22. Zep

    Buoy ....

    We'll give you a break on that...we know your lot has problems with that letter. One doesn't drop ones 'h's, when one comes from the Midlands, one only drops ones 'ayches', if one is a lazzy southern git. Oye, I resent that yer northern twat Gone fishing
  23. maybe if you take that fag outta your arse She'll take you seriously Gone fishing
  24. I'm shure you'd make a great Dr, but I can't help feeling you'd want to rename the TARDIS, and Billy Piper would probably give you a heart attack Gone fishing