Zep

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  1. Zep

    Euro lottery

    I posted that an then went to bed (time differance) an dreampt what I could do with all that loverly DOSH 1euro = $1.22 so €5000,000,000 = $6,100,000,000 The Euro lottery is the numbers game participated by the 22 member countries (Ëuropean community) even the French join in Gone fishing
  2. Zep

    Euro lottery

    I just heard on the news that some lucky Spanish person from the south of Spain has just won the highest lottery prize ever 5000,000,000 euros five thousand million euros "What would YOU do with that kind of money" Gone fishing
  3. Zep

    Boomtown rats

    Quotethat song was number 1 (in the UK charts) on the day I was born
  4. I guess it's ok for some Better with a liberal spay of real manly sweat edited for a spell check Gone fishing
  5. No I'm as British as tea an cakes I'ts my wife who's the hot blooded Spanish one Well Catalan really but I'll excuse any of you foreigners for not knowing where Catalunya is (Clue) Ampuriabrava is in Catalunya Gone fishing
  6. When I Saw "Why I love Brits" I was shure you were gonna say. For thier out standing sex appeal For thier disgusting sense of humour For thier chivalrey an sense of fair play But I suspose for our deeper understanding of finer music will do Gone fishing
  7. You imposter I'm Spiderman, It told me so Gone fishing
  8. I can't it's raining. Ohh taint raining here I cant jump either its night time Gone fishing
  9. My kids arguing, ther'e always arguing, I'm in the den an I can still hear them arguing an you stop pissin off the neighbors an go an jump Gone fishing
  10. 15.58 No fair I've a track ball Gone fishing
  11. LOL! Even longer because being a man, you won't stop and ask for directions! That was so totally uncalled for ......... Awww....c'mon, you know it's true! Yea I know, It's a mans thing, but you dont have to rub it in we're obstinate an stubbon thats what makes us so cute.............. Gone fishing
  12. LOL! Even longer because being a man, you won't stop and ask for directions! That was so totally uncalled for ......... 4 hours whats he got a Saturn ||| Gone fishing
  13. Go Go Go Thunder birds are GO Now if you dont mind I'm going back to sleep Gone fishing
  14. What I want to know is HOW did you get a hold of a picture of my EX wife Hairy can be good Just don't make it too hairy Gone fishing
  15. Smokers suck Gone fishing
  16. Here's one for all you lushous female lush's Tall glass 2 big shots of southern comfort (spell check please) 2 shots of tia maria top off with coke It's really smooth For the guys Absenta neat Gone fishing
  17. Zep

    Light bulb jokes

    Now that was funny Gone fishing
  18. Zep

    Light bulb jokes

    No sorry I didnt get it If humour isn't Black, sick or sarcastic I don't understand it It's a British thing Whoops I see I was a bit late in coming back there Gone fishing
  19. Noo it was cafe gumbolaya (I'm not advertising honest) Gone fishing
  20. For me car rental seems very expensive My wife works for a international airline company teamed with Delta So for me Barcelona San Diego via Atlanta San Diego Saint louis via chigago Chigago New york jfk New York jfk Barcelona for a whooping $22.00 taxes inc. Read it an weep Gone fishing
  21. I had my wife after lunch, that was sweet Gone fishing
  22. On a lighter note, You have every right to be pissed It's just that if you're a JD drinker it's now gonna take a little longer to get pissed Gone fishing
  23. Talk to her, Explain that you think what she sent was over the top. Maybe she gets upset at you calling her a whoofo but dosent say any thing Stand back have another look at the picture, accidents do happen learn from it, cause if you stay in the sport sooner or later your going to see some thing preety horrific One thing is certain its not worth losing a "BEST FRIEND" over a picture It's not worth losing a "BEST FRIEND" full stop. Call her up an work it out Gone fishing
  24. Thanks for taking the time out an putting up the recipe. It's now been printed I'm shure some of you southern Belles Have some more recipies ask ya grandmaa Gone fishing
  25. Zep

    Light bulb jokes

    QuoteHow many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2. Thats not funny thats Gone fishing