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History 101 time Gin was first made by the Dutch. The British made it popular In the days of the Empire, When in India they mixed it with tonic water as tonic water at that time had a high content of Quinine to combat malaria or did they invent malaria just so they could drink Gin an Tonic whilst killing the fuzzywuzzys Gone fishing
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When my cat got all weird after eating a toad I gave it the bug thing from a bottle of mescal Now every time it see's a bottle of mescal it attacks it Gone fishing
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A wheelchair, it's a riot getting drunk in a wheelchair Gone fishing
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I just love the English sense of houmour, "I wish I was French" I laughed so hard it hurt, I'm A PuddleTown Boy (Crawthorne) Gone fishing
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Aren't the locosts next? Locost must be the cheap variety of Locust Gone fishing
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I hate to be crass but my wife has a favourite snack for the early hours of the morning ME.... I don't complain being woken up an she says the protein is good for her, no calories Gone fishing
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If it's a martini, it has gin in it, not vodka, you uncouth oafs. I'll bet you put the damn thing in a shaker too you heathens. Don't get me started. Every once in awhile you come across somebody with good taste, as you say the rest are just Heathens A Martini Martini, Tanqueri gin, 1 Olive, stirred not shaken Gone fishing
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I'm sorry but do you not realize how much wind is in that tunnel? I don't care if the chick is dripping wet once the air hits it it'll be on the ceiling. Not if you go at it head down Gone fishing
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or I won't swallow it Gone fishing
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None If she was with me she'd just naturally be moist enough Take this answer seriously Gone fishing
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Just wondering Seems a certain DZ commer can't stand the Brits How do you feel about them Me I can take em or leave them Gone fishing
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Sorry I'm loosing my english, the only time I get to talk the Mother tounge is here on the forum an at the DZ Now if you'd rather I changed to Catalan or Spanish................ Gone fishing
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"ASBOs" -- Just how insane is life under Britain's laws?!
Zep replied to peacefuljeffrey's topic in Speakers Corner
We can't it still holds the death penalty, Or has it now been changed to an ASBO I'll get back to you on that one. Gone fishing -
I've tried that Heineken dark stuff It's a bad copy of Double malt "Vol Dam" brewed by Damm Catalunya Spain believe if you've got a specialist licor store near you try it. The normal Heineken I quite like what I can't stomach is that Mexican stuff you stick a slice of lime in, looks an tastes like piss And then what can one say about Glenmorangie pure bliss. Gone fishing
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So who exactly are the SCOUSEGITS Gone fishing
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"ASBOs" -- Just how insane is life under Britain's laws?!
Zep replied to peacefuljeffrey's topic in Speakers Corner
Imagine that a person went out and raped a few women, and it was found that he did so using nylon rope to tie them up. It seems, from this article, that your government would likely issue an ASBO prohibiting the guy from owning nylon rope. And they'd set him free and wait for him to break the ASBO, buy more nylon rope, rape another woman with it, and then maybe they'd ship his ass off to prison where it belongs. Now your just being ludicrous, Whats your answer, just put every one who commits a misdemeanor in jail Your just jelous cause the states did'nt think of it first Gone fishing -
Ban the PISTON turbines RULE Sorry where I jump won't entertain pistons 13000 $16.26 euro20.00 Gone fishing
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Ah! There we go! Yet another benefit that our U.S. laws would bestow upon the unfortunate Brits: they'd finally get their death penalty back!! !!!!! -Jeffrey The United Kingdom still has the death penalty they just don't use it, or ther'e no good at caching treasonist Gone fishing
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RIP They broke the mold when they made you I'm just glad I was one of the generation that could listen to you and the music you played I'd like you all to listen to Freebird an think of Big John Gone fishing
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Ok that one seemed quite easy So here's another................Who made the first batton pass and in which year Gone fishing
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Only with oncoming traffic.... But of course, you don't think I want all that effluent coming my way. I saw the light an got out years ago. Gone fishing
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Customs at Atlanta, I always have problems at that airport Americans who say "you have a nice day now" an don't give a dam if you have a nice day or not Gone fishing
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PS The channel tunel could then become a giant sewage pipe Gone fishing
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I'll agree to all you put as long as I get to hang draw and quater the royal family an all thier relatives. Undermine the economy of the rest of Europe. And every town must have a Wal-mart and Wendys Gone fishing
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Why is there a helicopter flying so low around Chicago?
Zep replied to Vallerina's topic in The Bonfire
Maybe the pilot just suffers from vertigo........ Gone fishing