Zep

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  1. Zep

    Light bulb jokes

    How many Mick's does it take 4 one to hold the bulb an three to turn the chair Gone fishing
  2. Last time I was in New Orleans (stop over after the last Quincy boogie) I had some of the best chicken I've ever tasted. mañana voy a hacer una cener whoops change the chip tommorow night I'm going to cook an surprise the the little lady Sooo Could some of you Southern gals give me the recipe for your original finger lickin good Southern fried chicken Gone fishing
  3. well at least it keeps it in the family (good old family values an all that) Gone fishing
  4. shit happens Gone fishing
  5. Hey I've just thought in a few years I'll have an 8 way plus camera Wow can you imagine a family 8 way Gone fishing
  6. Well Mr cristoofar I don't relate to be any kind of expert, but from experience I can tell you that in the middle an latter part of pregnancy Most women do experience a certain, as you so nicely put it "horniness" it may be due to the rising levels of testosterone (wheres my spell check) an some other hormones present. From my experience making love to a pregnant woman (wife/partner I hope) was some of the most tender moments of my life I know I've 9 NINE children Gone fishing
  7. Is Bo still telling his tall stories That guy cracked me up Gone fishing
  8. Any thing by BLIND GARY DAVIS That guy could send shivers up a dead rats back Gone fishing
  9. Sorry,,, last time I was there there were no new buildings At perris I wasnt to keen about the dust devils The staff were fantastic Gone fishing
  10. Don't let Lob here you say that Gone fishing
  11. VERB spanish SER (IT WAS) past tense FUE Gone fishing
  12. You'd be suprised at just how many people commit adultry with thier ex wives/husbands Gone fishing
  13. I think some one should ask the question If you are married would you sleep with some one else? Gone fishing
  14. I could'nt work out the last bit you smoke/don't smoke Gone fishing
  15. (quote) 5. It limits your dating pool. I smoke, I dont want to smoke, I guess I'm weak willed It never limited my dating pool ( He says casually licking his eye brows) Gone fishing
  16. Get the next flight out to Mars an buy a smaller chute (lower gravity) Gone fishing
  17. Fashion Ha Ha Ha I'm big fat an hairy My suit's big fat an hairy My container's Fat an Hairy My chute Is way way cool man Wow is that a fashion statment??? Gone fishing
  18. Gargle with two tea spoons of salt in a glass of water but don't swallow it Gone fishing
  19. Thank God it was only chicken an not some thing really serious Like OIL Gone fishing
  20. Zep

    PORN name!

    Mines Ebanezer Guipuscoa get ya mouth around that Gone fishing
  21. The views and opinions expressed in this thread are mine an mine alone The world’s eye has once again turned to the U.S.A. It’s election time. All the badinage, All the accusations flying, Bush did this, Kerry’s gonna do that. I’m not American so it’s not too important to me which one wins. What is important to me is:- That your President elect stays on the international stage That your President elect Keeps on fighting against terrorism in all it’s forms an guises That your President elect Keeps on with the fight against drugs That your President elect Keeps on with the fight against oppression That your President elect Keeps on swallowing all the criticism that an ungrateful world throw’s at him, knowing that in his heart of hearts he has made the right an often difficult decision. (I’m talking international not domestic) Your heritage is one of guardians of the peace Other responsible nations will try to help you An one day we WILL live in peace with each other regardless of religion, race, colour or creed. May your (according to your beliefs) God bless you. Gone fishing
  22. Thats it I'm off to another forum Their is no way anybodys gonna beat that Christ an I thought I was Sick A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Gone fishing
  23. The avitar says it all Gone fishing
  24. THE muffin man?? Nooo The muffin the mule man Gone fishing
  25. Dunno I hate pretzels I'm a muffin man Gone fishing