Zep

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  1. you bunch of luny's, Ive a good mind to come and Para your bellum's I've a mission in life, convert everybody to English humour and sarcasum. Come on you know it's good for you!!!!!!! Gone fishing
  2. Thanks guys your answers we're great. So tomorrow I'll be paying for his Coffé an he'll be paying for mine Oh an for you gun enthusiasts my favourite collectors piece is the 1928 LeFransais long military model 9mm Browning Gone fishing
  3. This morning over coffé I was having an argument over what a PARABELLUM is (Context fire arm ie:9mm parabellum) I said it was the Borchart and Luger pistol and my friend says it's the type of cartridge So who's right? Gone fishing
  4. I'd take that as time for round 2 Ding Ding Gone fishing
  5. Liar! Guys love that! Only the older an more experienced guys, The young studs think you've pissed yourself. Gone fishing
  6. Wow, I've a Trans Sport, If we got them to mate I wonder what wee'd get Gone fishing
  7. Umm...no need to bury it in that far. When a guy is down there and can look up and make eye contact...well damn, that gets me HOT!! I guess I just take my eating to seriously, But I do wish you girls would give some kind of warning before you start gushing a tap on the head would be nice Gone fishing
  8. I think it's funny that guys have such a hard time finding it. I mean really, it's right there! You should know when you hit it by the look on our faces right? Yippeeeee I found it!!!!! It was there all the time. Ohh come on you girls are the worlds worst, Apart from the obvious places (clit an anus) you give us very little clues I mean if we've got our heads buried between your legs how are we ment to see your faces Gone fishing
  9. I think you'll find that at least the USN and the British navy have agreed not to use high frequency (intrusive)sonar within 50NMls of known whale breeding grounds or whale migratory routes (according to the season) For some reason killer whales (Orca) are not affected, OR so it seems, But no ruling has been made over dolphins or porpoise, More's the pity. Gone fishing
  10. Now your talking, my favourite side door exit, Gone fishing
  11. Dude, you want to be a woman? No but I'd really like to be able to experience being a woman for a day. Can you imagine the advantage I'd have over the rest of the guys. Not to mention I'd finally be able to pin down that elusive G spot Just ask her!!!!! Actually I got about six of them pinned down over the years, but my wife is on of them damm catholic girls that thinks sex is a dirty word Then when you hit the spot it's like a butterfly metamorphising in to a tiger, Oh an by the way the best spot is about 2cm in and up, just massage with a medium pressure for about 15 minutes. Am I right or am I right. Gone fishing
  12. Dude, you want to be a woman? No but I'd really like to be able to experience being a woman for a day. Can you imagine the advantage I'd have over the rest of the guys Not to mention I'd finally be able to pin down that elusive G spot Gone fishing
  13. I'd really like for just one day to be any female DZ commer just to see what it's like to be a reciever instead of a giver (sexually speaking) Gone fishing
  14. You just got kicked out of the pub, or what!!! Gone fishing
  15. Strange our local news paper gives the sofrware company as Irish Somebody getting even? Gone fishing
  16. After your apology I've deleted my post. After swimming with dolphins and playing with dolphins I found your reply flipant Gone fishing
  17. cocheese stick to sex you were better at it, you sick fuck. Gone fishing
  18. And still the human race keeps up the endless slaughter of Dolfins, Kinda makes you wonder WHO is the intelligent spieces. Gone fishing
  19. Your being robbed we can shoot Kennedy fot only $7.40, All the same while his family are alive I dont think it should be allowed. Gone fishing
  20. Shit, last time I went to Zhills over thanksgiving it snowed. You made it snow at ZHills? I did no such thing, that was back in 89 I'd just got out of the army an Florida sounded better than freezing England. But it snowed an I froze any of you guys remember zhills back in 89 it damm well snowed Gone fishing
  21. Nothing like a good Bar - B - Q Gone fishing
  22. Thats how we know its a sci-fi program It was a joke ladies.... arrgghhh a joke I said.... Not funny, your insulting the lady I love. Gone fishing
  23. Shit, last time I went to Zhills over thanksgiving it snowed. Gone fishing
  24. Hey I resemble that. Gave up women years ago, Brufen an JD are my only pleasure in life (not particuarly in that order) Gone fishing