Kramer

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  1. Search for "French Military Victories" (I'm Feeling Lucky)...that one's funny too. -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
  2. I'm f***ed. -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
  3. Yes, you're right...but can I still watch her porno? -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
  4. Wow...not to be mean or anything, but I thought this meant that Paul Simon as in Simon and Garfunkle died...phew. It still sucks that the Senator Paul Simon died, he lived a good life... -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
  5. Now that's not a bad idea. I'll really hate my chances of winning if people are asking for his autograph while we're at baggage claim. -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
  6. See if you can find the book called "Parachuting: A Skydiver's Handbook" by Dan Poynter. From what I'm told, it's like the Bible for skydivers. I read it myself a few weeks ago, and it probably had 30ish pages devoted solely to the history of skydiving. All the way from Da Vinci to today. -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
  7. I'll have you know that my fifth jump was a clear and pull that turned into a fun little five second delay after I sorta rolled on my back after exit. -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
  8. Lisa, I started playing about a year ago, you'll be amazed at how fast you learn. The hardest part of learning to play the guitar is the first month or so...if you can stick with it past that, the rest comes pretty naturally. It's a fun talent to posses...nice gift. -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
  9. You're hot, it sucks hearing you can't come up to ZHills. And yes, it is Jackie Childs. Yes, jmpn, the snowbirds do fly south. I'm hoping to fly south permanentally someday, 'cause I hate cold weather. Grr...(we did have a nice high of 49 today, which was welcomed). -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
  10. Haha...I have dug myself such a deep hole by making the "Kramer" ID on here. Honest to God I never saw you on here until after I had started posting. I'll have you all know that I am not even thinking of cutting my hair until I get down there, in hopes that I can frey it up like the real Kramer. I'll admit, I'm the underdog in this little scenario, but I'm going to do my damndest. Thanks for notifying the world so they can all come out and watch you kick my ass. See you ZHills peeps soon. -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
  11. Not to join in on the "this is a bad idea" party, buuuuut: Isn't there already a game of sorts called SkyBall? Isn't that what the freefliers call the game with the tennis ball that has a streamer thingy that they knock around during freefall? -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
  12. Kramer

    Choices

    Being a pretty hard-core republican, who has only 5 skydives, it may surprise you to know that I'm actually going to have to say the DZ.com boogie. Sure, it'd be cool to meet him, but he's just a guy like everyone else. So would I rather hang out with someone who has the same politial views as I do, or a group of people who enjoy the same sport as I do? I'm takin sports over politics anyday...sorry George. -Kramer (edit: typo) The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
  13. So who wants to take a video camera to this film, tape it for me, and upload it to skydivingmovies.com?? I'm sure I'll see it someday...it sounds pimp from what I can tell by the reviews. Enjoy. -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
  14. Picture perfect 100th for you, Angela: You wait till early January to make 100, drive up to ZHills, and sit there bored to tears as you fall through the sky watching one of my AFF jumps. Haha...just playin wich ya, have a great #100. Don't forget to tell us about it. -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
  15. MAC girls are so hot. Nice camera, it certainly beats my Vivitar 10/20. Stay away from those things! -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
  16. Haha, I know. It just cracked me up that I posted something, and you had your own ammo you could've used against me for a repost, but you used someone else's. It made me feel dumb, and made me laugh really hard, all at the same time. -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
  17. ...and a Caravan is the kind where you exit out the back, right? -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
  18. In this one, he didn't link us to his own original post, but rather someone else who reposted him. Read the thread, you'll see what I mean. -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
  19. Who wants to tell me more about this. -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
  20. 3/10 I need some training, any skychicks that want to help sharpen my eye, lemme know. -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
  21. Skiing's way too dangerous for me. I broke both of my legs in an accident four years ago. I'll just stick to skydiving, thanks. -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
  22. It sounds like someone has a small crush on you. You should buy them a tandem as a thank you for the help, see how much they wanna talk to you after that. -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
  23. I use Yahoo, I find it to be quite superior. -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
  24. Kramer

    Coming Home

    Wow, I really enjoyed reading that. Do more. -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
  25. Ask them for a plane ticket to Florida so you can do AFF sooner than 3-4 months. -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!