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Welcome to My World. That shit better warm back up by New Year's. I swear if I come all the way down there for more snow and mid-30s weather.... -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
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edited for pedophelia reference "Oops" -Bill Clinton "Things wrong with Christianity" -Billy Graham "A Pictoral History of My Breasts With Captions" -Britney Spears -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
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You disappoint me weegegirl!! YELLOW!! -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
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(I have a feeling I'm walking into a huge trap here....but it sounds fun). Screw you! Yellow! -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
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I have three exams today...so I'm in a pretty serious mood, so maybe I didn't get the joke. And (I realize your post wasn't directed entirely at me), but I would like to say that I have never "Blindly followed George Bush". I do not consider myself to be a Republican, a Democrat, or anything for that matter. I think labeling yourself with a political party, just sets yourself up to blindly follow that party. With that being said, I do like President Bush, and I do wish for him to be re-elected...but never have I blindly followed the man. I challenge his views just as often as I agree with him (ie: I do not think Saddam Hussein should be put to death...Bush does). -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
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The man has really bad taste in movies. No kidding!! What a horrible President. Weren't you the one who said that you didn't think Clinton's affair was any of the public's business?? ...and you now have the balls to criticize the movies President Bush plans to see with his wife over the holidays? Kinda sad... -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
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Really? I thought I learned a lot from him. *Always cut away under 400 feet *Wearing a rig is optional *If you want to try a birdman suit for your first jump, go ahead *BASE is easy *The lower you pull, the better chance your chute has of opening without a mal ...seemed like a pretty smart guy to me. Do not heed ANY of the above advice...this post was a joke....thanks. -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
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Biggest a**hole on these message boards. Who's chopchop? Haha...on a seroius note: I like his posts, and I've talked to him on AIM before, which was fun, 'cause he knows a lot about skydiving. No qualms with coffeecup. Edit: Coffeecup?!? -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
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For some reason, I kinda like it when people clap. Maybe not during the movie...but when it's over, and the credits start, and people start clapping...I think that's pretty cool. *Contemplates deleting...accident hits post rep The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
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Hehehe...God bless a good Clinton joke before bedtime. Nice find Billy. ...on that note, goodnight. -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
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Good for you flygirl. Keep at it. Working out is quite possibly the best thing you can do for yourself. Work out religiously for six months, look at yourself in the mirror, and then tell me it wasn't worth it. (PS: You're gorgeous no matter what you do). -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
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Heck yes. They can strip me down to my bones when I'm dead...and even use the bones if they want. IMHO: Our human bodies are just tools that our mind uses to live out it's wishes. Once our mind is dead...what good is the body anymore? Someone else can have it if they need it. -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
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Wow...that's pretty awesome that he has the balls to stand up to the UN like that. Good for him...I can't help but agree. -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
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Yeah, I understand that much...I just wasn't sure what the definition of "Pooh-Bah" was. -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
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You win. Thanks. (Kinda wanted to know what it means before I become one). 'Nother question, is there a post count that you can hit where you make up your own custom title? -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
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Let's play a game: First person to explain to me what "Pooh-Bah" is wins! -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
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High: Throwing a couple down playing basketball tonight. Low: Realizing that the nice girl I met the other day that I have a big crush on now...has a boyfriend!! -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
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I was thinking more along the lines of telling the girl down the hall that she "looks nice today". -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
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Am I the only one who thinks chocolate kind of tastes like poison? *Puts up force-field to keep girls from cutting my balls off* -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
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...and as soon as you figure how to do that for real, let me know. Funny dream. It made me laugh...easy on that alcohol. -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
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By the title of this thread, I thought you were going to be asking about something much different than a Monte Carlo. -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
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some pic from the skydive wayne county xmas party
Kramer replied to skygod7777's topic in The Bonfire
Sweet pics. Looks like you guys have a good time. I'm gonna have to come over there and jump this spring. -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!! -
Yep...1000 mg of Vitamin C every morning. Haven't been sick since I started taking C. Give 'er a shot. -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
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lowbie says she don't need no steenking cypress...
Kramer replied to pds's topic in Safety and Training
I remember reading on these forums once about a guy who hit his head on the plane when he exited. He woke up in a tree a halfhour later. No AAD...he'd be dead. His story is here. Maybe if you shared it with your friend it might make them think twice about not wanting a CYPRES. -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!! -
But...but Lisa...you're in the best state in the union now. I understand you're homesick...it's not a fun feeling. But as Blind Melon would say "you've got to do your best to decorate this dying day". No idea what I just said...but the moral of the story is: