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[replyI hope they do not think anyone is doubting them. I just don't know what to believe. There seems to be nobody in charge of this answering questions. It all seems like a middle man having to find out answers. Hell he does not even sound like he knows what is really going on. Dude Excuse me Bloke take a chill pill. Business is business, that doesn't make it right it is what it is. A lot of skydivers don't/won't go to the WFFC because their "To Busy" read between the lines mate Have you considered trying to sell your airplane ticket on Ebay, or even better sell it to one of your mates R.I.P.

Let us pray my children and don't forget to vote R.I.P.

Hi John Not sure how many child rapes go unreported Especially the ones that happen at home. Dads uncles, bro's, cousins, grand dads etc. Some families are in denial (kids lying) or don't want to see the bread winner go to jail. Anyone know who raped Oprah winfrey as a kid.? she didn't come out of that closet until recently. Just another dirty little secret. Wife abuse/rape used to be unheard of. Not anymore. Offical Stats are just that, don't make em right. R.I.P.

Our's 6" if we fold it in half It's so big we half to tuck it into our boots or tie it around our ankle. It is 10....... CM. It's so big a horse would hide in shame I'm not telling because you can't handle it baby. Etc etc R.I.P.

Hi WM The only place bragging about size is might work, is in cyber space. the only problem would be in cyber space, no telling what your bragging to. Lots of folks can talk the talk, but how many can walk the walk. I'm a guy so I don't have a clue. R.I.P.

He name is Ted Mayfield. Jerry Hi Jerry Thought so, just didn't want to get it wrong and get sued for slander. At LP ted got us and another guy to help push his plane back to park it for the night. The other dude and us were at the oil covered tail joking about that was as close as we ever wanted to get to that airplane again. Never went to Teds DZ but from reading the accident reports, grapevine etc he was a one of kind DZO. R.I.P.

Hi JL You'r getting older like the rest of us. I think the past generation is always trying is always going WTF with the new generation. Now we got cyber space and digital camera's so .... the new wave is just more "outstanding". No problemo the new generation of today will become the old one of yesterday and saying WTF with the young ones coming behind them R.I.P.

SheidanWasn't that whats his names plane The DZO who got sent to jail due to jump related "injuries" at his DZ. We saw that POS at LP. Damn at the time I think due to the field elevation the poor bird had a tough time getting to 9500' agl For some reason lots of folks at the Boogie wouldn't manifest for it. The westwind (Trey at Molla) OTOH was a sweet plane. Ditto for the one at Eloy that was at LP. R.I.P.

What about the girls with the adams apple R.i.P.

Read the waiver you signed at the DZ in question

Right..... But your in florida the land of sun shine, and have A.C. We're in the opposite corner of the US. It never even reached 90 F last summer.

Ditto their websight shows Logo of drinking & Logo of danceing = "Logo of Love" R.I.P.

105 North of you we're only in the mid 90's Wouldn't be to bad if we had AC OTOH we had 4 drownings over the weekend due to folks hitting the swimming hole trying to keep cool. How about you all? R.I.P.

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Actually it will be. I get to fuck w/ TSA and the Federal Air Marshalls. TSA gets pissed(tired) of going thru my luggage every time I go out to have a smoke Then there is always one or two air marshalls sitting in the bars w/ a full beer they never drink w/ dark shades on looking around. I always offer to drink their beer for them. They are SO easy to pick out. O SHIT did I divulge a state secret? My Boss (the wife) just returned from a flight. Big Dude in a suit starts using his cell phone will waiting for plane to pull into a skyway. Flt attendent told him, than the SM told him, than the pilot told him. The dude was a big boy and stands up but finally gives his phone to the pilot. After the plane pulls into the skyway the doors stay closed. Eventually they open and when the wife exits(Last) the Big boy who couldn't wait to use his cell phone is standing at the skyway hooked up, surrounded by cops. Wonder if the cell phone call was worth it or in hind sight the dude should have waited until the plane pulled into the gate. The bigger they are the harder they fall. . R.I.P.

Hi Cloudi After seeing David Leeif Brandal's name posted here with this unresolved issue would you as a gear dealer do business with this person before the canopy issue is resolved? Bad boy..... What you going to do.

Or just lock it.

No IMO smart doesnt mean a college education just like strong doesn't mean a weight lifter. A Hi maintenance women would scare the hell out of me. she just has to be a go dog (have her shit together) instead of a show dog. Thats why we've been married for 31 yr's to a carpenter. Some waitresses are hot, some rocket scientists are not It's all in the attitude. BTW How tall are you R.I.P. R.I.P.

What the fuck does that mean? Who are you? Scott Lutz? Scratch head, Scratch Butt, Scratch head, Scratch Butt, KISS (keep it simple stupid to self)

The beer trap the wife uses is a plastic pop bottle cut in half with the top half (neck end) inside the bottom half. Then she lays the bottle on it's side with the beer for bait. I guess the theory is the slugs smell the beer crawl inside the wide end of the bottle exit thru the neck into the bottom half, drink the beer and then the slugs can't reach the neck to get back out. The only downside is you got to check the traps and keep adding some inexpensive beer as required. The pet friendly non toxic slug bait is $$$$. R.I.P.

Hi KM We live in the PNW and use plastic pop bottles with a little beer in them to attract and kill the slugs. Trust me it works Our neighbor's use the labor intensive method and go slug hunting thru their flower beds and garden early in the morning, and use std non toxic, cost effective methods to kill the destructive parasites and still keep it interesting. BB gun Compression (shoe or shoeless, rocks) Salt fire decapatation (shovel, hoe, snippers) After the neighbors morning workout they log the # of slugs that have been "relocated", for bragging rights. Good luck R.I.P.

Gotta love the grapevine David, DAVID, listen up, "Bad Boy, Bad boy, what you going do when they come for you. You just got listed on skydiving's version of AMW, you won't be able to hide.

Psssst... P.S. Most everything will be managed over there so I can keep everything in one spot. Hi Top Hat You the man

Hi FF Yes they do It's a dirty little secrete of skydiving after you spend the big $$$$ the folks that made the $$$$ money off you are to busy with someone else with the big $$$$. Jumping is no longer the way it was, it's now the way it is, either suck it up or get out.Some of us got out others have decided the way to get their fix is to eat their young. This isn't universal yet but it will be. The next time you go some place you need to check it out befor you get there. Your experience isn't anything new it was just the first time it happened to you so....... you know what that means BEER R.I.P.

Thanks for the info. We had no idea. Can you tell we haven't spent much time around the little ones. Being a good parent is a hard job and We weren't sure we'd be up to the task. In hind sight I was right . R.I.P.