mrwrong

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  1. You're just plain and simple sick!!!! I had to get up at 4 this morning to travel to a customer. Due to ferry schedules and other stuff I couldn't go yesterday. Now 12½ hours later I'm a total wreck..... I think I have to strap on the running shoes and run a couple of miles just to be able to stay awake for a couple of hours more when I can get into bed without feeling weak and silly “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  2. You have to buy beer.... a 24 pcs case of beer “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  3. Atleast one DZ in Sweden has banned farting in the plane if tandem are present “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  4. This thread ain't big enough for the rest of us “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  5. Taken from the manual: Freefall alarm sounds: 1st warning: One 3 second pulsating alarm if vertical airspeed exceeds 13 m/sec at preset altitude. Sound sequence: Pulsating, low repetition 2nd warning: One 4 second pulsating alarm if vertical airspeed exceeds 13 m/sec at preset altitude. Sound sequence: Pulsating, high repetition 3rd warning: Siren alarm as long as vertical airspeed exceeds 29 m/sec at or below the preset altitude. Sound sequence: High pitch continuous siren “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  6. Despite all the naughtiness there is still a serious side to me.
  7. Exactly.... If you don't let it out in some form it's going to eat you alive inside out. I can see how many people find this joking very offensive, especially if they who hear the joke is on the other end (lost someone cloce etc). But it's basically just a way to survive and get past all the shit that you have to deal with. I'm one of the folks that almost never is confronted with horrible stuff. And yes, I'm very thankful for that. Sooner or later I know I'm going to lose frinds in this sport, but I'll deal with it then and there. [Edit to add] So you have gotten rid of most of the bottled up "naughtyness" now and are up for some serious discussions as well “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  8. Naaahhhh..... Try hanging out with some hospital folks for a while.... Specially ER, ICU and Anesthesia folks.... They are way "worse" than skydivers when it comes to joking about death. “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  9. Priceless!!!! “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  10. Yeah I can see that.... But it's still a HUGE lion.... Retracted claws or not..... I'd be standing atleast 2½ meters away from the bars But I agree that it's an awsome display of affection..... “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  11. Wooohaaa..... I'd both piss AND shit my pants if a lion grabbed me by the neck like that... Cute story though..
  12. You poor bastard Melatonin... A friend of min bought those in FL during a vacation. He gave me a couple one time when I had injured my neck and I couldn't sleep..... Gadaaaamn.... They were good Knocked me the fuck out and I slept like a child all night... Got some complaints about heavy snoring though... But that wasn't MY problem “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  13. It's gotta be something really wrong with you!!!! The human body isn't supposed to function @ 03:45..... My guess isn't crack.... It's speed Anyway.... Cheers *rasing my coffie mug*
  14. Whatever you do, don’t forget the shoulder pads, the loafers with them tassel thingies and the Limahl hair style “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  15. mrwrong

    Life of Sex

    Been there done that..... Life became quite "numbing" when every relationship was all about sex and nothing else... I admit, it was fun for 1½ year, after that.... Not so much.... Life is a complicated puzzle where every piece has it's place and remove a piece and the puzzle will not be complete.... just my $.02.....
  16. That's cool!!! “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  17. Phil Spector “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  18. +1 “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  19. No rain or ugly looking clouds for over a week now..... “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  20. Hmmmm, I guess if you want free stuff you have to go the pirate, in a bay, dot org... I'm NOT telling you to, just pointing out the existance... “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  21. Gongrats mate... Now try to be a good boy for awhile ok???? Em ehhhhh... Who am I trying to fool here???? “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  22. No, the real reson for this is that we don't have time to spend with whuffo friends, except from off season. Most whuffo friends can't take that.... “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  23. Tried it out. If the vCard is a part of your signature it will always be attached as a file also. You can however delete the attachment before the e-mail is sent out... Tools --> Options --> Mail format --> Signatures Delete the Business card from signature if you dont want to have it as a part of the signature. That's how it works for my pop3 account. Do you work with special forms for this? Is this maybe some sort of domain policy setting? (if it's your work e-mail) “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!