mrwrong

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  1. Best one has to be moosehead - *plus* it's a Canadian beer
  2. Speaking of .... Since this is my first moose collision (and I lived to tell the tale)..... I'm buying beers at the local DZ nex time I'm there... Will try to get one of those moose related beers “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  3. Hell yeah.... If I get to choose I'll take a whole pack of deers any freaking day of the week!!!! “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  4. 'Moose' is also slang for an unattractive woman, so it always makes me giggle too because it's so offensive! I think it's UK-specific slang though - am I right? yea thats UK-specific... Here we call unatractive women "cows" LOL LisaH wont be happy about that! BTW, cows have beautiful eyes.. You Suck-UP!!!! “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  5. I KNOW!!!!! Scary fucking shit girl.... Thanx for the kind Swedish words U take care too, alright???
  6. Just got back home from picking up some stuff from the car.... Sorry for the bad quality, don't have any proper digital camera so I had to use the cell phone As you all can se I managed to hit the moose with the left side of the car.... Where I was sitting.... Thank all holy things in the world that I was alone in the car..... “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  7. Well I 'heard' that you make most of them sick, so you're 1/2 way there ....... mate ............. “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  8. Who doesn't??????? “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  9. Since you fit in so well with them other Smutketeers she's just afraid that she should also being considered sick perverted and silly..... And it's the silly part that she dread the most That's why mate “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  10. ..in good company! Hell yeah!!!! “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  11. Heeeey... It takes more guts to say no Or was that saying no to sex???? “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  12. Well you're a sick perverted silly little man... “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  13. Thanx..... Priceless “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  14. Its only a flesh wound *giving Amazon a high-5*.... Exactly.... Only a flesh wound “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  15. You ass hole!! Naaah I guess I have to let you ride this thing for awhile... It's on me..... Heeeeyyy.... This is my first moose killed... I guess that means “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  16. You're fucking killing me bro!!! Cheers mate... I'm getting drunk tonight!! “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  17. Smart ass!!!! “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  18. I'm gonna post photos of the car later man..... Yep it did as you put it, find me well [Edit to add] No Bry... I wasn't driving a Volvo this time.... A VW Passat.... “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  19. Congrats old man!!! “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  20. Yeah I know... Going to buy a lottery ticket tomorrow morning.... Tragic about the 19 year old girl.. Naaah, moose isn't that tasty... And by law here the killed animal belongs to the land owner where it dies... “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  21. Yep..... I killed a moose toninght.... It completely smashed my windshield and I got away fucking easy... The ONLY injury is that index to pinky fingers on my left hand was cut by the windshield when it came flying into the passenger compartment.... And since I have learned from the best here at The Bonfire I even remembered to doucument my injury when I was sitting in the ER... I didn't think of taking pictures of the moose and car before the ambulance came and picked me up though... Sorry for that... But I'll take pics of the car tomorrow... And yes I know I'm supposed to be happy even to be alive.... There must be an angel on my shoulder (and a devil in my head)
  22. Woooohoooo... It's Thursday!!!! Tomorrow is Friday folks.... That means that (most of us) don't have to go to work Ohh yeah, gooood morning to ya all... Here it's not so much morning though... Lunch just done and tonight is another board meeting at the local DZ... “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  23. Naaahh.. I had a pretty good idea about what I was getting myself into, or atleast I thought so He told me that it wasn't going to be nice but it HAD to be done!! I'm not at all thinking he should have backed off, he even gave me some pauses so I could get my breathing back to normal again.. But thanx for clearing up the difference between deep tissue and connective tissue massage.... I knew all along there has to be a difference.... No sane person can enjoy what I went through today “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!