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  1. http://www.ocregister.com/news/air-356706-police-cessna.html Since we let the local cops use our union hall "FOR FREE" do you think they'll let us jump outta it "FOR FREE"? Free my ass. We the taxpayers paid for it.(And my union dues) SC 321. Since I'm banned for life from SC enjoy the discussion. I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.
  2. Not me. I bought some " Amnesia" from the pot store last week. Smoked some and got amnesia. Still looking for that expensive 1/8 oz. I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.
  3. http://www.donandsons.com/ourwine/smokingloon/ MOMS' DEAD. MIGHT AS WELL TOAST HER. God bless all the good mothers out there. I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.
  4. Thats a shame that we cant speak freely on the internet. He should change his business practices if he doesnt want people dogging his DZ. I'm living at the casino at Primm ,Nv. a few mins. from Jean working on a solar plant. I stopped in last week to check it out. She told me have your own gear and 60 bucks a pop for a fun jump. Bad vibes from the min. I walked in the door. Just my opinion. I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.
  5. Are we in the womens forum? I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.
  6. I'm flying into Jville Sat. morn. Cousin has a house just south of Palatka but no car. Can anybody hook me up w/ a ride to the DZ? Thanks, Kevin I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.
  7. I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg." I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!! At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse. My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet. Went for my routine checkup today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my butt! Do you think I should change dentists? A wife says to her husband you're always pushing me around and talking behind my back. He says what do you expect? You're in a wheel chair. I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You're obviously not listening". The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So, I have been to the thrift shop to get all of her clothes back. At the Senior Citizens Center they had a contest the other day. I lost by one point: The question was: Where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently the correct answer was Africa !!! One of the other questions that I missed was to name one thing commonly found in cells. It appears that Mexicans is not the correct answer either. There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in our shopping center, but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some of the new bomber jackets. You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools. A buddy of mine has just told me he's getting it on with his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a mustache." Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on Facebook. I said, "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next thing I know 4,000 f....g Muslims have added me as a friend!! Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regular people-porn, you sick bastard. The Red Cross have just knocked at our door and asked if we could help towards the floods in Pakistan . I said we would love to, but our garden hose only reaches the driveway. I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.
  8. Oxycontin,oxycodone and hydro codone are quite helpful after you femur in.
  9. I can't. I think one of you mods banned me for life. Will ya unban me when I let you jump out of my new airplane? I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.
  10. Karma. That's what happens when you try to make more bucks off cheap chinese labor. Fuck him you mean like EVERY multi national company on the planet? Stop dragging facts into the BF. http://blogginoutman.blogspot.com/2010/04/steve-jobs-is-asshole.html I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.
  11. http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=davis+mothan+airplane+graveyard&view=detail&mid=CB130FEE7493D5FBC5B4CB130FEE7493D5FBC5B4&first=0&FORM=LKVR2 I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.
  12. Karma. That's what happens when you try to make more bucks off cheap chinese labor. Fuck him I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.
  13. My two ex wifes live a couple miles apart in Orlando, Fl. If there is a god?
  14. I was going to post it earlier. Bandit jump? Fuck the USPA. I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.
  15. Go to Texas. Or Socal if you like it in the 100's I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.
  16. Rick Perry and Co. looking for votes? I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.
  17. Tell them to send you a new Caravan as down payment. I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.
  18. Quote...you heard that was about love? [/reply http://www.vh1.com/video/j-geils-band/129698/love-stinks.jhtml Or my sig line I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.
  19. I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.
  20. Looks like lab/ pit to me. I have a 4 yr. old yellow lab. I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.
  21. Nope, but I can understand why you'd ask. Just had an inappropriately bitchy day. The "stupid whuffos" genre gets under my skin sometimes. I had that problem for about 2 years once. I think I got life. They won't tell me tho. I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.
  22. akarunway

    Hair drug tests

    http://www.ipassedmydrugtest.com/hair_drug_test_FAQ.aspPretty sad this is what it's come to. You wanna take a puff in the evening to unwind and relax after a hard days work and it could cost your job and freedom. Let's get drunk instead. Yeah, that's the ticket. I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.
  23. That's a good dinner dude. WTF? I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.
  24. Don't forget them thar scrumcious gator tail and backstraps. I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.