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Just as long as it doesn't involve fish popping out of my ass I'll give it a whirl! ROTFLMAO. YUR killing me.. Handcuff em spread eagaled to the bed and shave em w/ ALOT of oil is the best I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.
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I moved out of a apt. in So Cal. last month because of drug dealing, gunfire all the time, one guy killed. and they wanted to jack up my rent 20 percent. I lived there for TWO years and put up w/ all BS best I could. I just got a letter at my new place. They want a couple hundred dollars to paint the walls and clean the carpets or they are going to put a collection agency on me. LOL. Isn't that normal wear and tear? Fuckin bastards. They will give the welfareites free rent till they have to evict the none paying bastards. RANT OVER I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.
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"Square meal " comes from the square plates the food was served on on British Navel vessels I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.
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The History Channel says the men of the British Navy weren't allowed shore leave (so they wouldn't go AWOL) so in port the women were allowed to set up camp on the ship. Labor was beween two cannons and a shot was fired to help induce it. SON OF A GUN. SNOPES anyone I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.
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My dryer is going to be in about 1000 pieces in your front yard when I come come isn't it? I now have this image of you with a cutting torch and welding machine working on my dryer in your front yard, with a a beer in one hand and scratching your head with the other while things are smoking aand the grass is on fire. ===================================================================== LMFAO I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.
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Fuckin A. They wanted video of ME FEMURING IN.. Laughing all the way.(to the hospital) I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.
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WRONG close tho I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.
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Where did the terms "son of a gun" and "square meal" come from? I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.
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Go up on your roof, wait for a big gust and pull your reserve. See where you land ============A true Forida skydiver. Balls to the wall baby I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.
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Pirates If any man shall offer to run away, or keep any secret from the company, he shall be marooned with one bottle of powder, one bottle of water, one small arm and shot. I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.
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red ink scares kids......give me a break
akarunway replied to bodypilot90's topic in Speakers Corner
So..what's next?, they're gonna start coloring new born's and toddlers blood purple so when they have a boo-boo is not shocking? ///////////////////////////// I was hoping the GOVT. would get rid of RED INK AND RED TAPE I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. -
chess clan at REDHOTPAWN.com> Pirates < If any man shall offer to run away, or keep any secret from the company, he shall be marooned with one bottle of powder, one bottle of water, one small arm and shot. I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.
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I'm stuck in So Cal. From Fla. I'd rather have the hurricanes(partys). At least you KNOW it coming. . My buddy in Melbourne is battoning down the hatches as we speak(so to say) I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.
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of my last wife. LOL Frustrated chimp takes up smoking Feili has begun imitating her spectators Sexual frustration has driven a mild-mannered chimpanzee to take up smoking and spitting, according to China's Xinhua news agency. Feili, 13, has turned from a "gentle girl" into a "shrew", said Liu Bing, the director of her zoo in Zhengzhou, central Henan province. Mr Liu said Feili's partner at the zoo was 28 years her senior, and was unable "to meet her sexual demands". Feili was not addicted to nicotine, he said, but was just imitating tourists. However, she does appear to be quite keen on smoking - and has been known to resort to desperate measures to get what she wants. Xinhua reported that Feili became excited when she saw a visitor light up a cigarette, and grew impatient when they showed no sign of giving it to her. It quoted one boy visiting the zoo as saying: "Just now a tourist threw a cigarette butt to just outside the cage - she tried to get the butt with a stick." I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.
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I told him try to take the weapon away if possible. If any threat shoot to kill in a heartbeat regardlessa of age. My old man told me he had to bomb Red Cross buildings and churches in Nam. Just like the mosques(sp?). Them bastards hide behind any thing they can. War is Hell. Colateral damage unfortunatly goes along w/ it My 2 cents. I AM NOT AN INSTRUCTOR I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.
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THE MEDIA and the war in Iraq. I have been playing online chess w/ a 22 yr. old Marine being deployed to Iraq in Jan. He says the media has gotten a bud of his hurt and that they are being issued OLD army gear and kids are running around w/ AK's. He asked me what does he do. Shoot the kids. I gave my answer but I'd like some other thought on this. P.S. My response came from a military upbringing I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.
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AMAZON broke the US women's speed skydiving record!
akarunway replied to ACMESkydiver's topic in The Bonfire
That's fuckin cool. Congrads. Gear and clothing? I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. -
I'm fro"Howdy, I'm from Texas....what country are y'all from?" ___________________________________ I'm from FLORIDA stuck in NEW Mexico>Ca. I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.
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>How the hell did that person deal with that, I would be very > interested to know? In general, the best approach is going to be to deploy normally and then cross your arms for deployment. Trying to re-thread a chest strap in freefall is one of those things that seems easy but just might take the rest of your life. ///////////////////////////////////I've had it happen three times on RENTAL gear properly routed. Twice on the same rig. I tied a fucking knot in that fucker . The other I never would jump again after this happening 3 times. I did reach w/ my right hand and make it my chest strap and deployed immediatly. Scary shit. I am not an instructor. Your mileage may vary I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.
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I an not a steer OR a queer so I can't help.. Sorry. Aggie. Couldn't help myself I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.
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I landed out on 8/7 and hit an apple tree. I tried to land on the dirt road in an apple orchard. Not my best decision. I posted about it in Incidents. I broke my cheek bone, eye socket, blew out the floor of my eye and broke my nose. And I was wearing a full face. OUCH! To add insult to injury, the very first thing they gave me to eat when I was stabilized in the hospital was apple sauce. I could not eat solid food and they did not know what kind of tree I hit. I laughed so hard when the brought it in. And a big thanks to all my friends who sent me apple pies, apple juice, apple jam, apple sauce, home made apple ice cream and for the one wonderful person who brought my hard cider. .....................................................Omg I'm laughing so hard. I was gonna take a tree a few years back. I opted for a LOW turn and FEMURDIN. I was asking the parameds if I could jump outta the chopper on the flight to the hospital. Fucking skydivers. LOL. Good luck in your recovery I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.
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Holy fuck. Glad he/she can't swoop I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.
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Anybody see Laws of Attraction? I laughed myself to tears last nite I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.
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A GOOD movie I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.
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"She's alive. The snake is dead" ROFL What movie? I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.