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    I guess you should've hid a bottle under your bed for a snowy day. Drinking, however, will give you a hangover, not to mention many possible things to regret. Of course, it does provide a load of entertainment for those of us who abstain. bite me. Scars remind us that the past is real
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    stupid human trix.... Scars remind us that the past is real
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    To me, darling girl, you'll always be a kid. Say hi to Jumper03. He's going to do trix. hang on, let me go get the tequila. Scars remind us that the past is real
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    Just entertain the kid, willya? I was tired last night or I wouldn't have missed that. rl I can do trix. Scars remind us that the past is real
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    there's not a huge wasp on her neck is there? Scars remind us that the past is real
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    yeah - it's been one of those days....many days like this and I'd be a basket case....
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    remind me sometime to tell you about my dream of landing in a sit with no canopy out. I was all "HIIIIYAAAAAA!!!!" and I can't even sit fly..... Scars remind us that the past is real
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    True....but it wasn't Cronenberg, ya know? *whooosh* ten feet over....at least. Scars remind us that the past is real
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    already done wasn't it? The Puppet Masters? Scars remind us that the past is real
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    ditto. hang in there Lesley. Scars remind us that the past is real
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    Mabye you can use the extra time to work on your teaching skills.... Scars remind us that the past is real
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    wow, you're momming all over the place this morning. Scars remind us that the past is real
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    WOOHOOO!!! Way to go. Wish my students would do that good and if he had the hots for you, he would have failed you then sent an email asking if you wanted a better grade. you get more responses that way Scars remind us that the past is real
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    fucking engineers... Scars remind us that the past is real
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    Yes everyone has flaws. The wife asked for 12 things he would change. Its our individual flaws that make us unique. Its the flaws we love. If everyone was perfect - where's the fun in that? I'd just go to Wal-mart to pick up a perfect mate at a good price. So the guy was honest - he didn't say she had no flaws - just there was nothing he wanted to change. Now that my friends is one way to define true love. Scars remind us that the past is real
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    wimp. At the peak of my addiction I was going through abot 6 pots a day and not the cheap, weak crap either - we're talking cowboy coffee - boil it til it floats a horseshoe. Scars remind us that the past is real
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    hmph. looks like I won't be turning ANYone on in this thread.... Scars remind us that the past is real
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    Ummm.....no. You guys would love to know what we do in the bathroom together, wouldn't you? didn't two carolina panthers cheerleaders get caught in the bathroom....ah..nevermind... Scars remind us that the past is real
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    Totally and unequivocally agreed. rl ditto. If he keeps up this monkey business about a threesome, then he'll soon be playing solitaire.... Scars remind us that the past is real
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    Muslims do nice things to clean up! Like remove 2000 year old bhuddist statues that were cluttering up the Afghan landscape... Scars remind us that the past is real
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    even worse than dead squirrels in the trash can??? Scars remind us that the past is real
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    Then whats with the mullet? Scars remind us that the past is real
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    how about a NSFW? Scars remind us that the past is real
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    or if you could get the penguins to wear the waffles in provocative ways that would be cool too. Scars remind us that the past is real
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    Are you scared of Thomas' English Muffins, too? YES! and penguins. I got bit by a penguin. Then feed the waffles to the penguins. solve two problems with one solution. Scars remind us that the past is real