jumper03

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  1. There are mor pressing matters!!! I caught a glimpse of my own ass in the mirror th other day and though - wow - I have no ass.... Friday mornign at the gym - i was goig to the locker room for my showre and i guess cardio rehab class must have let out cuz the locker room was full of old guys...and it hit me.... I HAVE OLD WHITE MAN'S ASS!!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! so the hell wit belly-offf contest - i need to get some butt back there!!! Thats my goal! Scars remind us that the past is real
  2. I don't drunk post either. Scars remind us that the past is real
  3. she don't know me vewy well do she??? Are you flirting with me??? You don't know ME either ... keep that in mind ... I know ME!!! Scars remind us that the past is real
  4. I will but I'm guessing there's someone out that that knows you've had at least three drinks! Three??? THREE?!?!?! Of COURSE!! But if you can find anyone that has seen me nekkid - I'll kiss your ass.... Does it count if it happens in LP ... and it's me?? she don't know me vewy well do she??? Scars remind us that the past is real
  5. I will but I'm guessing there's someone out that that knows you've had at least three drinks! Three??? THREE?!?!?! Of COURSE!! But if you can find anyone that has seen me nekkid - I'll kiss your ass.... Scars remind us that the past is real
  6. Sure ya will ... uh huh ... riiiiiight ... 'Shell ayup. ask around
  7. Oh I'll keep my clothes on and just have a drink or two.
  8. I'll keep that in mind for the meeting I have this afternoon - I've been piling up sarcasm all week for this one... Scars remind us that the past is real
  9. glad to hear I'm not the only one that names my vehicles.... Scars remind us that the past is real
  10. 2004 VW Golf GLS TDI (47 mpg with this one!!) 2004 Chevy 2500 HD Scars remind us that the past is real
  11. *whacks the freak in the knee* Leave Harry potter alone or I'll Bat boogey hex you!! Scars remind us that the past is real
  12. A little GOILER in training??? Scars remind us that the past is real
  13. I think this means the motion carries. She's coming to visit BFE... Southwest has cheeeeeep flights from Hartford to RDU.... Scars remind us that the past is real
  14. BUY???? The job is yours for the asking! Scars remind us that the past is real
  15. said it before and I'll say it again - by god I'd have my electron microprobe if I won that money.
  16. ****BIG HUG***** for the birthday girl. always come visit us down here in BFE. Scars remind us that the past is real
  17. jumper03

    Coffee

    I had gevalia in my baby bottles.... Scars remind us that the past is real
  18. Hear him! Hear him!! Personally I thought the book blew chunks. There may have been a good message in there, but Rand is the first person I have read that can say in 45 words something a good writer could say with 4. I found her style to be dry and really unenjoyable to read. So I never got a message. Scars remind us that the past is real
  19. Go big or go home. Scars remind us that the past is real
  20. BWHAHHAHAHA I resemble that remark! Scars remind us that the past is real
  21. jumper03

    BOO!

    You coming for a visit? Are you driving? If your car won't make it, I've got one for sale... Scars remind us that the past is real
  22. FIDO Scars remind us that the past is real
  23. If you fuck 'em, you'll get in for sure. BTW, glad you're back. Did you apply at FSU???????? Scars remind us that the past is real
  24. They are very curious animals, very sociable but no back bone. They'll run if you go "BOO!" Unless they are rabid - then get in the house and start shooting them. Scars remind us that the past is real
  25. Scars remind us that the past is real