mardigrasbob

I see uranus!

Does Batman/Charles Bronson viglante fantasies count. Like killing O.J. and all the scum killers and rapists that beat the system. Listen you f*%kers, you screwheads, here is a man who would not take it anymore, a man who stood up against the scum againts the c@^ts, the dogs the shit. Here is a man who stood up. Now I see this clearly. My whole life is pointed in one direction. There never has been a choice for me. I gotta get in shape now. Too much sitting is ruining my body. Too much abuse is going on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight. Hey, I'm not square, you're the one square. Your full of shit, man. What are you talking about? You walk out with those fuckin' creeps and low-lifes and degenerates out on the streets and you sell your little pussies for nothing, man? For some low-life pimp who stands in the hall? And I'm square? You're the one square, man. I don't go screwing fuck with bunch of killers and junkies like you do. You call that hip? What world are you from?

Al-Jazeera TV reports it has received a message from a group claiming to have killed U.S. Army Pfc. Matt Maupin. CNN working to confirm. www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/meast/06/28/iraq.main/index.html www.pownetwork.org/gulfII/maupin.htm

Fontneau & Thibideaux were sitting on the dock. They see Beaudeaux heading out in his piroque. Fontneau & Thibideaux: Hey Beaudeaux where you go? Beaudeaux: Duck hunt'n Fontneau & Thibideaux: How you go duck hunt'n Beaudeaux you ain' gotno gun?! Beaudeaux; don' neeno gun, got duck tape! Fontneau & Thibideaux: Oh, Beaudeaux you craz' That night Beaudeaux comes back with hundreds of ducks! Next morning Fontneau & Thibideaux were sitting on the dock. They see Beaudeaux heading out again in his piroque. Fontneau & Thibideaux: Hey Beaudeaux where you go? Beaudeaux: Nutria hunt'n Fontneau & Thibideaux: How you go nutria hunt'n Beaudeaux you ain' gotno gun?! Beaudeaux: don' neeno gun, got nutria sweet! Fontneau & Thibideaux: Oh, Beaudeaux you craz' That night Beaudeaux comes back with nutria pelts stacked up to his eyes. Next morning Fontneau & Thibideaux were siiting on the dock. They see Beaudeaux heading out again in his piroque, this time with a bunch of pussywillow. Fontneau & Thibideaux: Wait up Beaudeaux we go wit ya!

How the hell does a Coloradonite know about nutria? ----------

No it's a Gerebil! urbanlegends.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http://www.well.com/user/cynsa/newbutt.html -------------

yes. talk about being at the way wrong place at the way wrong time. Whoa!! His backpack came off and got rolled over on. Walk it off! Pain is temporary; video is for ever! --------------

Yeah, and your S.S.A.N. was only supposed to be only used for your retirement account. Never invite the government in, cause they never know when to leave. ---------

I've been saving these for this moment!! -----------

Proof that the system works! The Presidents' job is to 'protect' the country. Under our form of democracy, he is only 1/3 of the government. If in the event that the President goes too far. The Congress and the Supreme Court are there to 'check and balance' his authority. What a Country! While I feel that the court's decision weakened our defense; it was the right thing to do. America must show the world that we care about the rights of the individual. The Supreme Court has shown today that America cares even for the human rights of scumbag terrorists baby killers. President Bush is doing everything he can to protect us and I trust his motives. He cannot do as he pleases, which is a good thing, the next man or woman in his job may not have honorable motives. 'We the people' of the USA are living in the greatest Democracy ever and today; nine old farts in robes proved it to world! ---- www.archives.gov/national_archives_experience/constitution.html ----

Just in case anybody cares:www.halliburton.com/about/history.jsp ---------------

Ruling in the case of American-born detainee Yaser Esam Hamdi, Justice Sandra Day O'Connor said the court has "made clear that a state of war is not a blank check for the president when it comes to the rights of the nation's citizens." www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/06/28/scotus.enemy.combatants.ap/index.html -------------

Bullocks! --------------------

O.K. this redneck farmer walks into a lawyer's office. Lawyer: May I help you? Farmer: yes, I need a liar. Lawyer: a lawyer? Farmer:Yessir, I want a day-vorse. Lawyer:A divorce? Farmer:Yessir, I want a day-vorse Lawyer: What are your grounds? Farmer:My grounds? About forty acres Lawyer: No tell me about your case. Farmer: Case? Nah I got a John Deere. Lawyer:No; tell me about you suit. Farmer:My suit? I got a old one from Sears, dunno if it still fits! Lawyer: No you don't understand. Why are you divorcing your wife? Is she a big nagger? Farmer: Aw nah, she's a little white woman but the baby she just had is! That's why I want a day-vorse! ---------

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Real men learn quickly. Clicky ----

How to identify the ideal woman is the first thing any man should know. lookreachpull.com/video/IdealWoman.mpeg ----------------

Michael Moore's first attempt at dating! lookreachpull.com/video/BoyGetsDate.mpeg ----------------

Maybe this will help! lookreachpull.com/lookreachpull/skydive.mpeg Sorry if you've seen it before. --------------

It's its! or is it Its it's! ????????????????? ----------

The perfect liberal. What vision?!! -------------

Would you feel the same if 'a few shells ' exploded during the Superbowl? -----------

Don't forget we'd be taxing the drugs that are sold. So not only would we not be spending 60 billion a year on the war, but we'd be earning tax money off the sale of the drugs just like we do with tobacco and alcohol. As for really hard drugs, it might be best to have the government sell them directly through a supervised program. The program should be structured to either get the addicts off of hard drugs or work to prevent as much harm as possible these people will do to others through their use of drugs. That is most idiotic drabble I have ever read. Government distributing crack?! Real wise! The idea is to elevate society not lower it to bassest element. Freedom also means being able to raise your kids in a healthy environment. Government spends way too much on lazy asses now; let alone paying for their habits. I think 'it might be best to have the government sell' skydives 'directly through a supervised program.' See how niave and humorous your argument sounds. ---------

Bwaahahahahahaa Fucking wimps! I'd say the average guy should beable to bicept curl atleast 100lbs for reps. I prefer 12oz curls. It amazes me when a grown man can't carry his end of a load, or doesn't pos. from neg. Young men should trained in all facets of manhood including mechanics, carpentry, plumbing, electrical, outdoor skills, drunkeness, and most important: women(cunnilingus, toilet set, does my ass look fat?, etc. www.sexuality.org/l/incoming/acunn.html ----------

Really? So let's turn the tables....I can change a tire, change my oil and know how to use jumper cables. Do I have to give up my female card? Marry Me!