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Carmello Bar never pull low......unless you are

A man was walking through the woods with a little kid. The little kid says "it's scary out here". The man says "how do you think I feel, I have to walk out by myself?" never pull low......unless you are

How did Helen Keller burn her face? She tried to answer the iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back. never pull low......unless you are

Why do women have short feet? So they can get closer to the stove. never pull low......unless you are

What do you call a women with one leg? Peg never pull low......unless you are

Slowly. I open the bag with great finesse, making sure nothing important is caught on an edge. Sliding a finger down into the darkness, the smell of chocolate lifts to my nose, and titillates my senses. As my finger passes over the hard shell candy, the silkiness is tantalizing. I fish a candy out, and balance it ever so gently in my palm, and slowly lift it to my mouth, placing it on the tip of my tongue. Then I pull the candy into my mouth, and swirl it around. I suck just hard enough to get the candy shell to crack. Once I find the fissure, I lick it precisely there several times, coaxing the first of the melting chocolate out. After I have done this long enough to get the flavor, I fold my tongue around it, and just hold it there, pulsing it. And then, then the chocolate has been warmed enough, and comes exploding out of the shell, filling my mouth with it's stickiness, flooding my tastebuds with chocolate. And then, I do this over and over, until it's all gone. Like I said, slowly. Ciels- Michele What she said. never pull low......unless you are

Sponge baths come to mind. never pull low......unless you are

I'd bet Crazy Ivan's word is.......boobies never pull low......unless you are

never use an impact wrench. never pull low......unless you are

You fall faster at higher altitudes. never pull low......unless you are

There's a lot of "what-ifs" in this sport. Life in general for that matter. never pull low......unless you are

Southern chicks rule! never pull low......unless you are

What about the extra time that you have to wake up and save your life? never pull low......unless you are

I personally don't recommend it. Parachutes are designed to open while you are in a belly to earth stable position. If my parachute opened slow enough to concern me I would check things like pilot chute wear/size, slider size, line trim, porosity,etc. never pull low......unless you are

And expensive You get what you pay for. never pull low......unless you are

Of course there are instances where a Cypres can be a hinderance, eg exiting an aircraft at a relatively low altitude with a main that is known to snivvel, eg my spectre. How low do you exit? never pull low......unless you are

QuoteIs being under a canopy unconscious a good thing? reply]No! never pull low......unless you are

I taugh a class on Friday night and the student completed his AFF (no repeats) on Sunday. I like to see them go a little slower so that they have more time to let things soak in,but we didn't have that option. never pull low......unless you are

My recommendations were for transit only. We all have made stops on our way home however. These are the times when I recommend the trunk over the passenger compartment.As I said, put it in your closet when you get home. never pull low......unless you are

While some people will disagree, it's beter in the trunk than in the passenger compartment. The trunk is not as hot as the front and you don't have UV light getting to the rig. Just watch out for gas,oil brake fluid,etc. I'd recommend a gear bag. Put the rig in your closet when you get home. never pull low......unless you are

Instructiors like to think that they can judge someones performance by how they act on the ground, but you can't. Practice,practice,practice then hope for the best but be ready for the worst. None particularly stick out as the trickiest, but a couple stick out as the funniest. never pull low......unless you are

The real fun starts when you let them go. never pull low......unless you are

It's much more fun to wait in the drive-thru never pull low......unless you are

It's always funny to see the weird look on someones face when they can see the needle on their altimeter moving on the way up. never pull low......unless you are

I did some Tandem and AFF jumps with some members of Great White, including Jack Russel the lead singer. Might be in the price range and technically they are jumpers. never pull low......unless you are