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    golf? as long i have sex and i'm able to skydive i won't take it up The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    Bwahhhhh! sorry it's Leftfield not Leftism there's a great remix of a nina simone classic "feeling good" i'd like to put on a skydving vid but for all the music i want to hear while watching vids i guess i'll have to shoot a lot of videos The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    you forgot one option: I'm a man without silicone cause i can't afford a artificial beef up The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    not to hijack this thread, but do you prefer giving them a hard time in freefall or under canopy? another possibility to jump 4 free is to make the "wind-jumper" - do a hop'n'pop from 4k (feet) and see what the upper winds are like (did this in castellon/spain) The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    guess it's the usual stuff: worked manifest for the tandem guys, worked manifest for the dz, packed... and once i kissed a guy to get a ticket The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    you ask me if i'm seriuos? of course - i'm austrian! so tell about that alingi thing but what really get's me mad: no matter how long i cook my breakfast eggs - these bastards never get soft The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    no my dear bbarnhouse – you defintely haven't seen everything – see pic below (well at least this one's for the ladys) The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    duh! being an ultraconservatifrightwingredneckedchristianfundamentalist i won't be able to let this beverage of hell that these hindu heathens invented get in contact with my intestines The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    horrray - you are back! i once knew a guy from switzerland - he was a composer & his name was françois röschti if i only knew what ALINGHI was *scratching my head* btw: thx for the correct spell of chuechichaschli The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    seems like piisfish & me weren't very succesfull in hijacking this thread The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    suisse (well at least for the german speaking part) kuckucksuhren emmentaler fondue chuchi-chäschteli (no way of spelling that correctely - so it's more or less phonetic) alphörner wilhelm tell tons of cash stored in the vaults of the banks The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    BWAHAHAHAHAHA! The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    you are welcome! but you will meet me & my groupies in lovely austria. season starts march 21.... The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    real macho men (read: skydivers) don't pack - they have a lot of female groupies that are way to eager hanging around with a coooool dude and willing to satisfy his needs. so they do all the packing for you. well at least that's how it works for me - how about you? edit 4 spell The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    neither. but how about going over a wl of 1.4 before 100 jumps? The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    if you could be more specific this might turn into a usefull discussion The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    Stapler

    feuergnom replied to Jayruss's topic in The Bonfire

    isn't this the stapler "fliegende wolf" lost some months ago? guess i'll have to pm him that you have it..... The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    they are posting porn in the women forum? i think finally i have to take a look in there The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    well - unstable wanted me to get banned for posting a pic of a really hot chick that gives him nightmares- luckily he's not a moderator The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    and where are you going to put that hot fork of yours? The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    bwahahahaha! the problem with porn flics: when you want to see one - you are horny. once you really watch it, you don't want to have sex for at least a week The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    I'm sure you won't believe your eyes... The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    I may be a postwhore - but I'm definitely not a poll-whore (didn't vote in this one either) The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    don't give lawyers stupid ideas! read the orange label on my canopy before i ever made my first jump - voted no The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    27) never let go of a grip once finally you get it - even if you get hit by team-mates 27 a - alternate version) once you got the grip make a rapid transition to a standup and see how long the others maintain their position The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666