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  1. all kidding aside, i knew alot of teamsters (movie set drivers). the new england teamster price for taking someone out was $5000. but that was 8 years ago, so you have to add for inflation. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?
  2. i just hit the brakes in my beater car. oh, now my neck hurts. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?
  3. then again, the fucker who tailgates you in the fast lane, when TRAFFIC is moving at 20 mph in a 70 zone. i just dropped a land mine and took him out. or the lazy ass who honks a horn every morning to pick up your neighbor....snipper shot to the head. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?
  4. hammer. because, it always comes down to a hammer. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?
  5. No, i dont agree. i have one word...."residual." cut a few right deals are the checks keep coming and coming and coming. but i may be biased...my wife is in the SAG union. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?
  6. risk to me is doing activities where there are stupid people present. the more stupid people, the more risk...like driving down the highway for example, far more risky than sharing the sky with 20-odd jumpers spaced adequately apart. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?
  7. your fellow jumpers owe you beer! ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?
  8. i see from your sig line you like "rent." great play and movie ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?
  9. $2.45 and 9/10 high desert california. started riding the bike again...over 50 mpg
  10. kind of like hitting Control Alt Delete on a PC for your brain. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?
  11. ok, next time i think we should paint all the surrounding ground area digital green before the jump, then we can dig in anything we want! ummm...yeah (office space voice) ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?
  12. and you skydive ? i grew up there....just enjoy the ride...and remember, key to surviving an earthquake...step outside. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?
  13. uh, not sure...i think his last name is Sturgis. tall, thin, long hair in a pony tail. usually jumps with a "mr. bubbles" suit. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?
  14. Neat picture... got to give credit to "Marlboro" Mike in DeLand for that picture. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?
  15. Heres "Jenni" She left home and headed west, and is still pursuing acting 12 years later, (some success), she skydives, (married me jumping out of a skyvan) scuba dives, (loves to dive at night) instructs bikram yoga, ....reads..., loves her kids (boxer doggies), taking up rock climbing...all while dealing with fused vertabrea in her back. she loves me unconditionally, listens to my stress, and listens some more. i will always look up to her, just like this photo, of our 100th. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?
  16. i briefly thought of getting one for our two Boxers, but the following made me reconsider. Our larger boxer, Daisy 84lbs, is extremely "head strong." One night a person comes to the door, Daisy could not indentify due to the fact that this guy is wearing a sweatshirt with a hood. We had glass windows on either side of the front door. Daisy goes into protect mood, barking, growling, the works. Then as Jenni is trying to see who it is, Daisy, takes several steps backwards, lowers her head, and rams the window, breaking it, trying to get to the guy at the door. Turns out the dude at the door was the ex-boyfriend, who we and she get along with just fine. So i dont think a little zap will stop her. I have a double fence set up now. all this from the doggie in the pic. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?
  17. 2.45 southern california. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?
  18. if it was a skydiver, then, they must have done something really really bad at the DZ, and owed ALOT of beer. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?
  19. i prefer science, see my sig line. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?
  20. squirrel

    Hey Spence

    makes me want a coors, and its only 8:17 AM ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?
  21. Cytomax. My wife took this while doing 5 hours of "Hatha" or Hot Yoga a day, studying to become a Bikram Yoga instructor. She did not take it her last week, and actually collapse in session. worked very well for her. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?
  22. yeah, an ant bite typically has a "white head" pustoul, but only one, for each bite. not two side by side. and, a fire ant bite will itch and burn like hell, hench the name fire ant. dont be stupid, go to the ED now. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?
  23. you will be jumping in a bikini here then! ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?
  24. we are having a cold snap right now...but that shouldnt bother a canadian. i would say if you want the "LA" experience, go to perris, if you want layed back jumpers, go to elsinore. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?
  25. its the only DZ in 30 that i have jumped where i have had several near misses on landing. since i am not a student, i dont land in the student area. and, if i wanted to land in plowed dirt, i would jump at new mexico. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him?