MochaSkyChick

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  1. My mom says I'm not wierd, I'm gifted! Are you sure she didn't say special ? I am special! I can almost count to 7. PMS #62 Zarza R[red
  2. My mom says I'm not wierd, I'm gifted! PMS #62 Zarza R[red
  3. Boy, you keep me in stitches PMS #62 Zarza R[red
  4. I heard that you might be coming down to GA and now I know it's true Yea, I get to meet KatieBear!
  5. Are you going to use it as spackle to cover up her hail damage? PMS #62 Zarza R[red
  6. I'm soooo there! PMS #62 Zarza R[red
  7. You know me, we're practically DZ.com related. Oh well, hopefully the weather will be good back home. PMS #62 Zarza R[red
  8. My company is making me go home early! So I won't be jumping at the Ranch this weekend. No Pond Swoop Competition. No nothing. I'm bummed. Oh well, maybe I can convince them to fly me out Sunday morning. The only problem with that I would have no rental car and no where to sleep. PMS #62 Zarza R[red
  9. ...and I cannot lie... you other brothers can't deny, when a girl walks in.... ....with an itty bitty waste and a round thing in your face.... PMS #62 Zarza R[red
  10. I guess she must have REALLY high self esteem to pose for that picture and think she looks good. I guess some guys like BIG butts. PMS #62 Zarza R[red
  11. Good, I jumped at Connecticut Parachute Center yesterday and I'm going back today. The view's nice and the people are friendly, the only thing I didn't like was the cow smell everywhere. But you can't smell it anymore @ 11 grand.
  12. Wow, my first flaming thread...and it's about a huge ass....my mom would be proud. PMS #62 Zarza R[red
  13. Girl, you're wearing it waaay better than her! PMS #62 Zarza R[red
  14. Brett Favre - hubba hubba PMS #62 Zarza R[red
  15. Ole and Sven die and wake up in hell. The next day the devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and bomber hats warming themselves around the fire. The devil asks them, "What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?" Ole and Sven reply, "Vell, ya know, we're from nordern Minnesoda, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, ya know." The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the heat. The next morning he stops in again and there they are, still dressed in parkas, hats and mittens. The devil asks them again, "Its awfully hot down here, can't you guys feel that?" Again,Ole and Sven reply, "Vell, like we told you yesterday, we're from nordern Minnesoda, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, ya know." This gets the devil a little steamed up and he decides to fix the two guys. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The people are wailing and screaming every where. He stops by the room with the two guys from Minnesoda and finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling walleye and drinking beer. The devil is astonished, "Everyone down here is in abject misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourself." The two Minnesodans reply, "Vell, ya know, we don't get too much warm weather up dere in International Falls, we've just got to have a fish fry when the weathers this nice." The devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight. Finally he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in hell. The next morning, the temperature is below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere, people are shivering so bad that they are unable to wail, moan and gnash their teeth. The devil smiles and heads for the room with the two Minnesodans. He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, bomber hats, and mittens. They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men. The devil is dumbfounded, "I don't understand, when I turn up the heat you're happy. Now its freezing cold and you're still happy. What is wrong with you two?" Ole and Sven look at the devil in surprise, "Vell, don't ya know, if hell froze over dat must mean da Vikings won da Super Bowl." PMS #62 Zarza R[red
  16. MochaSkyChick

    Mistake

    What did you buy? The typical hugry shopper stuff I suppose...chips, ice cream, sweet cereal....
  17. I got to do a jump this afternoon. I have to say that it is a pretty view and very nice people.
  18. Fersure? [valley girl voice] Like OMG Yeah! [/valley girl voice] PMS #62 Zarza R[red
  19. You definitely want to book the flight as soon as possible because seems like they are going up a crazy amount everyday. PMS #62 Zarza R[red