Blahr

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  1. Blahr

    How dodgy?

    Darn, it appears that its ILLEGAL for a man to be aroused in public. I wonder what that means and how they would enforce that law? "Excuse me sir?" "Yes, officer?" "Would you please open your pants, I'll need to inspect your level of engorgement" I'm staying the hell away from Allentown!
  2. There now, CrazyIvan has said that you are cute
  3. Say, is that avatar what you REALLY look like?!?
  4. Ayep, the bank loan ruled. Beats 19% interest on a credit card.
  5. I've been an asshat for 38 years. I used to try to fight it but I only found true happiness after I gave in and went with the flow Besides, I dont drink so I can only supply rootbeer!
  6. Sort of a blue and black thing goin on :-) Anyone care to guess what color my jumpsuit is?
  7. I believe you are the first to say beer, does that mean you have to buy beer?
  8. As you wish The container is kinda hard to get a feel for from this 2D picture but... Its gonna have royal blue "vector 3" logo, a wonderhog logo on the left ring cover and my name on the right ring cover. All royal blue.
  9. well, it IS gonna have a slightly used cypres in it... WAAAAHHHHHH I can handle it...
  10. Vector 3 M with a skyhook, B-12's, logo's, Black and Royal blue Sabre2 - Royal blue, navy blue, black PD reserve - Red All the way I like em :-) NO JUMPS ON ANY OF IT
  11. Since 1989 when I started jumping, right through an 8 year layoff from jumping, and up till today, I have always wanted to buy new gear. How I drooled over the shiny new, very expensive gear that I saw people jumping and figured I'd never be there. Today, 14 years later, my bank loan was approved. Tomorrow I'm ordering the new gear :-) I've filled out the order forms a half dozen times just for the fun of it! Played with the canopy color programs and rig coloring programs... My colors, my models, everything exactly what I want Now I just have to wait 10 weeks for it to show up
  12. So I guess money will make it easier to accept that their father is in hell. I'd say that anyone trying to make some quick cash on the fact that their father is burning in hell will probably be joining him there eventually :-)
  13. Betta' be careful. Somecat might git mad an' bust a cap in yo' ass.
  14. Blahr

    Tandem Procedures

    mmm, they used Vector tandem rigs where I went and those has 2 sets of toggles. I think. It WAS 14 years ago but I'm sure they had 2 sets. I can certainly understand not wanting the passenger to do something to hose the landing...
  15. I was hoping that you were going to say that you had tricked them into eating your cigarette butts
  16. Blahr

    Tandem Procedures

    I'm curious. When I did my first Tandem jump in 1989 it was the common practice at that DZ for the passenger to aid in the steering and landing. My assumption was that that was the way its done. All other tandems I watched at that DZ over the next few years always had the passenger helping out. I was at Crosskeys yesterday and all the tandems I saw coming in had the passenger just hanging there doing nothing and the TM's visibly working hard to do all the steering themselves. In one case, the guy was practically standing on the toggles with his arms like he was on the rings for gymnastics. If its that hard to manage alone, why arent those passengers helping?
  17. Blahr

    swoop cords

    Gah!! And I call myself a musician too. I shoulda caught that...
  18. Oh well, I guess I'll hve to just go there sometime myself. :-) My Dad just moved to Punta Gorda and thats only about 150 miles away so...
  19. Wheres the PD and RWS pics?
  20. Blahr

    swoop cords

    Man, I've been staring at this reply for about 5 minutes and I STILL cant figure out what it means Will the Metallica guys try to claim they own swoop cords?
  21. Blahr

    swoop cords

    This is gonna sound really dumb but I got my new jumpsuit and it has "Swoop cords" coming out the sleeves. What are they for??
  22. I might make this my signature! "I undulate my parts deprived with them, French! They are a country as of the showers puts out of bags!"
  23. I know...but I like the other better :-) I like Alta Vistas translation too. It cracks me up: "I undulate my parts deprived with them, French! They are a country as of the showers puts out of bags!"
  24. For reference, you said "I wave my private part to them, the french. They are one country of the showers puts in bag." I believe the correct translation should have been: "I wave my private parts at your aunties, your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"