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    This time, to stop Mad John's whining, I'm bringing a few different styles of beer... Also, I'm bringing a few cases of cheap-ass domestic to try to set a "naked-on-the-numbers" shotgunning record... why not! Blog Clicky
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    You comin'? I owe you shots... oh yeah... and a lapdance! Blog Clicky
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    Hellooooooo.... Don't worry... I'm bringing enough for everyone.... (edited for more ) Blog Clicky
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    Also, Craigslist rocks for finding roomates/rooms. Blog Clicky
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    "It slices... it dices... it juliennes!" "But wait! There's more!" "Call now!" Blog Clicky
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    Liar, liar, pants on.... Oh, nevermind... Blog Clicky
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    From the witness protection program... Blog Clicky
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    Must... keep... spiraling.... Losing... conscien.....cessness.... Blog Clicky
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    Hands? Aren't BOTH of the doctor's suposed to be on your shoulders? Damn! Blog Clicky
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    One little tent joke and she's right on the phone to our divorce lawyer! Blog Clicky
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    Why don't you tell me what I'm Thinking!, because you're touching my brain! Blog Clicky
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    Look at the old man... So old, needs to take a nap right after he farts! Blog Clicky
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    After a short break, the Friday post has returned. Now type, you bitches! Blog Clicky
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    Do we have room? Blog Clicky
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    Well ok but I get to be on top! For the first two hours, Ok, but then there are 51 or so more ways to go! Blog Clicky
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    I was told mine, but I'll have to check! We're already married. What fun would that be? I think you have to consumate at least once a year though... Blog Clicky
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    I was told mine, but I'll have to check! Blog Clicky
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    Haiku?

    skydivexxl replied to vdschoor's topic in The Bonfire

    Yes indeed, there were. But I had carried the torch for the last two years Fucker! Blog Clicky
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    Yeah it's that last check thing I want. When that's in hand I am outta here Again? So that Taco Bell management option has become a reality? Blog Clicky
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    May 11th was 9 years since my last long relationship... There are benefits to being single... Trust me! Blog Clicky
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    Just over the last 3 days I've gotten TONS!!!! Scheisse (I can't spell in german, but I can swear!) Blog Clicky
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    We have a few roads... Blog Clicky
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    I had to do the SF beer festival... remember? I'm the old conservative one now... haven't you heard? Blog Clicky
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    Umm.... better, now! Blog Clicky
  25. skydivexxl
    I still get: Goldberg or Steve Austin (WWF) Everlast (old House of Pain days) Vin Diesel (HATE that one) Blog Clicky